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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3501 - 2015-05-16 09:45:47 UTC
Every time a supercapital ship is destroyed EVE either destructively overclocks your PC or releases a swarm of (for Australian levels of ) lethal spiders into your room.
Colby Enaka
The Upside Down
#3502 - 2015-05-16 23:16:03 UTC
Like SMA's and CHA's, limit the volume of ships allowed to dock at any station at any one time and then allow supers to dock.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3503 - 2015-05-16 23:19:42 UTC
Introduce tech J as manufactured items with better stats than officer modules, using the metamaterials from drifters. Twisted

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Colby Enaka
The Upside Down
#3504 - 2015-05-16 23:43:05 UTC
Like player owned POCO's, allow players to destroy, build and tax stargates.
Hakaari Inkuran
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3505 - 2015-05-16 23:43:45 UTC
Zed Rachalon wrote:
Insurance costs escalate proportionally to how many ships you've lost.

This is supposed to be the BAD idea thread
Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#3506 - 2015-05-17 00:05:14 UTC
A seperate server that is a parallel universe where all these bad ideas are implemented.

Imagine the possiblities...

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."

— Abraham Lincoln
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3507 - 2015-05-17 01:15:39 UTC
Add a set of necromancer skills that let us animate the thawed-out frozen corpses of other capsuleers to be our pets and tank for us in pick up groups.

Do not run. We are your friends.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3508 - 2015-05-18 01:04:07 UTC
Bi-annual crazy days where the game gets WIERD (Aura doing quake style kill annoucements, corpses being ammo, etc.) on april 1 and oct 30, with the flavor of the day determining what strangeness happens that day (jokey stuff on april 1, spooky lore things on oct 30)

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Jayden Thomas
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3509 - 2015-05-18 03:50:13 UTC
Remove bumping from the game.
Jack MacIntyre
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3510 - 2015-05-19 08:39:18 UTC
An ORE titan with a doomsday that reprocesses a target ship for 1/5 of the actual reprocessing value, sent straight to the ship's sizeable mineral bay.
Kenneth Fritz
DND Industries
#3511 - 2015-05-19 09:02:47 UTC
P.I. structure built with P.I. that destroys the systems sun harvesting it for materials.

Who's your end of the world buddy?
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3512 - 2015-05-19 10:59:52 UTC
Rust forming on modules fitted in Minmatar ships and eventually turning into dust.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3513 - 2015-05-19 15:41:20 UTC
Giving players drifter tech battleships without any toning down.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3514 - 2015-05-19 15:50:51 UTC
Repurpose battleships into the oldstyle tracking titans
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3515 - 2015-05-19 16:09:56 UTC
change the skill prereqs for the regular and covops cyno and disallow using a covops cyno as a regular one
J A Aloysiusz
Risk Breakers
SONS of BANE
#3516 - 2015-05-19 18:54:19 UTC
I hereby vote for the introduction of a Serpentis Carrier, with a bonus to hull reps, and Triage Capability.
Ben Ishikela
#3517 - 2015-05-20 10:21:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Ben Ishikela
Space-Trees with Space-Apples that can be harvested and eaten.
Of course these Trees have to be planted and need to grow up. They can also be used to make Fires in Stations.

"I like to driveby and steal these yummy apples from the neighbor" -- someone

(Or just make sunlight harvesting stations. that drop "loot" once a week)

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
Ben Ishikela
#3518 - 2015-05-20 10:53:49 UTC
A new Race of Spaceships inspired by my appetite: "the Junkfoods"

Names and Models:
Frigates: Tacco, Gummybear, ...
Cruiser: Coke, Beer, ...
Battleship: Hamburger, ChickenNuggets, ...

Carrier: Lasagne, ...
Supercarier: Pizza,...

Drones: All kinds of different Cereals

...and there is a war with the "...vegans..."

CombatLog: "Warp scramble attempt from me(Schnitzel) to you(Marshmellow)!" Shocked

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3519 - 2015-05-20 14:37:47 UTC
Ben Ishikela wrote:
A new Race of Spaceships inspired by my appetite: "the Junkfoods"

Names and Models:
Frigates: Tacco, Gummybear, ...
Cruiser: Coke, Beer, ...
Battleship: Hamburger, ChickenNuggets, ...

Carrier: Lasagne, ...
Supercarier: Pizza,...

Drones: All kinds of different Cereals

...and there is a war with the "...vegans..."

CombatLog: "Warp scramble attempt from me(Schnitzel) to you(Marshmellow)!" Shocked

Industrial: Cooler
Freighter: Fridge
Jump freighter: freezer

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3520 - 2015-05-21 20:54:59 UTC
You are being warpscrambled by a carrot!

"robinhood for skillpoints" we take an avrage of the SP on tranquilty and eveyrone gets that many SP.