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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3421 - 2015-03-19 15:00:10 UTC
A whiteboard layer on top of previously mentioned forum so we can write funny hurtful comments and screencap them

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3422 - 2015-03-19 22:31:14 UTC
Manual ship piloting on all station docks
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3423 - 2015-03-20 03:39:49 UTC
Harvest clothes from corpses.
Aegis Kay Unknown
Lion's Blaze Holdings Inc.
#3424 - 2015-03-20 17:55:59 UTC
Defender missiles can hit drones
Isaac Novi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3425 - 2015-03-20 21:48:30 UTC
Make it so that frigate-sized ships can't warp on their own and can only fleet warp together with a carrier.
Isaac Novi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3426 - 2015-03-20 21:49:20 UTC
When you die your corpse doesn't freeze. Like in real space.
Isaac Novi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3427 - 2015-03-20 21:53:42 UTC
Only one or two huge asteroid belts per system with multiple warp-in anomalies. Like in real star-systems.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3428 - 2015-03-20 22:31:04 UTC
Pac-man style minigame for miners (rats are the ghosts)
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3429 - 2015-03-20 22:35:35 UTC
Cyclops glasses for the AUR store
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3430 - 2015-03-21 00:39:46 UTC
Memphis Baas wrote:
Animate the huge drifter stations that just uncloaked all over the place to change modes like the Svipul: right now they are a vertical I, but when attacked they should bend into the following shapes, progressively: L V [ E X Z W F O @ o . and then recloak. Optionally, each shape comes with a more devastating superweapon for shooting the attacking players than the previous.


What, no 6 or 9 modes?

Do not run. We are your friends.

Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3431 - 2015-03-21 00:43:12 UTC
Let us mine for change in the couch in our Captain's Quarters.

ummm...for the Quafe machine in the hallway.

Oh....and put parking meters in the belts in 0.8 and above systems.

Do not run. We are your friends.

Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3432 - 2015-03-21 01:12:02 UTC
Turn fighter-bombers into smartbombers with 47,500 m smartbomb range and 99% resistance to their own damage type!

Do not run. We are your friends.

Memphis Baas
#3433 - 2015-03-21 02:29:20 UTC
Actually, smash containers in the Capt. Quarters for startup ISK; they can make that one of the NPE "opportunities."
Kiddoomer
The Red Sequence
#3434 - 2015-03-21 12:00:35 UTC
Double the yield of small mining drones and reintroduce harvester drone with a doubled speed.

In the name of Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen : “Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.”

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3435 - 2015-03-21 18:35:12 UTC
Add a deployment timer to sentry drones (similar to deployables units)
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3436 - 2015-03-22 09:10:46 UTC
Compression Arrays should be able to crush modules into refinable alloys (ie, drone poo) of equal reprocess value.
Scorpionstrike
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3437 - 2015-03-22 10:15:05 UTC
After your ship is destroyed any drones that you had in your drone bay start building your ship back up again, fresh as new they then fly your ship back to your home station. if it gets destroyed along the way home it repeats the process :P
Lucius Saturninus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3438 - 2015-03-22 15:46:09 UTC
Allow the Rorqual to fit Strip Miners.
Dark Drifter
Sons of Seyllin
Pirate Lords of War
#3439 - 2015-03-22 17:57:03 UTC
anything with the surfix 'for PLEX'
Hans Bonderstadt
#3440 - 2015-03-22 18:32:26 UTC
Turn Eve into a turn based strategy game where every turn is only 1 second long

the trap is our venue pussy is on the menu