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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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MechaJeb Kerman
MechaJeb Kerman's Thrasher Fund
Novus Ordo.
#3521 - 2015-05-21 22:10:55 UTC
Add a drone bay to the Victorieux Luxury Yacht, large enough for 2 fighter bombers.

I'll crudely Photoshop an image of Helen Thomas onto a picture of your choosing for 30m. PM me.
MechaJeb Kerman
MechaJeb Kerman's Thrasher Fund
Novus Ordo.
#3522 - 2015-05-21 22:13:13 UTC
Civilian fighter bombers, similar to the usual ones, except twice the firing rate, and no skill requirements.

I'll crudely Photoshop an image of Helen Thomas onto a picture of your choosing for 30m. PM me.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3523 - 2015-05-23 07:51:24 UTC
Go back to captains quarters and allow us to put up "chippendale/pinup style" pictures of Mittens and other eve notables...
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3524 - 2015-05-23 07:57:44 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Go back to captains quarters and allow us to put up "chippendale/pinup style" pictures of Mittens and other eve notables...

Just no mint-chip.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
Rivr Luzade
Coreli Corporation
Pandemic Legion
#3525 - 2015-05-23 14:47:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Rivr Luzade
A Get out of Jail for Free card for Aurum.

UI Improvement Collective

My ridicule, heavy criticism and general pale outlook about your or CCP's ideas is nothing but an encouragement to prove me wrong. Give it a try.
Specia1 K
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3526 - 2015-05-23 14:57:00 UTC
having your IP address (with partial mask, like credit card statements) put below your name on every forum post you make in F & I

Champion of the Knights of the General Discussion

Thunderdome
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3527 - 2015-05-23 19:01:33 UTC
When you kill a strategic cruiser, that killed pilot gets an SP deduction as normal, but the same amount of SP will be added to the pilot who killed, to be freely assigned to any skill you want to buff.
NekoKitten
Neko Industry 'n' PvE
#3528 - 2015-05-23 19:05:40 UTC
Special 'sponsered by real world company'-advertisement ship skins. To be freely distributed.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3529 - 2015-05-23 21:30:28 UTC
MechaJeb Kerman wrote:
Add a drone bay to the Victorieux Luxury Yacht, large enough for 2 fighter bombers.

but with no bandwidth for to launch them! trolololoooo



Tech 3 ships should totally outperform tech 2 ships.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3530 - 2015-05-24 10:10:24 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
In game delivery service for flowers and chocolates, Delivered any time any where, "excuse me mister sort dragon sir? The mittani sends his compliments have these flowers and a chocolate fedo"... FOR AURUM...

EDIT: UGH Yes sir i am aware b-r is a bit hostile at the moment but i suspect i shall be fine sir...
Ben Ishikela
#3531 - 2015-05-24 19:33:45 UTC
Infinite Improbability DriveOops

Highlot module. Jumps to a random system to a random grid. For even more crazyness popability is greater for morePilotsInLocal and moreDamageDoneOnGrid; lets you arrive on grid where there is something happening (...if (un-)lucky, but depends).
(of course not activateble while having any limited engagement timer or the like).
Ergo great for tourists/streamers and useless for fleets/powerprojection although hilarious.Shocked

Ideas are like Seeds. I'd chop fullgrown trees to start a fire.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#3532 - 2015-05-24 19:40:33 UTC
Ancillary Doomsday Device. Uses PLEX for charges. Can be fit to and used on subcaps.

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin
James Baboli
Warp to Pharmacy
#3533 - 2015-05-24 19:40:33 UTC
Dedicated hull repair supercarrier from SOE.

Talking more,

Flying crazier,

And drinking more

Making battleships worth the warp
John D Gaterau
Doomheim
#3534 - 2015-05-25 00:01:00 UTC
Warp animations should be rainbow-colored. Additionally, a long, shiny unicorn horn pops out from the player's ship and this song should be played in the background.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3535 - 2015-05-25 10:18:29 UTC
NOT giving police pursuit ships the siren described elsewehere in F&I WOOP WOOP
Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#3536 - 2015-05-29 04:14:56 UTC
NekoKitten wrote:
Special 'sponsered by real world company'-advertisement ship skins. To be freely distributed.


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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3537 - 2015-05-29 05:43:35 UTC
Marmite could actually be sponsored by marmite!

A new form of electronic warfare, mounted to a highslot, that fires kittens, all the crew of the enemy ship would be come incapacitate by CUTEFUZZEHKITTEH!!! and stop being able to fight. Racial variants might include puppies, tiny bunnywabbits and maybe small turles
SalubriousSky Rinah
Cryptic Spear
#3538 - 2015-05-29 06:37:44 UTC
Wasting your money and effort on improving POS visuals and then deleting POSes from the game entirely.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3539 - 2015-05-29 07:09:44 UTC
Who let the frownie pantses back in??

Not keeping a better fence and concord guards between the fun threads and the boring people
Zarek RedHill
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3540 - 2015-05-29 17:01:49 UTC
Add a visual cue in the Undock button if your ship (and drones) is not at 100% strucuture & armor.