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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Netan MalDoran
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3881 - 2015-11-13 21:20:42 UTC
Just make this a sticky already!!! Its been around for almost a year! Big smile

Make a mining shuttle!

"Your security status has been lowered." - Hell yeah it was!

Falcon's truth

Shannon DuPrez
Doomheim
#3882 - 2015-11-14 07:06:41 UTC
skynet comes back and when you assign fighters to intercepters both the fighters and intercepters get blown up
Shannon DuPrez
Doomheim
#3883 - 2015-11-14 08:33:29 UTC
the wrecking ball gets deployed,ccp notices this this and a giant fireball wipes them out
Shannon DuPrez
Doomheim
#3884 - 2015-11-14 08:34:20 UTC
invincible procurers is a must
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3885 - 2015-11-15 21:48:50 UTC
corpses can be jettisoned and smartbombed into chaff

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3886 - 2015-11-16 09:19:30 UTC
$$$s for SPs
Ugh
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3887 - 2015-11-16 09:45:17 UTC
Capital Tractor Beams to tug ships or temporarily dislodge stargates from their default position. (aka "a towtruck")
Brechan Skene
Hmmzor.
#3888 - 2015-11-16 10:33:23 UTC
NPC get to join a union and the ability to whinge/post on the forums concerning end-user being overpowered and the need to nerf their ships.
Brechan Skene
Hmmzor.
#3889 - 2015-11-16 10:37:01 UTC
Since NPC's are now part of a 'Union'. Every tenth mission will see them go on strike. So when you warp into the mission there will be just a note saying 'the pirates are currently on strike. Please wait for them turn up after they have completed their industrial action against [insert mission agents name here].
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3890 - 2015-11-23 12:31:43 UTC
Delete all frigates
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3891 - 2015-11-24 15:48:08 UTC
Situate all starting school systems in pink fluffy nebulas with rainbow asteroid belts and turn all the agents into random Unicode emoji.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Bobcat Wolvarine
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3892 - 2015-11-25 05:36:43 UTC
collateral damage from exploding ships.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3893 - 2015-12-06 02:20:25 UTC
Anchorable toll bridges, to tax people jumping "your" gate.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3894 - 2015-12-06 12:54:31 UTC
Not making Fireworks a buildable commodity like other ammo
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3895 - 2015-12-06 14:35:46 UTC
a "gate scanner" module to be used on jumpgates, that gives you a .1 AU DScan of what's on the other side. Gimps your fit, for sure; but promotes solo play without eyes.....
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3896 - 2015-12-06 14:38:20 UTC
A random event called "Concord goes on Strike" (no concord for a few days)

-or-

Corrupt Concord asks for a fee (proportional to your ship size). If not paid, criminal flags are reset to suspect flags and concord moonwalks back whence they came.
Deukmans Fehrnah
Gaming Dutchies
#3897 - 2015-12-08 09:26:18 UTC
sell faction BPO for everything for AUR
Deukmans Fehrnah
Gaming Dutchies
#3898 - 2015-12-08 14:17:46 UTC
introduce 11/10 and 12/10 sites in null sec, aimed at capital ratting. lets make titan ratting a thing
Linna Excel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3899 - 2015-12-08 20:00:20 UTC
T1 Frigates that can fit XL turrets for pew-pewing dreads, carriers, and titans.
Corvald Tyrska
Valknetra
#3900 - 2016-02-08 23:27:31 UTC
Cruiser sized bombers without covert cloaks but able to fit three bomb launchers and torps.