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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3481 - 2015-05-01 05:28:50 UTC
a Hauler that specialises in livestock Shocked
Kosetzu
Everything For Efficiency
WE FORM BL0B
#3482 - 2015-05-01 09:52:03 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
a Hauler that specialises in livestock Shocked

Livestock? You must mean player corpses. That is a role we definitely need Big smile
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3483 - 2015-05-01 18:57:14 UTC
Switch current asteroid belt ore minerals to moon goo and switch current moon goo to ore minerals.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3484 - 2015-05-02 03:21:52 UTC
Civilian Doomsday weapon
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3485 - 2015-05-02 03:25:06 UTC
Mining tournament
Jayden Thomas
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3486 - 2015-05-02 22:49:14 UTC
It'd be cool if every module had a separate tab under 'show info' that stated who actually manufactured that item.
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3487 - 2015-05-02 23:17:19 UTC
needing fuel for jumping Lol
Zed Rachalon
The Icarus Factor
#3488 - 2015-05-03 06:50:10 UTC
Insurance costs escalate proportionally to how many ships you've lost.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3489 - 2015-05-03 07:27:12 UTC
drone skinsLol
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3490 - 2015-05-03 18:33:28 UTC
Yolandar wrote:
drone skinsLol

Rouge drone skins! (sic!)

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3491 - 2015-05-03 19:02:46 UTC
A skin that looks like an actual potatoe for the Domi and mini domi (vexor and its derivatives)
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#3492 - 2015-05-04 15:55:22 UTC
Jennifer en Marland wrote:
If you bump someone using a ship that has spikes on the front (e.g. Phantasm, Dramiel), the spikes impale their ship; if their ship is smaller than yours, you get to carry them around wherever you go, whereas you'll be the helpless passenger if you get stuck on a bigger ship than yours.

what if you bump a ship with spikes on?

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3493 - 2015-05-05 11:03:44 UTC
Titans need to "charge their energy" Dragon ball style before a doomsday or do massively reduced damage, I'm thinking several weeks of screaming at least.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3494 - 2015-05-05 21:33:54 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
A skin that looks like an actual potatoe for the Domi and mini domi (vexor and its derivatives)


Potato skins, niceLol
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3495 - 2015-05-06 19:14:50 UTC
Proving appropriate Virtue to Bob allows you to summon him in the material plane to kill your enemies, How? Self destrucrt a titan in a c6, the eve players will figure how to do it...
Nasar Vyron
S0utherN Comfort
#3496 - 2015-05-06 19:36:01 UTC
Require the consumption of water and livestock or your clone will die and revive back at your home station if not done at least every 3 days.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3497 - 2015-05-16 06:27:31 UTC
nerf everything, you are all OP anyway
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3498 - 2015-05-16 07:45:01 UTC
Old Ships develop quirks, very small randomly paired positive and negative changes to the ships navigation stats.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.

FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3499 - 2015-05-16 09:25:59 UTC
(I could have sworn my first megathron had a buggy as **** navigation computer)

Remove every ship bigger then a cruiser but smaller then a super capital.
Dr Zug
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3500 - 2015-05-16 09:36:06 UTC
capital balancing.