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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3821 - 2015-10-22 18:21:50 UTC
I am sorry...

All undocking t3s will trigger massive rave strobelights and phat beats which persist for 3 hours
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3822 - 2015-10-25 15:35:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Remote overheaters: modules to overheat other players modules such as active hardeners as a way help lessen alpha, make logi moe interesting + new weaponizable mechanic

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3823 - 2015-10-25 15:39:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Half the logi rep output, introduce cap charge powered logi mods, more power, more limitations(like cargo size).

Ancillary remote reps. ARR!

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Breidablik
Doomheim
#3824 - 2015-10-25 15:43:41 UTC
New Industrial Hulls-
99% Reduction in the CPU and Powergrid usage of medium turret and launcher modules
4 highs, 6 mids, 4 lows, 5 rig slots




HideYo' Booze Elo'sAbout
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3825 - 2015-10-25 16:12:41 UTC
Capital Changes
Darwpromtheus
o7o7o7
#3826 - 2015-10-25 17:08:42 UTC
Total removal of clicking in space. WASD will be the ONLY mechanic used to pilot ships. Also "bumping" is now a hostile action and inflicts damage that is proportional to ship mass and velocity etc. This damage is also dependent on ship attributes such as sansha spikes and "pointy hulls". There is a 600 km sphere around stations that nullifies this "feature" in high sec.
Darwpromtheus
o7o7o7
#3827 - 2015-10-25 17:30:25 UTC
Bloodraider ships now cause "red mist" Oops graphical effects on other player's screen when on board nosferatu modules is activated on other player ships. Sansha ships have an built in effect that can be used as a "mode" diverting ab "propulsion" bonus away to jamming the implants on another player ship resulting in an implant bonus reverse effect based ( and more"fun" than booster related penalties") on % value.


Station Windows...
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3828 - 2015-10-25 18:12:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
"up the kilt" weak points at the rear of the ship, so kiting ships tend to get it nastier in the end

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Fllyraen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3829 - 2015-10-25 20:38:29 UTC
Overview settings.

Color backgrounds.

"Apply to ships and drones only".

Where is the "Apply to ships only" option? Fleet/corp drones will overshadow neutral ships so it'll look like there are ONLY fleet/corp drones in that area, so you have to hover to see what ships people have but because there are 20 drones there and you're showing all brackets your client will lag.

Please. Gooby.
Dave kazkade
Plarium Marketing LLC
#3830 - 2015-10-26 05:52:06 UTC
No refitting with weapons timers.
Netan MalDoran
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3831 - 2015-10-26 07:14:41 UTC
Smelly PirateWhore wrote:
Tier 3 destroyers with cruiser-sized guns


Lol, found this from 2 years ago on page 50 and now its true, as my Hectate fit has about the same DPS as my Thorax fit XD

"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!

Falcon's truth

Steroidastroid Ormand
#3832 - 2015-10-27 13:47:11 UTC
Inviting other players to your quarters and hosting a party with exotic dancers and your music/video
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3833 - 2015-10-28 16:58:14 UTC
in game invitable chat-style group checklists for short term multiple person tasks. Prioritizable, with tweet length note options for each entry, and a timestamped toon signoff so people know who signed off on a task and when.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3834 - 2015-10-28 17:09:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmer Jones
Dontation achievements! Get little icon stamps that go in your medal collection, different ones each year for CCP accepted charities. "Plex for X" Let the collectors donate and get a little in game recognition/bling, or not if they have their reputation-cloak on.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Ghaustyl Kathix
Rising Thunder
#3835 - 2015-10-28 20:07:33 UTC
Remove squadrons from the new carriers and have them control those fighters individually! 60 fighters per carrier! The servers are strong enough to handle it!
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3836 - 2015-10-28 20:14:23 UTC
A best of the bad ideas thread, save some of these gems

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3837 - 2015-11-01 07:46:30 UTC
Another Halloween gone by without a corpse launcherUgh

At least we still have this corpse to liven up the day
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3838 - 2015-11-01 08:30:34 UTC
Add systems for life support and food for the wretches who crew our ships, have them use way more then is reasonable
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3839 - 2015-11-02 03:47:46 UTC
Entosising a station ejects containers with random chatlogs from actual conversations in-gameTwisted
Lugh Crow-Slave
#3840 - 2015-11-02 03:59:24 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Add systems for life support and food for the wretches who crew our ships, have them use way more then is reasonable



dont forget ship fuel