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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Pavel Alekseyev
Caldari State
#181 - 2013-08-27 19:20:39 UTC
Instead of being bridged, subcaps have to dock in a Titan who then jumps them to the destination where they then undock
#182 - 2013-08-27 19:35:17 UTC
A module that can load capacitor into it, when reach over 9000! your ship fires a kamehameha
Abiding Ormolus
#183 - 2013-08-27 19:40:40 UTC
Red hot chilly pepper launchers that hit the pod iin the ship causing a black screen for 1 min

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !

Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#184 - 2013-08-27 19:40:51 UTC
Ship spinning counter now also in you wh-POS!
Abiding Ormolus
#185 - 2013-08-27 19:42:16 UTC
Ninja smoke screen module that works like the opposite of bubbles + makes u unlockable

Big smile

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !

Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#186 - 2013-08-27 19:44:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Rob Crowley
Manual aim mode: a crosshairs cursor which you aim at the ship you wanna shoot and click to fire for each shot.
Exotic Dancers Union
#187 - 2013-08-27 19:49:37 UTC
Ersahi Kir
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#188 - 2013-08-27 19:55:47 UTC
Tractor beam space wedgies.
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#189 - 2013-08-27 20:01:01 UTC
Mandatory Anti Cloaking Threads
Gareth Burns
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#190 - 2013-08-27 20:12:20 UTC
Assault Fozzie with one-line bad ideas.

Noblesse Oblige ► Gareth Burns

Star Wind Enterprises
#191 - 2013-08-27 20:19:50 UTC
Make Improvements to Hull tanking.
Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#192 - 2013-08-27 20:26:57 UTC
PLEX for RL pizza.

EvE-Mail me if you need anything.

Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#193 - 2013-08-27 20:40:55 UTC
A module that fires a shrinking beam.
Razzack Chronos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#194 - 2013-08-27 20:53:50 UTC
EMP module for capitals. 50km range, depletes shields and capacitor of all ships, stops recharge and offlines all modules of all ships for 2 minutes.
Protean Concept
Concept. Protean
#195 - 2013-08-27 21:03:37 UTC
A constant "holo-dec" ARENA pyramid-style, T1 cruiser tourney (single-elimination or win [good prizes]), that everyone gets 2 tickets to join per day from anywhere in space
Caroline Grace
Retrostellar Boulevard
#196 - 2013-08-27 21:06:00 UTC
Warping through planet would hit your ship for 45 000 omni damage.

I'm Caroline Grace, and this is my favorite musical on the Citadel.

Protean Concept
Concept. Protean
#197 - 2013-08-27 21:06:08 UTC
Not "No Local" in Null Sec, just a delay in local chat that's directly related to the sec of the system; the deeper you are the longer the delay
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#198 - 2013-08-27 21:07:33 UTC
Make expansion instead of service pack

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Unforgiven Storm
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#199 - 2013-08-27 21:17:17 UTC
concord goes on strike once a year

Unforgiven Storm for CSM 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13. (If I don't get in in the next 5 years I will quit trying) :-)

Thexx Littlechurch
Black Whole Industries
#200 - 2013-08-27 21:20:47 UTC
Allow us to overheat implants. +2 bonus for 2 minutes or whatever, until they burn out.