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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Pavel Alekseyev
Caldari State
#181 - 2013-08-27 19:20:39 UTC
Instead of being bridged, subcaps have to dock in a Titan who then jumps them to the destination where they then undock
#182 - 2013-08-27 19:35:17 UTC
A module that can load capacitor into it, when reach over 9000! your ship fires a kamehameha
Abiding Ormolus
#183 - 2013-08-27 19:40:40 UTC
Red hot chilly pepper launchers that hit the pod iin the ship causing a black screen for 1 min

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !

Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#184 - 2013-08-27 19:40:51 UTC
Ship spinning counter now also in you wh-POS!
Abiding Ormolus
#185 - 2013-08-27 19:42:16 UTC
Ninja smoke screen module that works like the opposite of bubbles + makes u unlockable

Big smile

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !

Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#186 - 2013-08-27 19:44:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Rob Crowley
Manual aim mode: a crosshairs cursor which you aim at the ship you wanna shoot and click to fire for each shot.
Exotic Dancers Union
#187 - 2013-08-27 19:49:37 UTC
Ersahi Kir
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#188 - 2013-08-27 19:55:47 UTC
Tractor beam space wedgies.
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
United Caldari Space Command.
#189 - 2013-08-27 20:01:01 UTC
Mandatory Anti Cloaking Threads
Gareth Burns
The Initiative.
#190 - 2013-08-27 20:12:20 UTC
Assault Fozzie with one-line bad ideas.

Noblesse Oblige ► Gareth Burns

Star Wind Enterprises
#191 - 2013-08-27 20:19:50 UTC
Make Improvements to Hull tanking.
Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#192 - 2013-08-27 20:26:57 UTC
PLEX for RL pizza.

EvE-Mail me if you need anything.

Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#193 - 2013-08-27 20:40:55 UTC
A module that fires a shrinking beam.
Razzack Chronos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#194 - 2013-08-27 20:53:50 UTC
EMP module for capitals. 50km range, depletes shields and capacitor of all ships, stops recharge and offlines all modules of all ships for 2 minutes.
Protean Concept
Moss Piglet Preservation Society
#195 - 2013-08-27 21:03:37 UTC
A constant "holo-dec" ARENA pyramid-style, T1 cruiser tourney (single-elimination or win [good prizes]), that everyone gets 2 tickets to join per day from anywhere in space
Caroline Grace
Retrostellar Boulevard
#196 - 2013-08-27 21:06:00 UTC
Warping through planet would hit your ship for 45 000 omni damage.

I'm Caroline Grace, and this is my favorite musical on the Citadel.

Protean Concept
Moss Piglet Preservation Society
#197 - 2013-08-27 21:06:08 UTC
Not "No Local" in Null Sec, just a delay in local chat that's directly related to the sec of the system; the deeper you are the longer the delay
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#198 - 2013-08-27 21:07:33 UTC
Make expansion instead of service pack

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Unforgiven Storm
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#199 - 2013-08-27 21:17:17 UTC
concord goes on strike once a year

Unforgiven Storm for CSM 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13. (If I don't get in in the next 5 years I will quit trying) :-)

Thexx Littlechurch
Black Whole Industries
#200 - 2013-08-27 21:20:47 UTC
Allow us to overheat implants. +2 bonus for 2 minutes or whatever, until they burn out.