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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#701 - 2014-12-16 16:04:13 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:


Also people confuse being risk averse with not being an idiot. Risk is when you have a chance of losing something. Idiocy is when you are almost surely going to lose far more than what you gonna get. So when your 3 pilot gang avoid a 140 man blob you are not being risk averse.. you have showing to have basic brain functions.



This should probably be posted in a few hundred threads. People would still not get it...
Solj RichPopolous
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#702 - 2014-12-16 20:56:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Solj RichPopolous
Why do u guys (POH) bother responding to these idiots on our thread. 90% of eve players suck at this game mainly the ones who open their mouth on the forums. They all fly hurricanes or some other stupid dum ship anyway. Keep it to getting contracts.

Game is so unbelievably boring most fun i can get is going uncontested in the SiSi combat areas.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#703 - 2014-12-16 22:48:10 UTC
Solj RichPopolous wrote:
Why do u guys (POH) bother responding to these idiots on our thread. 90% of eve players suck at this game mainly the ones who open their mouth on the forums. They all fly hurricanes or some other stupid dum ship anyway. Keep it to getting contracts.

Game is so unbelievably boring most fun i can get is going uncontested in the SiSi combat areas.



because my timezone is a pahatasm zone.... and I can find things to iteract in forums only during week.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#704 - 2014-12-17 00:11:17 UTC
Give us contracts as we STAY ON TOPIC

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Xorphix
Cell Anomaly
#705 - 2014-12-17 12:47:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Xorphix
Easily the best mercenary service available in highsec, the Pursuit of Happiness will deal with all your woes.

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People to Contact: Ju0ZaS, Jake Patton, Saeger1737, Zeus Maximo
Valkin Mordirc
#706 - 2014-12-17 15:13:48 UTC
I can say POH knows how to bring the party Good people to fly with, Plus they have THE best after parties.


HIRE THESE GENTS
#DeleteTheWeak
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#707 - 2014-12-17 18:18:23 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Time once again to wreck the halls, need help this holiday? Got a fat guy playing Santa in your system? His elves scurry about leaving you high and dry with nothing to show for it?

Hire The Pursuit of Happiness. We'll guarantee we wil wreck his holiday fun, pull down his north pole (tower), and beat his elves into submission. Then we'll decorate your halls the right way; corpse strung on the chimney with care in hopes that fedos soon to be there.

Mail: Jake Patton, Ju0zas or Saeger1737 if you wanna give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday.... War!!!

This still applies this week as well.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#708 - 2014-12-19 21:01:28 UTC
Christmas around the corner get your contracts now!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#709 - 2014-12-19 22:27:21 UTC
If you want a Merc group that is both good and fairly large you basically want pursuit. If you want that but hire someone else instead you're dumb and deserve the substandard service you'll get.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#710 - 2014-12-23 20:26:56 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
If you want a Merc group that is both good and fairly large you basically want pursuit. If you want that but hire someone else instead you're dumb and deserve the substandard service you'll get.

Merry Christmas baw and to everyone else. We are still accepting contracts for this year and now next. Get yours in now and get things started today!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#711 - 2014-12-24 16:51:29 UTC
The Pursuit of Happiness has been going with me to the gym lately and we've been having ALL KINDS OF GAINS!

Hire us. We lift.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#712 - 2014-12-27 18:52:51 UTC
Christmas is over and we are now all full. To burn off our fat we plan on sitting in front of the computer screen fulfilling your contracts.

Hire us

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erik destroyer
Doomheim
#713 - 2014-12-27 23:34:09 UTC
so i wanna hire you guys for some high sec herrasing and stuff. contact me for more info ingame please.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#714 - 2014-12-28 23:58:37 UTC
New year prices are available now, come get your contract slots now. Murder those you hate for the New year.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Skandel
Doomheim
#715 - 2014-12-31 17:40:01 UTC
Please delete any full API keys you have active, so I don't have to wade through Saeger's RP morale boosting on Eveskunk.

Thanks guys, and a happy new year to all.
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#716 - 2015-01-01 16:37:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Don't be mean to my little buddy, if he wants to RP he can. EVE = Sandbox.

Alliance: The Pursuit of Happiness
From: Saeger1737
Sent: 2014-12-31 02:35:00
My Fellow Spaceship Warriors;

2014 was a blast and we ended it on a grand note, everyone did their part, Projected to be at 300+ billion isk killed month, and 3300+ ships Killed, a Grand way to end the Month. I applaude you all, Congrats to you all. :)

Begining at Downtime, we will set the tone for the new year, we will show all of eve who is the top merc alliance in New Eden 2015. Marmite Will be Dec'd, the war will be on cooldown for the 31st, and open for not only a new month but a new year.

Things we need from you:
-IF YOUR IN SPACE BE ON COMMS
-Everyone Must have a Scout
-Check your Flight-paths for Uedama as this is their home system we want you to be very very careful
-We need active Fleets every Night/Day, if you do not have a scout get to a fleet,
-Watch each others Backs
-Watch yourselves in Trade hubs (Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, Hek) they infest these areas like Coachroaches.

Things that will come after we destroy marmite:
- First week I'll Fund personally 150 wars so the target enrichment enviroment can happen but ONLY IF we do well on this war

This war will go on till we as the Directors have decided we've won. So lets show them what we are made of, What the consenquences of whoring on our killmails, to whore on our wars, to even consider themselves in the same League as us. I ask you as Pilots as friends as brothers in arms Lets CRUSH Tora's will to become CSM while his Alliance Burns brighter then Fireworks on the New Year.

Lets set the Tone for the New Year.
Thanks For Reading
Saeger1737

<3 U 2 Dear!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#717 - 2015-01-01 18:06:03 UTC
I support these messages. We be steady Mercing with no hesitation in our step.

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Jake Patton
Island Monkeys
#718 - 2015-01-02 07:39:06 UTC
Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:
truth be told, one guy hung out and baited us solo in an SFI, so kudos to him. that was a ballsy move. i would've expected to see more of that kind of thing from a high-profile merc corp, but apparently he's the exception.

That would be me. Sadly every time I started an engagement you dudes landed a bunch of BBs on grid to jam me... Sad
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#719 - 2015-01-02 09:47:18 UTC
Let the guy role play. I do the same and it's fun as hell. Twisted

You evil Pursuit of Happy thoughts, you shot my space pixels and now you must all dieeeee...... insert fun rage ..... runnnn awayyyy you shalll !

Grrr... POH/BAW/CODE/CFC (damn its getting to long Big smile )


Best wishes for 2015 and vote Tora for CSM !

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Solj RichPopolous
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#720 - 2015-01-02 14:09:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Solj RichPopolous
Tora Bushido wrote:
Let the guy role play. I do the same and it's fun as hell. Twisted

You evil Pursuit of Happy thoughts, you shot my space pixels and now you must all dieeeee...... insert fun rage ..... runnnn awayyyy you shalll !

Grrr... POH/BAW/CODE/CFC (damn its getting to long Big smile )


Best wishes for 2015 and vote Tora for CSM !


I applaud Marms for having the confidence to engage me 5 vs 1 yesterday in Bhizeba. The ships of choice were of no consequence however (Vexor, Cyna, Muninn, Gnosis, Falcon). I am disappointed in the use of a falcon to make sure they could run before backup points could arrive, I would have been able to solo the group by myself had it not been for the falcon anyways (Redia, kypp's alt). My associates arriving would have made the fight even number wise, but still would have been no contest.