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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Marlin Spikes
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#661 - 2014-11-28 12:18:13 UTC
Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).


Bombers Rule!!!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#662 - 2014-11-28 14:15:32 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).



This is the best time of year to get your murderering done before the holiday madness sets in. Need someone killed in more ways then one, don't wanna do it yourself, hit us up we guarantee they're pain in suffering this holiday season.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#663 - 2014-11-28 23:59:36 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).



This is the best time of year to get your murderering done before the holiday madness sets in. Need someone killed in more ways then one, don't wanna do it yourself, hit us up we guarantee they're pain in suffering this holiday season.



More do it but don't include me from the elite pvper.

Do use POH as they do get the job done well.

Not with Saeger he is well?? leave you decide.
Macker Momo
The Big Moe
#664 - 2014-11-29 15:19:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Macker Momo
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).




You folks have joined as war assistance for myself / alliance in the past with incredible success. How much would you charge to assist in the current war declared by Forsaken Asylum? I've left the alliance, so we're talking about only one corp now.

Edit:
Last time, your alliance offered your assistance through the wardec system and the amount requested was shown in the offer. I'll be online today, should you choose the same method.

Life is short. Have fun.

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#665 - 2014-11-29 16:56:57 UTC
The way it usually works is you contact a contract manager/director in game through convo or eve-mails, ya know?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#666 - 2014-12-01 17:10:45 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Ok folks, Thanksgiving is over and Black Friday is in full swing. Our doors are open. Take advantage of our discounted prices and crazy sales - not sure what they are.

Please don't lose this once in a life time opportunity to contract us during the holiday season. We promise to bring cheer, joy and happiness into the Eve universe (well maybe not so much for the targets - lol).



This is the best time of year to get your murderering done before the holiday madness sets in. Need someone killed in more ways then one, don't wanna do it yourself, hit us up we guarantee they're pain in suffering this holiday season.



More do it but don't include me from the elite pvper.

Do use POH as they do get the job done well.

Not with Saeger he is well?? leave you decide.


Get in your flight suit, recalibrate and hook into your pod, attach it to a ship, preferably ones with guns not mining lasers and come see for yourself. Making an assumption based off biased conjecture is ********.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#667 - 2014-12-01 21:39:20 UTC
I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#668 - 2014-12-02 11:13:04 UTC
Thank you ezwal, now back to the contracts.

Hire Pursuit of Happiness for all your highsec, lowsec and wormhole PVP needs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#669 - 2014-12-02 18:55:44 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Thank you ezwal, now back to the contracts.

Hire Pursuit of Happiness for all your highsec, lowsec and wormhole PVP needs.


I believe it was your post he removed lol.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#670 - 2014-12-02 18:58:12 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Thank you ezwal, now back to the contracts.

Hire Pursuit of Happiness for all your highsec, lowsec and wormhole PVP needs.


I believe it was your post he removed lol.

Nope, rubber ducky... Scroll up my posts are all still there.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#671 - 2014-12-04 05:29:06 UTC
We like being on top!

Ya know, killboards etc.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

powerfreak evans
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#672 - 2014-12-04 09:49:01 UTC
Well hello there Mercs ! As a recent enemy of yours id like to know if id be welcome to join u guys? I remember having a few good fights with you guys and must say i miss it big time. What is your main time zone ? do you have alot of UK members?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#673 - 2014-12-07 21:21:59 UTC
Open for contracts!!!!!

I somehow agreed for us to shoot poco's too. So yeah, give us some poco's to shoot.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#674 - 2014-12-08 10:45:35 UTC
Come to null and we'll see how good you are at PvP ;)

The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.

Xorphix
Cell Anomaly
#675 - 2014-12-08 11:27:18 UTC
Sylphy wrote:
Come to null and we'll see how good you are at PvP ;)


You can't compare highsec to nullsec, both have a different set of engagement rules. If you flew competently in both areas, you'd understand this.

- Xor
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#676 - 2014-12-08 13:22:09 UTC
Sylphy wrote:
Come to null and we'll see how good you are at PvP ;)

I am pretty certain Zeus can find some videos of PoH wiping the smile off some 0.0 residents on their own turf.

o7
Xorphix
Cell Anomaly
#677 - 2014-12-08 13:34:26 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Sylphy wrote:
Come to null and we'll see how good you are at PvP ;)

I am pretty certain Zeus can find some videos of PoH wiping the smile off some 0.0 residents on their own turf.

o7


For example...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWJ4_HFeIq8

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#678 - 2014-12-08 20:19:52 UTC
Hire us to stomp your enemies, contact Jake Patton, ju0zas, or myself for endless destruction of your enemies.

Mail us today and harvest their tears tomorrow.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Solj RichPopolous
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#679 - 2014-12-09 19:44:07 UTC
I went to null not to long ago. Wiped a gang of nubbits solo. They had to go and get multi jams for an already 15 on 1 fight so i just left.

Here is what I managed to kill before they had to nub it up:

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16087
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#680 - 2014-12-09 20:42:06 UTC
Tired of paying premiums taxes at your Planet, or wanna run research at a certain moon but its already taken?
I have the solution to your problem, Hire pursuit of happiness now for all your poco and medium/small pos needs.
Hit up ju0zas, Jake Patton, or myself and we'll be happy to handle your structure destruction contract.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!