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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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GM Karidor
Game Masters
C C P Alliance
#1061 - 2013-09-10 22:56:47 UTC
In high sec, the Tengu should have a chance of spontaneous self destruction when undocking.

GM Karidor | Senior Game Master

Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1062 - 2013-09-10 23:05:25 UTC
Giant worms in asteroids that attack the miners so the gankers don't have to.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

Dalilus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1063 - 2013-09-10 23:56:00 UTC
Rid EVE of nullbears. Bear
Jayaka
Perkone
Caldari State
#1064 - 2013-09-11 00:09:34 UTC
Make Super Carriers somewhere you can actually dock a ship, with Captains Quarters.
stoicfaux
#1065 - 2013-09-11 02:07:29 UTC
Warping through planets should decloak you.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

stoicfaux
#1066 - 2013-09-11 02:08:18 UTC
Jayaka wrote:
Make Super Carriers somewhere you can actually dock a ship, with Captains Quarters.

Or just put the Captains Quarters on the Super.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

stoicfaux
#1067 - 2013-09-11 02:13:36 UTC
With all the talk about the Marauder bastion/mini-siege mode,

When auto-piloting, the (always active until off-lined) Travel Mode Siege Module should increase your agility, your warp speed, reduce warp cap use, increase all resists by 50%, reduce your mass by 50%, reduce MWD cap use, and when warping, put you under the effect of a 90% web.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

stoicfaux
#1068 - 2013-09-11 02:14:42 UTC
Certificates for forum posting. Quantity of posts, # of dev blog posts, number of forum bans, post X times in each forum sub-type, etc..


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#1069 - 2013-09-11 03:37:00 UTC
Make an ambiguous policy that makes it (maybe) a bannable offence to post recruitment scams

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

John 2557
SC-2557
#1070 - 2013-09-11 06:20:27 UTC
more detail about the ship, maybe functional modulel.

open the "door".

Add stock market into EVE, put real corporation on the stock market, let's invest in to the real corps.

More stuffs for solo players.
Diana Kim
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
#1071 - 2013-09-11 08:20:04 UTC
Ability of two characters to make children.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1072 - 2013-09-11 09:26:36 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ability of two characters to make children.


That, but only if they're dressed like furry animals.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1073 - 2013-09-11 10:49:47 UTC
Ele Rebellion wrote:
Rename Concord "Chuck Norris Clones"

"Chuncorris"
Nova Satar
Rekall Incorporated
#1074 - 2013-09-11 10:57:39 UTC
A mod that makes your 1.5bil marauder a static / unmoveable pinata in an area of space ccp know nothing about
Nova Satar
Rekall Incorporated
#1075 - 2013-09-11 11:02:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Nova Satar
a module that kills all falcons in the region, to balance, it can only be activated once every 10 seconds
jonnykefka
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
#1076 - 2013-09-11 11:39:37 UTC
A minimum range for remote assistance modules (i.e., you have to be a certain distance away to use them)
Hopelesshobo
Hoboland
#1077 - 2013-09-11 13:23:38 UTC
Lephia DeGrande wrote:
A remote device which can reduce the Mass of another Ship.


Already exists...there's a lot of excess mass around one's pod that can be removed by any weapon in the game.

Lowering the average to make you look better since 2012.

Dudley Schwartz
Magic Hamsters
Pandora Hearts
#1078 - 2013-09-11 13:58:23 UTC
Implants- Wear and Tear possibilities.

search for my thread in F&ID and let me know your thoughts.

Jita 4/4, the heart and soul of New Eden.

Derath Ellecon
Washburne Holdings
#1079 - 2013-09-11 14:04:38 UTC
Putting "Ignore all contracts from this issuer" right next to "view contract" on the context menu.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1080 - 2013-09-11 16:05:04 UTC
Andrea Griffin wrote:
A PLEX For Charity program would allow us to turn in PLEX to any charity we want.

Plex for Boobs

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.