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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Nike Andedare
Diamond Command
#3381 - 2015-03-13 23:38:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Nike Andedare
Rename Logistics skill to Triage, and Amarr, Caldari, Gallente and Minmatar Industrial to Logistics.

(And yes change Tactical Logistics Reconfiguration to Tactical Triage Reconfiguration)
Memphis Baas
#3382 - 2015-03-14 01:43:06 UTC
Change logistics ship models to include white color and a big red cross on the side, give them a siren sound effect and high priority going through the gates. Run a campaign to convince FC's that logis going through the gate even though "GATE IS RED" is ok, because they save lives.
Daide Vondrichnov
French Drop-O-Panache
Snuffed Out
#3383 - 2015-03-14 02:30:35 UTC
death to all supers ?
Gaan Cathal
Angry Mustellid
#3384 - 2015-03-14 02:49:51 UTC
Tech 3 ships.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3385 - 2015-03-14 03:36:48 UTC
T3 haulers, prioritized cargo holds, dumps low priority cargo on reconfiguring from bulk mode to gtfo mode or brick mode

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Dave kazkade
Lethal Devotion
Hole Control
#3386 - 2015-03-14 06:46:53 UTC
Joshua Gnoll wrote:
When you gain 10.0 standing with an NPC corp, they grant you an escort ship that follows you around and fights for you.

that would be kinda cool actually
Liannia Nolen
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3387 - 2015-03-14 13:46:34 UTC
Nerf everything in Eve and call it Balancing
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3388 - 2015-03-14 17:30:10 UTC
Allow dislikes, but require reasons, like edits but visible to all. Be able to "like" dislikes at the cost of not liking anything else in the thread

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3389 - 2015-03-14 18:57:00 UTC
Move threads from GD to F&ID while they should be closed as the ideas they contain are so bad, they should actually be posted in this thread instead...Oops

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3390 - 2015-03-14 22:00:26 UTC
Drugs have mostly non invasive visual effects, more drugs = more colour saturation/inverted colours

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Lienzo
Amanuensis
#3391 - 2015-03-15 01:51:03 UTC
Make decay timers cumulative over the life of a probe.
Sol Ferrum
Fafnir's Task
#3392 - 2015-03-15 06:10:21 UTC
Module “Concord ID inhibitor” Conceals pilot identity and ship name both in space as well as in kill mails.
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3393 - 2015-03-15 08:24:22 UTC
AOE capacitor neutraliser.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3394 - 2015-03-15 09:02:00 UTC
^those are called void bombs

ANNOYING TEEN SIDEKICKS
Memphis Baas
#3395 - 2015-03-15 13:22:58 UTC
Landing pads, at each station / outpost / POS, shaped like the underside of each ship, so that each ship can land only in its own landing pad type, with most stations having a wide variety of pads, but not all of them.

A one week delay between releasing a new ship and upgrading the landing pads on some stations to accept it, due to the sheer number of stations that need to be upgraded.
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3396 - 2015-03-15 13:33:17 UTC
SP no longer trains over time, but is instead available only in exchange for plex.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3397 - 2015-03-15 15:57:35 UTC
Giving drifter battleships a warp scrambler and webber
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3398 - 2015-03-15 15:58:21 UTC
Jump clone interdiction bubbles
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3399 - 2015-03-15 17:12:47 UTC
add a new constellation to provi called emo corner

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3400 - 2015-03-16 00:01:05 UTC
Is April Fool's Day celebrated in Iceland? Twisted