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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Phaade
Proioxis Assault Force
Rogue Caldari Union
#221 - 2013-08-27 22:43:32 UTC
Gallente Federation comes into contact with an Alien race, takes the brunt of their invasion, and (along with their ships) is wiped from New Eden.
Gabrielle Monique Duvall
Melusine Temple
#222 - 2013-08-27 22:44:04 UTC
Stop discriminating solo players and small corps - balance the game and change game mechanic (MMO means interactions between players, NOT favouring big alliances).
Aglais
Ice-Storm
#223 - 2013-08-27 22:46:13 UTC
Give Caldari missile ships more kinetic-only damage bonuses.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#224 - 2013-08-27 22:48:32 UTC
Implement module that when activated makes the targetted account get Closed Socket.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Ranamar
Nobody in Local
Of Sound Mind
#225 - 2013-08-27 22:54:46 UTC
Razzack Chronos wrote:
The ability to 'tune' your local channel, to any systems local within x amount of jumps based on skill Y.

'Communications Relay Skill - 3x'
Allows the tuning of local to a different system.

No skill range: Current System.
Range per level: + x light years |or| + 1 Jump (Omni Direction - i.e. if two gates are in system, local of systems behind those 2 gates)


I'd train that... of course, why I'd train that has a lot to do with why it's a terrible idea.
Ranamar
Nobody in Local
Of Sound Mind
#226 - 2013-08-27 22:56:25 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Implement module that when activated makes the targetted account get Closed Socket.


Have it make the character invulnerable until the player logs back on, too, just to make it interesting...
Karash Amerius
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#227 - 2013-08-27 23:32:25 UTC
Change local chat to an actual communication tool rather than intel gathering device.

Karash Amerius Operative, Sutoka

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#228 - 2013-08-27 23:37:12 UTC
Declaring suicide ganking an exploit.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Savnire Jacitu
Abysmal Gentlemen
We Didn't Mean It
#229 - 2013-08-27 23:40:31 UTC
Mining lasers can mine other ships, but don't make you go suspect.

Gypsio III
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#230 - 2013-08-27 23:49:05 UTC
Spurty wrote:
Skills to LEVEL VI


Been there, done that.P

Quote:
[ 2013.05.07 07:04:40 ] (question) You are currently training Remote Hull Repair Systems to level 6. If you start training this skill, it will go to the top of the training queue. If that causes any skills to fall outside the queue's timeframe, those skills will be dropped from the queue.

Doing this will not cause you to lose any of the skill points you have already gained while training Remote Hull Repair Systems to level 6.

Are you sure you want to continue?


Note the awesome choice of skill to take to VI though. Lol
Mr Doctor
Sex Machineguns
#231 - 2013-08-27 23:53:19 UTC
Pickpocket skill that lets cloaked ships steal a random item from your cargo.
Hexatron Ormand
Aperture Space
#232 - 2013-08-27 23:54:07 UTC
Modules that allow ships to disguise as different ships -> for better baiting ;)
Mr Doctor
Sex Machineguns
#233 - 2013-08-27 23:57:05 UTC
Leave incarna as is and dont open casinos in stations with spacepoker and the like.
James Arget
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
#234 - 2013-08-28 00:28:42 UTC
CSM.

CSM 8 Representative

http://csm8.org

CCP Ytterbium
C C P
C C P Alliance
#235 - 2013-08-28 00:46:21 UTC
All Gallente ships get +100% max velocity and agility bonuses, but only when turning away from combat P.
Kieron Krodmandouin
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#236 - 2013-08-28 01:23:32 UTC
Cure blobs by introducing friendly fire.
Tyberius Franklin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#237 - 2013-08-28 01:34:56 UTC
Add a module that disables in game chat channels for anyone in a given system

or

Start a thread like this expecting it not to degenerate into a repository of bitterness
Tyberius Franklin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#238 - 2013-08-28 01:40:17 UTC
Add a module that when activated gives infinite cap for 30 seconds but disables cap recharge and/or reduces the effect of/disables cap boosters for 2 minutes.
Tyberius Franklin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#239 - 2013-08-28 01:42:46 UTC
Add a target marker module which only needs a lock to start working on a target but isn't interrupted by jamming or other forms of lock loss which marks a target as a priority for FOF missiles and drones.
Zurin Arctus
Trauma Ward
Shoot First.
#240 - 2013-08-28 01:44:57 UTC
Hire an expert in microtransactions from the most reviled game publisher on the planet.