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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Zarek RedHill
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3541 - 2015-05-29 17:03:37 UTC
(sorry, double-dipping)

Add "Est Value / Volume" (or Est. Value / m3) column to inventory window and filterable columns.
Marsha Mallow
#3542 - 2015-05-29 18:23:29 UTC
Tell people they have to use the launcher rather than the exe.file
Straight

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3543 - 2015-05-29 18:26:18 UTC
Put the server reset button on Guard's desk, next to the spot for the pimp cup, and make it a light enough switch that even an empty pimp cup can depress it.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#3544 - 2015-05-29 18:44:23 UTC
Neuting drones to be unresponsive and making the same changes to a piloted ship.

"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
Zarek RedHill
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3545 - 2015-05-29 20:16:59 UTC
I think we can all agree we should replace the Opportunities system with a helper animated paperclip.

http://thevarsity.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Clippy1.jpg
Lasse R Farnsworth
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#3546 - 2015-05-31 23:36:49 UTC
Add a nautical radar overlay to the game with vectors, cpa (google it up) and such, because submarines in space
Agent Orange7
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3547 - 2015-06-01 01:19:47 UTC
Buff Ishtar and Orthrus.
Panty Stocking
Doomheim
#3548 - 2015-06-01 18:07:13 UTC
In space on grid Comic style Speech bubbles for local, see who is really shitting up local. Docked people exempt.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3549 - 2015-06-01 18:11:56 UTC
Auto-tune for voice comms
Panty Stocking
Doomheim
#3550 - 2015-06-01 18:50:35 UTC
Weapon damage comes with onomatopoeia, the bigger the hit, the bigger the"pow"
Py Solette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3551 - 2015-06-02 13:39:58 UTC
Make a client API that allows third-party-eve-devs to modify the in game UI and create widgets that could act like Pyfa/EFT but built in game.
Ben Ishikela
#3552 - 2015-06-02 14:27:18 UTC
Optional Voice Chat in Local. Only hearable on same Grid as Speaker. (or same station). Imagine B-R battle smacktalk or Jita4-4's market cries. Twisted

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
Portmanteau
Iron Krosz
#3553 - 2015-06-02 15:07:17 UTC
Change icons that work and everyone is familiar with for fiddly overly detailed new ones that are impossible to see properly in actual gameplay. Straight
General Xenophon
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3554 - 2015-06-02 16:21:38 UTC  |  Edited by: General Xenophon
CCP Rise wrote:
So I've made it a goal of mine to tell CCP Fozzie at least one bad idea for EVE development every day. It helps me think of things outside of the box and is often funny. I was talking with CCP Dolan yesterday and realized that the entire community should participate!

Please only one sentence per post that proposes a good/bad/funny change for eve online. I'll start:

A mod which instantly swaps your momentum/vector with your target when activated!


(I lied, the following is the best idea I've ever had) Add the physics engine of Kerbal Space program and allow Kerbal's to take over construction and design of all blueprints for one year in Eve - easily an upgrade for all Minmatar ships and an instant re-balance of ships.
Skydott
KHAN TENGRI
#3555 - 2015-06-02 18:09:18 UTC
the bad idea was remove combat drone assist in low sec against PvP targets https://youtu.be/OomlH1gFpIY
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3556 - 2015-06-02 22:14:52 UTC
Drifter Bounty Hunters, if you won't undock they eventually blow up the station and pods you anyway.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3557 - 2015-06-02 22:16:28 UTC
Kamikaze drones - no explanation required!
Fird
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#3558 - 2015-06-03 01:30:20 UTC
Lets give the players new icons.
Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3559 - 2015-06-03 01:42:29 UTC
Update the overview with nice new icons, but still refuse to fix the failed "colorless UI icons and removed custom colors" debacle from several patches ago.

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3560 - 2015-06-03 03:54:46 UTC
Turn off Concord for a day. Again.




Oh wait...I think that goes in the one-line-good-idea-thread...

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