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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3841 - 2015-11-02 05:18:13 UTC
Invention sometimes generates "flawed Blueprint Copies", missing one (fail) or multiple (critical fail) high/mid/low/rig slots selected ad random.

(these cheapass, partially crippled vessels, cannot be insured except by [TEST] alliance which already adopted this doctrine).
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3842 - 2015-11-02 17:45:45 UTC
force all new characters to be created using the myers-briggs personality test

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Breidablik
Doomheim
#3843 - 2015-11-02 20:20:31 UTC
Bomb launchers can now be fitted onto every ship, and can be fitted in addition to other bomb launchers. Twisted
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3844 - 2015-11-03 09:17:19 UTC
Invent a better soylent green, made with capsuleers
Plofkip Arji
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3845 - 2015-11-03 12:51:50 UTC
Capital ships require two capsuleers to be piloted.
Plofkip Arji
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3846 - 2015-11-03 12:52:36 UTC
Bubbles stop ships in midwarp.
Plofkip Arji
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3847 - 2015-11-03 12:56:12 UTC
Equipped implants are visible in the characters' portrait.
Ii Kusanagi
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3848 - 2015-11-04 12:22:09 UTC
Multiple Wallet tabs, for custom expenses/profits, thus working like bank accounts.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3849 - 2015-11-04 16:26:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Updates on attempted implementation of f&I ideas and a feasibility of inclusion index.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3850 - 2015-11-04 17:27:12 UTC
Temporary local chat becons that lets you see local chat in the system it is anchored in, time limited by stront, and with a cyno-like warp in icon in overview.

Note: text only, not local player list.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#3851 - 2015-11-04 17:44:10 UTC
PLEX to login and play as a drifter until death or 30 days has passed

Every day I'm wafflin!
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3852 - 2015-11-04 19:18:19 UTC
More fleet status options, specifically drink counters for slosh ops, linked to killmails/deathmails, let people know how much debauchery was involved. I'd love to have blood-alcohol meter(u muss be thisdrunk to fleet up).

I'd be extatic if bong hit counters were included.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3853 - 2015-11-05 21:44:29 UTC
mining lazor damages a ship's hull, regardless of armour or shields.
styh Sotken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3854 - 2015-11-05 22:23:46 UTC
"All ship should have Cargo Scanners built into them.

Also buff Kestrels "
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3855 - 2015-11-05 22:52:09 UTC
All rookie ships get the rolebonus that do 1000x damage against supercapitals...
Schwein Hosen
DuckPus Fightclub
#3856 - 2015-11-06 02:54:30 UTC
"Change the physics engine so you can do a backwards vertical loop in your ship without turning over at 90 degrees; space shouldn't feel like one way is always up..."
Amber Starview
Doomheim
#3857 - 2015-11-06 03:20:48 UTC
concord now shows up instantly but helps the gank then steals the loot
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3858 - 2015-11-06 07:02:11 UTC
Concord starts shaking down people, freighters in highsec, supers in null, alliance tournement players... Everyone... ISK OR DIE
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3859 - 2015-11-10 20:46:16 UTC
Make Derelik a Factional Warfare zone for the Angel Cartel. (yes, this is a bad idea ;-)
Xerathul Muur
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3860 - 2015-11-10 21:33:29 UTC
being podded in a wormhole results in your clone waking up at a random high sec station