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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Dograzor
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3861 - 2015-11-10 22:41:10 UTC
All Ibises have a non removable cyno generator fitted by default.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3862 - 2015-11-10 23:16:05 UTC
Unit cohesion. Wing commanders must use targeted, single-purpose(bonus) squad-boosting-ray mods on their squad leaders, with limited range.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3863 - 2015-11-10 23:52:32 UTC
Be able to destroy Concord in lowsec, like in the old days. Still invulnerable in highsec, but destroyable in low. Add Concord "hubs."

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3864 - 2015-11-11 01:24:42 UTC
Cosmetic implants.

You know you want them tooLol

( . ) ( . )
Dolorous Tremmens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3865 - 2015-11-11 03:02:18 UTC
Already got 'em.

Or do you mean 2 more? 2 more bolt ons would be acceptable as long as:

Men get to (ahem) tell their tailor they dress on both sides.

Get some Eve. Make it yours.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#3866 - 2015-11-12 00:36:29 UTC
Declare bumping an exploit.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

zluq zabaa
Inhumanum Legionis
#3867 - 2015-11-12 01:00:34 UTC
Give NPCs Warp Bubbles and make them gatecamp and hunt players in Nullsec.
Feledain
Elmsfeuer
#3868 - 2015-11-12 13:34:20 UTC
when a ship goes boom, the wreck keeps the speed and vector
Zockhandra
Deadspace Unlimited
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#3869 - 2015-11-12 14:54:34 UTC
Mammoth "Party Edition" -

Minmatar Industrial (per skill level)
- -20% to fitting cost of smartbombs per level
- +5% to ship velocity per level

Misc. Bonus
-2,000 m3 "Disco bay", can only fit exotic dancers, drugs(excluding boosters), musical holo-weels and alcoholic items
-Smartbombs deal 100% less damage and activation cost is 100% less

Shield are red, Armor is too, i slapped my heavy neut, all over you. Fingers crossed, broken shattered and burned, across from the bubble and into your hull.

Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3870 - 2015-11-12 19:23:37 UTC
Bombing and bubbling in lowsec works, but similar to smartbombing in highsec, you'll get concorded for it. (suicide bomber squads anyone?)
TheSylance
Enchanted Minds
#3871 - 2015-11-12 23:41:47 UTC
Let the Drifters hack the Amarr tradehub-market to drop all its contents into random players hangars.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3872 - 2015-11-13 06:23:53 UTC
Gravitational bubbles, that lower agility / increase mass and thereby make interceptors catchable.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3873 - 2015-11-13 07:45:30 UTC
Jita 4-4 explodes and she goes down with all hands, all items, and all the isk stored with in...
Sitting Bull Lakota
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#3874 - 2015-11-13 10:55:44 UTC
Following the rust and dirt feature, ships passed a certain age begin to list to the left or right when following a straight vector.
Especially old and worn ships will have battery trouble and require a jump start to get their capacitors charging again.
Ships that can't be jumpstarted will need to be towed. Players can sit in their ships for 4 and a half hours waiting for the Amarrian Astronomic Anomaly service vehicle to arrive at their location and tow them to a repair shop where they can argue with the shipwright about what is wrong with the ship and how much it should cost to fix.

Amonios Zula
Aeon Ascendant
#3875 - 2015-11-13 15:04:00 UTC
Add an Ewar module that hacks missiles in flight and sends them back to the launching ship.
Kosetzu
Everything For Efficiency
WE FORM BL0B
#3876 - 2015-11-13 16:52:10 UTC
Deployable Doomsday Inhibitor module that works like the cyno inhibitor module.
Toriessian
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3877 - 2015-11-13 20:14:33 UTC
CCP should license the Dr. Who IP and bring the Daleks to New Eden.

Every day I'm wafflin!

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3878 - 2015-11-13 20:23:44 UTC
^^ make jovian shuttles resemble the tardis

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
#3879 - 2015-11-13 20:25:34 UTC
Toriessian wrote:
CCP should license the Dr. Who IP and bring the Daleks to New Eden.


Given how many ships we can fit into a station at once, I have a feeling they are already bigger on the inside
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3880 - 2015-11-13 21:11:46 UTC
A counter for how many people(but not who) have ignored you, in game and in forums. maybe an option to show the ## publicly, you know, to keep score.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.