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Skandel

Doomheim

Likes received: 80

#681 - 2014-12-10 01:39:22 UTC

Solj RichPopolous wrote:

I went to null not to long ago. Wiped a gang of nubbits solo. They had to go and get multi jams for an already 15 on 1 fight so i just left.

Here is what I managed to kill before they had to nub it up:

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16087

A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.

Ju0ZaS

The Scope

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 108

#682 - 2014-12-10 07:13:36 UTC

Skandel wrote:

Solj RichPopolous wrote:

A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.

Just goes to show that there are just as many morons in null as there is elsewhere. They think they pro cause they get on kills in blobs then just go back to doing their nullbear activities.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Solj RichPopolous

Silent Havok.

H A R D L I N E R S

Likes received: 128

#683 - 2014-12-10 13:09:31 UTC

Skandel wrote:

Solj RichPopolous wrote:

A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.

Like I said they had other stuff. There were about 3 myrms and a phoon that I remember as well. I just couldn't get them with 3 BBs showing up.

Saeger1737

Habitual Euthanasia

Pandemic Legion

Likes received: 2,284

#684 - 2014-12-11 20:25:28 UTC

Time once again to wreck the halls, need help this holiday? Got a fat guy playing Santa in your system? His elves scurry about leaving you high and dry with nothing to show for it?

Hire The Pursuit of Happiness. We'll guarantee we wil wreck his holiday fun, pull down his north pole (tower), and beat his elves into submission. Then we'll decorate your halls the right way; corpse strung on the chimney with care in hopes that fedos soon to be there.

Mail: Jake Patton, Ju0zas or Saeger1737 if you wanna give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday.... War!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Don Purple

Snuggle Society

Test Alliance Please Ignore

Likes received: 1,353

#685 - 2014-12-12 08:57:38 UTC

Saeger1737 wrote:

These men deserve money thrown at them.

This may be my favorite Saeger post to date.

Hire them.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Mentally Assured Destruction 1,073
Zeus Maximo Mentally Assured Destruction Likes received: 1,073	#686 - 2014-12-13 22:34:09 UTC We have the numbers! Hire us! @Don Purple, thank you! "It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus." U-MAD Membership Recruitment PoH Corporation Recruitment

Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 2,148
Kagura Nikon Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic Likes received: 2,148	#687 - 2014-12-14 08:25:34 UTC Zeus Maximo wrote: We have the numbers! Hire us! @Don Purple, thank you! I got a 3 a 7 and a pair of 11's.. what other numbers you got?I heard juo thrown away a 5 because "it was a f@60t "... "If brute force does not solve your problem.... then you are surely not using enough!"


Zeus Maximo Mentally Assured Destruction Likes received: 1,073	#688 - 2014-12-14 19:20:13 UTC One of our experiments has failed. What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content? The result You get no content. "It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus." U-MAD Membership Recruitment PoH Corporation Recruitment


Skandel Doomheim Likes received: 80	#689 - 2014-12-14 19:45:07 UTC Zeus Maximo wrote: One of our experiments has failed. What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content? The result You get no content. Ivy have no sense on humor or honor.

Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists 704
Starrakatt Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists Likes received: 704	#690 - 2014-12-14 22:49:43 UTC Zeus Maximo wrote: One of our experiments has failed. What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content? The result You get no content. Oh, yeah, I remember when we tried this, 80+ in Local to blow up our POCOs, WTs effectively got no sense of humor. Join Celtic Anarchy! Sneaky bastard.

Zeus Maximo

Mentally Assured Destruction

Likes received: 1,073

#691 - 2014-12-14 23:41:48 UTC

Starrakatt wrote:

Zeus Maximo wrote:

One of our experiments has failed.

What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content?

The result

You get no content.

Oh, yeah, I remember when we tried this, 80+ in Local to blow up our POCOs, WTs effectively got no sense of humor.

Ivy wants tears though.

Reddit thread about us

Been a funny read so far.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Sara Adoulin

Center for Advanced Studies

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 38

#692 - 2014-12-15 01:07:35 UTC | Edited by: Sara Adoulin

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2pajny/pursuit_of_happiness_pocos_killed_by_euni/cmuv5at

"Ruugab" has a point.

You got content, but it sounds like you didn't take advantage of it because it wasn't in your favor?

You could have tried to go all PL/BL on them and mass rush IshTar3s on their faces 20 v 80.

At worst you would have lost the isk battle, but won the kill numbers war, which is still entirely something to gloat over, and would keep E-Uni coming back for more.

But that might reflect poorly on the kill-board, which is really all you are after right?

Zeus Maximo

Mentally Assured Destruction

Likes received: 1,073

#693 - 2014-12-15 02:23:47 UTC

Sara Adoulin wrote:

If we set the poco's up for content then why would we care about red on the killboard?

Now I would like for you to please link a fleet fight where we lost to Ivy League or any other merc for that matter?

To note: I'd be overwhelmingly impressed if we could field 7 ishtars for a fleet.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Republic University Minmatar Republic 23
Wilhelm Knicklicht Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 23	#694 - 2014-12-15 03:05:49 UTC 2 oh please... a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos. Zeus Maximo wrote: We have the numbers! apparently not.

Zeus Maximo

Mentally Assured Destruction

Likes received: 1,073

#695 - 2014-12-15 04:08:19 UTC

Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:

oh please...

a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos.

Zeus Maximo wrote:

We have the numbers!

apparently not.

I dont care about the poco losses. I'll be putting up a pos next.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Sara Adoulin

Center for Advanced Studies

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 38

#696 - 2014-12-15 04:13:51 UTC | Edited by: Sara Adoulin

Zeus Maximo wrote:

Ahh, I didn't know you guys were so small and ill-equipped.

And I don't care enough about this to look up a fleet fight where you might have lost, you sound sorta risk-averse talking like that, like you would rather dock up than face the chance of losing.

If you are looking for good fights, specifically with E-Uni, you can contact them about that, I remember reading something about how you can setup good-fights that way, I believe RVB did something like that once, otherwise you will just have to continue picking off stragglers and bad fleets or facing blobs.


Ju0ZaS The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 108	#697 - 2014-12-15 04:50:41 UTC Tried to fight. Got perma jammed, left and killed some of them stragling. Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?


Wilhelm Knicklicht Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 23	#698 - 2014-12-15 20:37:19 UTC 2 truth be told, one guy hung out and baited us solo in an SFI, so kudos to him. that was a ballsy move. i would've expected to see more of that kind of thing from a high-profile merc corp, but apparently he's the exception.

Kagura Nikon

Native Freshfood

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 2,148

#699 - 2014-12-16 09:56:52 UTC

Sara Adoulin wrote:

Zeus Maximo wrote:

Asking for an arranged fight mean you should not be playing eve. That is the mentality of someone that should be playing WoT.

Fights must be forced, otherwise they mean nothing.

Also people confuse being risk averse with not being an idiot. Risk is when you have a chance of losing something. Idiocy is when you are almost surely going to lose far more than what you gonna get. So when your 3 pilot gang avoid a 140 man blob you are not being risk averse.. you have showing to have basic brain functions.

I wish some of these so called non risk averse dudes, that say we are risk averse would fly bling ships as ours that cost frequently 2 bil or more against 10:1 ratios or more. Sure , some people might have the money to throw away like that, but only a few of us have 3 supers on our other accounts...

It is easy to speak.. when you do nothing of the sorts....

"If brute force does not solve your problem.... then you are surely not using enough!"

Kagura Nikon

Native Freshfood

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 2,148

#700 - 2014-12-16 09:58:40 UTC

Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:

oh please...

a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos.

Zeus Maximo wrote:

We have the numbers!

apparently not.

great.. how many more of those you guys need to match the 100 BIL damage we caused on you on our previous war.. when our groups had only 7 members?

We might not have THE MIGHTY numbers.. but what your side lacks.. is much more embarrassing...

"If brute force does not solve your problem.... then you are surely not using enough!"

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Snuggle Society

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Native Freshfood

Minmatar Republic

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Dead Terrorists

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Minmatar Republic