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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Marlin Spikes
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#1 - 2013-11-25 19:53:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Marlin Spikes
"A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own...you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart.” ~Hiromu Arakawa

Happiness cannot be had without bringing grief to others.  This is a universal law that our alliance has embraced.  

Official Killboard

What we are interested in:

  • Names of Corporations/Alliances that like to form fleets
  • Known carebears that are "protective" of their rocks
  • Names of PVP training corps that don't actually teach pvp
  • Names of PVE isk hoarders
  • Location of inacitve pos's


What you can hire us for:

  • Griefing
  • Annoyance
  • Local Smack
  • Fear Factor
  • High Sec Merc Work
  • AttentionWe will follow targets to Null, Low, and WormholesAttention



Our Public Channel: Mental Pub

People to Contact: Ju0ZaS, Jake Patton, GenghisKaun, Zeus Maximo

Bombers Rule!!!

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#2 - 2013-11-26 11:10:06 UTC
Small group, but very effective.... go hire them.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

culo duro
Dissidence Dawn
#3 - 2013-11-26 16:43:07 UTC
I can confirm that this group is worth hiring.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Ju0ZaS
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2013-11-27 13:15:54 UTC
I need carnage to keep sanity.

When I'll come up to lick the tears off your cheeks please look directly into my eyes to make it as awkward as possible.

Tears are part of our healthy diet. We also like to lotion our skin with tears. Makes us immortal and look pretty forever.

You can also hire us to assist your wars, If you want us to make those other guys **** off.

Being outnumbered in a fight is usually not an issue. We have multiple tactics for dealing with that.

Any attempt to troll US will fail. Our corp consists of dicks, trolls, maniacs, necroplilic corpse collectors and people who like cookies. lol

When we'll shove your teeth down your throat in a fight you might see Nags typing in local "We have established interned dominance". :)

I like Solj's analogy about carebears. "They're the wild gazelle that just want to eat grass and we're the predators who have to outsmart them and catch our food. The nullbears are animals in captivity that get fed by their blob's FC." lol

We do not include lube with our target's ****.

The shinier our targets fly the stronger our lust is to kill them.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Jake Patton
Island Monkeys
#5 - 2013-11-27 13:22:41 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
necroplilic corpse collectors

All your corpse are belong to me!
Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#6 - 2013-11-27 14:16:29 UTC
+1, they get the job done being a very dedicated bunch. Even when presented with multiple conditions they still do everything asked of them.
Marlin Spikes
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#7 - 2013-11-27 17:50:59 UTC
Thank you sir!

Bombers Rule!!!

Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-11-28 18:26:22 UTC
Can we add to the advertisement my personal service of wrecking a thread in the forums into an useless discussion totally derailed from the original topic?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#9 - 2013-11-28 23:06:46 UTC
I think you can, and should. ^ ^

Your war assist is coming live in moments, maybe we will even meet in outer space and share hugs.

Good day to you, gentlemen, psychopaths and other deviant necrophiliacs. Big smile

o7
Marlin Spikes
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#10 - 2013-11-29 01:42:34 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Can we add to the advertisement my personal service of wrecking a thread in the forums into an useless discussion totally derailed from the original topic?


Consider this added as a free service.

Bombers Rule!!!

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#11 - 2013-11-29 08:27:42 UTC
"The Pursuit of Happiness" ....... always wondered who's happiness, as it cant be your targets Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

culo duro
Dissidence Dawn
#12 - 2013-11-29 08:33:40 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
"The Pursuit of Happiness" ....... always wondered who's happiness, as it cant be your targets Twisted

According to my sources i am happiness.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#13 - 2013-11-30 22:22:33 UTC
I obviously endorse this!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Jake Patton
Island Monkeys
#14 - 2013-12-04 01:08:19 UTC
There's no cookies on page 2 Sad
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#15 - 2013-12-04 01:38:45 UTC
I endorse and support these expert pvpers who are always up for the challenge and always a pleasure to fly with.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Yendaj
H A V O C
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2013-12-04 20:16:36 UTC


+1 for a fellow PL brosef corp!

Flown with these duders for over a year now, awesome blokes, awesome pilots, awesome killmails!!


Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-12-04 20:24:19 UTC
Yendaj wrote:


+1 for a fellow PL brosef corp!

Flown with these duders for over a year now, awesome blokes, awesome pilots, awesome killmails!!





this just killed any credibilty this poor corp ever had.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#18 - 2013-12-04 20:45:16 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Yendaj wrote:


+1 for a fellow PL brosef corp!

Flown with these duders for over a year now, awesome blokes, awesome pilots, awesome killmails!!





this just killed any credibilty this poor corp ever had.


Anything but poor Cool

Thanks for the support everyone!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment

Yendaj
H A V O C
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#19 - 2013-12-05 20:11:46 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Yendaj wrote:


+1 for a fellow PL brosef corp!

Flown with these duders for over a year now, awesome blokes, awesome pilots, awesome killmails!!





this just killed any credibilty this poor corp ever had.



Ironic posts from a "Nobody" +1
DIRTY ERNIE
Contrectum
#20 - 2013-12-06 08:41:13 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Yendaj wrote:


+1 for a fellow PL brosef corp!

Flown with these duders for over a year now, awesome blokes, awesome pilots, awesome killmails!!





this just killed any credibilty this poor corp ever had.



UMAD's credibility if anything increased after Yendaj raged and bailed out cause she couldn't quite seem to remove all the "sand" Blink, and yet her scent is still quite discernible on this side of the sandbox. i suppose since she's run out to nullsec it'll give people time to sterilize the area.

....Brawler vaga's fail Yendaj, see you next tuesday. Shocked

[b][i]"Give a noob fire and he will warm for a Day.  Light a Noob on Fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"[/i][/b]

_   -Dirty Ernie_

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