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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Rufus Black-heart Maulerant
Deep Hole Cleansing
#201 - 2013-08-27 21:21:08 UTC
Make WIS interesting... exotic dancers can now be fitted/deployed to your cabin.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#202 - 2013-08-27 21:23:11 UTC
Enforce maximum session duration and maximum hours of login per day in order to encourage EVE players to leave their chairs and do stuff in the big blue room.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#203 - 2013-08-27 21:24:13 UTC
Tie SP gain/hr to FitBit or RunKeeper activity so that while you are not logged in you can increase your pilot's strength by increasing your own fitness.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#204 - 2013-08-27 21:24:58 UTC
Add "pilot fatigue" so the longer you are logged in the more chance there is of modules spontaneously overheating, activating or deactivating.
Razzack Chronos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#205 - 2013-08-27 21:25:07 UTC
The ability to 'tune' your local channel, to any systems local within x amount of jumps based on skill Y.

'Communications Relay Skill - 3x'
Allows the tuning of local to a different system.

No skill range: Current System.
Range per level: + x light years |or| + 1 Jump (Omni Direction - i.e. if two gates are in system, local of systems behind those 2 gates)
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#206 - 2013-08-27 21:25:53 UTC
Allow autopilot to accept courier missions, dock, hand in courier missions, undock and head back to your starting station, thus replacing NPC convoys with bot-aspirant capsuleers.
Caroline Grace
Retrostellar Boulevard
#207 - 2013-08-27 21:27:59 UTC
Every warp for any ship would cost 50m ISK per 0.5 AU in fuel.

I'm Caroline Grace, and this is my favorite musical on the Citadel.

Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#208 - 2013-08-27 21:30:10 UTC
Add a flag in brackets/overview indicating which ships are on autopilot.

Add a label in brackets/overview stating the value of the cargo being carried by that ship.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#209 - 2013-08-27 21:31:10 UTC
Allow me to transmogrify my ship to look like some other ship.
#210 - 2013-08-27 21:34:45 UTC
Create a forum thread that specifically allows bittervets to troll the Devs about recent terribad game changes.


Introduce Jove ships that obsolete the 4 other races.
Wolfgang Achari
Morior Invictus.
#211 - 2013-08-27 21:35:11 UTC
Put toll booths on all gates in high-sec.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#212 - 2013-08-27 21:41:26 UTC
Allow autopilot to be activated while undocking so I don't have to wait 20 seconds between pressing "undock" and switching on the autopilot for that route through lowsec.
Thexx Littlechurch
Black Whole Industries
#213 - 2013-08-27 21:42:42 UTC
Add a ui feature that automatically shows you all anomalies when you enter a system.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#214 - 2013-08-27 21:45:24 UTC
Provide an iPad app allowing me to run courier missions from work without being logged in on my PC at home.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#215 - 2013-08-27 21:46:19 UTC
Allow me to have a superweapon which will instantly destroy the ship of that bad person who suicide ganked my mining barge. But it should only be available to me.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#216 - 2013-08-27 21:48:54 UTC
Add a CBF button so that when I can't be … bothered … dealing with a situation I have found myself in I can click the button and instantly arrive in the next star system on my autopilot route. I just CBF dealing with idiots bumping me for an hour while they rally their suicide ganking fleet LOL.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#217 - 2013-08-27 21:49:31 UTC
Provide a facility to force war targets to undock.
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#218 - 2013-08-27 22:19:25 UTC
melee weapon modules like rams, wrecking balls, blades and spikey bits all over the hull that take affect on a bump Twisted

EVE FAQ "7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided"

Daichi Yamato's version of structure based decs

Stegas Tyrano
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#219 - 2013-08-27 22:33:10 UTC
A free-to-play permadeath drone character which let's people play the role of a drone, the longer you play the bigger you get.

Herping your derp since 19Potato - [url=][Proposal] - Ingame Visual Adverts[/url]

#220 - 2013-08-27 22:38:58 UTC
AutoCannons should have the best optimal range