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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3401 - 2015-03-16 00:44:02 UTC
Corp tools for streamlining extortion, protection and escort rackets

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3402 - 2015-03-16 01:58:36 UTC
Tesla death-ray weapon, requires charge cycle time
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3403 - 2015-03-16 01:59:43 UTC
Comms jammer that blanks out local and d-scan of target
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3404 - 2015-03-16 08:27:45 UTC
Grid-wide AOE cap transfer to fleet members for supers and titans. PowerReceived = TotalAvailable / FleetMembersOnGrid (within ship-class specific limits).

Or cap power can the transferred unlimited distances across grid if receiving ship has a special rig or module. Or the first idea, but with the special rig or module to receive.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3405 - 2015-03-16 14:26:44 UTC
Titans leave a turd or a poonado when they use jump drives. Supercaps can just be envious.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Ayeshah Volfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3406 - 2015-03-17 08:40:09 UTC
Target painting bombs

EVE is what happens when the rule of law does not apply and Darwinism is allowed to run freely.

Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3407 - 2015-03-17 09:03:56 UTC
Chain-lightning weapon.
Memphis Baas
#3408 - 2015-03-17 12:48:43 UTC
Colette Kassia wrote:
Chain-lightning weapon.


The Amarr already have that.
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#3409 - 2015-03-17 15:10:48 UTC
Stop Rise and Fozzie from re-balancing caps and hire people who love them to do so.

No data needed.

Waka-waka!

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!

Natalia Abre-Kai
#3410 - 2015-03-17 23:41:55 UTC
Remove local from known space :)
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3411 - 2015-03-18 07:30:59 UTC
Replace the entosis link with Dance Dance Revolution, may the best sweaty neckbeard win
Memphis Baas
#3412 - 2015-03-18 15:23:35 UTC
No, no, replace the Entosis link with 4 racial versions (Amarr = yellow, Minmatar = Red, Caldari = Blue, Gallente = Green) and have the sov structure change colors randomly, with the attackers or defenders having to match that color by shooting the appropriate Entosis link.

Also, play the 5th Element theme music while the whole capture thing takes place.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3413 - 2015-03-18 15:36:44 UTC
mining barges and exhumers mine asteroids by bumping them

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Zura Namee
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3414 - 2015-03-18 15:54:24 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
Giving drifter battleships a warp scrambler and webber


This was supposed to be a bad idea thread
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3415 - 2015-03-18 16:27:15 UTC
Discover a WH to Dagobah, and fly there in a Raven (x-wing) chased by a Hurricane. Lol

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"

Amonios Zula
Aeon Ascendant
#3416 - 2015-03-18 16:29:20 UTC
50km infinite points for interceptors only Twisted
Memphis Baas
#3417 - 2015-03-19 00:38:29 UTC
Remote Warp Core Stabilizer.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3418 - 2015-03-19 01:03:10 UTC
remote HIC bubble projector

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3419 - 2015-03-19 04:39:05 UTC
Zura Namee wrote:
Yolandar wrote:
Giving drifter battleships a warp scrambler and webber


This was supposed to be a bad idea thread


Circadian cruisers logi the drifter battleships:)
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3420 - 2015-03-19 14:58:50 UTC
A high tea bad idea forum where no one can leave dissenting or mildly condescending comments for those with a very delicate nature.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.