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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3361 - 2015-03-12 09:31:33 UTC
Ponies and unicorns in space
Aran Hotchkiss
Tactically Challenged
The Initiative.
#3362 - 2015-03-12 12:21:39 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Actually having fun PVE content


You're saying that watching incursion battleships pop isn't fun?

You should have enough control over your herd of cats to make them understand. If they constantly make misstakes, get better cats.

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3363 - 2015-03-12 12:56:40 UTC
As a former incursion FC that always meant work:) And while running fleets is fun the sites do become rather stale with only 3 options...

Miniature wargame in our captains quarter in our spaceships game

Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3364 - 2015-03-12 14:57:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Murkar Omaristos
Micro jump drives and MWDs cause jump fatigue Twisted
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3365 - 2015-03-12 19:03:14 UTC
Let us harvest "Live Clones" from player pods

Because Far-que... That's why.

Alexi Stokov
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3366 - 2015-03-12 22:26:45 UTC
Add a button that completely clears your quick bar with no "are you sure you want to do this?" pop up.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#3367 - 2015-03-13 01:13:00 UTC  |  Edited by: McChicken Combo HalfMayo
Repurpose super carriers into a capsuleer transporter so pilots can offer bus services to and from the main trade hubs.

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin

Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3368 - 2015-03-13 05:11:29 UTC
Ready check option in fleet window .
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3369 - 2015-03-13 05:12:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Nya Kittenheart
Incursions for every pirates type ,randomly generated .
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3370 - 2015-03-13 05:20:57 UTC
jump freighter should have the same slots layout than bowhead ,t1 freighter should be able to fit DC2 Roll
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3371 - 2015-03-13 05:23:56 UTC
Create a shorter travel route in HS between HEX and DOXIDIE (8-10 jumps)..., create a longer travel route between Amarr and Jita with no system lower than 0.7 S 20-25 jumps)
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3372 - 2015-03-13 05:25:20 UTC
dead space large repper for shield and armor
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3373 - 2015-03-13 05:31:04 UTC
Create a reset shorcut for tagging sequences ...
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3374 - 2015-03-13 05:33:02 UTC
Create MOBA style Pve fleet content .
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3375 - 2015-03-13 05:34:43 UTC
Aerobrakes for prop modes
Nya Kittenheart
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3376 - 2015-03-13 05:36:42 UTC
Repair pop up menu when u dock a damaged ship (hulls,mods,drones).
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3377 - 2015-03-13 07:18:23 UTC
Snowstorms in space, interceptors slipping on black ice, titan drivers needing to get out for snowchains that sort of thing...
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3378 - 2015-03-13 10:32:45 UTC
Remove hitboxes
Kiddoomer
The Red Sequence
#3379 - 2015-03-13 19:12:08 UTC
Mining subsystem for each T3 cruiser, legion with ice, loki with gas, tengu with mercoxit, proteus with ore. Cool

In the name of Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen : “Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.”

Memphis Baas
#3380 - 2015-03-13 19:45:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Memphis Baas
Clothing with skill, ship, or stat bonuses in the NEX store.

Ability to take portrait picture with fedo, slaver hound, exotic dancers, little helpers, The Damsel, doll, bottle of spirits, marines, scientists, tourists, tobacco cigarettes, antibiotic syringes, various types of small arms, multicolored cards, etc.

Pay per view at the billboard screens by each gate, or, if not, paid corp recruiting advertisements.

Ship emoticons, or a way to change each mention of a ship in a post with its icon / outline.

Option to pay PLEX to increase the maximum number of characters in forum posts above 6000.

Button to overheat the whole ship, thereby increasing its listed bonuses.

EVE-Online themed pinball machine.