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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#3441 - 2015-03-23 09:07:58 UTC
Dark Drifter wrote:
anything with the surfix 'for PLEX'

page snipe for PLEX
Greygal
Redemption Road
Affirmative.
#3442 - 2015-03-23 11:39:51 UTC
Have wardec fees paid to the defender, instead of going to Concorde.

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Persephone Moonsbane
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3443 - 2015-03-23 14:25:58 UTC
Creating a new bomb type that when it is carried in cargo and the ship is destroyed it triggers a bomb explosion.
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#3444 - 2015-03-23 15:19:45 UTC
CCP starts to instantly transport the goods bought remotely to your current station
Ayeshah Volfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3445 - 2015-03-23 15:25:35 UTC
Increase CSPA charge upper limit to 1 billion isk.

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Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3446 - 2015-03-23 23:31:51 UTC
photobombing your twitch feeds
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3447 - 2015-03-23 23:33:36 UTC
sleeper battleships take over camping Jita undock
Calypso Bowen Lee
XIA dynasty
#3448 - 2015-03-24 00:41:39 UTC
Put ship preview LIGHTER!
Put game interface LIGHTER!

It's too DARK!
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3449 - 2015-03-24 01:56:30 UTC
Noob appreciation day. Everyone loses all spaceship command skills for a day and may only use noobships.

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Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#3450 - 2015-03-24 04:02:03 UTC
If you are killed and your killer has over 100m SP more than you do, you receive all their SP (yes, that means they lose theirs :P )

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Amarrian Infinity
#3451 - 2015-03-24 06:28:18 UTC
Seconds before downtime, remaining asteroids in asteroid belts start swirling into a blackhole and drained into oblivion.
All the while making a toilet flushing sound...

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Severice
The Order Of Asgard
Lord of Worlds Alliance
#3452 - 2015-03-24 22:31:16 UTC
clothing item: cod pieces.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3453 - 2015-03-27 17:31:58 UTC
Non fleet systems, no local at all, no gang links, no probing, dscan only at 1 au max distance, 20 +moons per planet, 3-4 planets close to a nautron star. Hidden anarchy zone.

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Iain Cariaba
#3454 - 2015-03-27 17:54:11 UTC
Severice wrote:
clothing item: cod pieces.

This is only a bad idea if I can't get the cod piece from the movie From Dusk Til Dawn.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3455 - 2015-03-27 18:33:10 UTC
Bobblehead titans. Full Stop. Eve won.
Nasar Vyron
S0utherN Comfort
#3456 - 2015-03-28 06:49:07 UTC
Resistances go away. All weapon damage now based on penetration.

Lasers no longer fire in bursts, but are instead channeled damage.

Missile explosions now alter ship's velocity/trajectory.
Olivias Lahoe
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3457 - 2015-03-28 12:33:46 UTC
Let Goonswarm continue to have a monopoly over nullsec.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3458 - 2015-03-28 17:39:31 UTC
Multipoint bezier curve orbit, adjustable via waldo/handle, assignable origin and savable like bookmarks

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Cannonfodder Ellecon
Tactically Insignificant
#3459 - 2015-03-31 01:16:12 UTC
Make Valkyrie players control in game fighters when lunched

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Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3460 - 2015-03-31 05:08:40 UTC
NPC cohorts that do your bidding- for a price.