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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Xildinoth Talvanen
SergalJerk
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#721 - 2013-08-31 07:22:01 UTC
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Hire EA ..... code ponies


ponies yes

EA no

go home and sit in the corner small child, we speak not of EA here
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#722 - 2013-08-31 07:27:19 UTC
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Hire EA ..... code ponies


ponies yes

EA no

go home and sit in the corner small child, we speak not of EA here


Bad ideas were asked for, bad idea was given. And I can't think of anything worse than EA dev's these days.
Xildinoth Talvanen
SergalJerk
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#723 - 2013-08-31 07:55:08 UTC
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Hire EA ..... code ponies


ponies yes

EA no

go home and sit in the corner small child, we speak not of EA here


Bad ideas were asked for, bad idea was given. And I can't think of anything worse than EA dev's these days.



So true....

New idea: Give EA rights to EVE
Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#724 - 2013-08-31 07:59:05 UTC
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Hire EA ..... code ponies


ponies yes

EA no

go home and sit in the corner small child, we speak not of EA here


Bad ideas were asked for, bad idea was given. And I can't think of anything worse than EA dev's these days.



So true....

New idea: Give EA rights to EVE

Go away.

A module that warps a random guy in system to you, allowing him to cancel warp though.

EvE-Mail me if you need anything.
Xildinoth Talvanen
SergalJerk
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#725 - 2013-08-31 08:14:16 UTC
(Actual conversation from a channel I am in that happened not too long ago, not idea for dev but still bad idea, will do this in the morning)

*discussing high lvl missions in low level noncombat frigs*

Xildinoth Talvanen > A Swarm Of Angry Buzzards
MrSorePaws> Battle Ventures!!!!
Xildinoth Talvanen > Done! On my list

On a related note to supplement lack of dev idea:

Give mining barges turret/missile hardpoints
Ise Lavrenec
Alpha Academic
#726 - 2013-08-31 09:12:24 UTC
T3 battleship
3200 armor plates
Eric Raeder
No Fee Too High
#727 - 2013-08-31 09:30:16 UTC
Allow players to convert jump clones into frozen corpses and sell them on the market. CCP can periodically post a tally of the top 10 sellers, both in total number and in total price, so players can identify who the community most wants to see dead.
Eric Raeder
No Fee Too High
#728 - 2013-08-31 09:38:41 UTC
Allow consumer electronics, holoreels, spirits, and exotic dancers to be locked down in corporate hangars. Corp thieves shouldn't be allowed to screw up the party hangar.
Creepy Brutor
Doomheim
#729 - 2013-08-31 10:29:41 UTC
Exchange Corpses for pirate faction LP
Caprice Azar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#730 - 2013-08-31 11:01:52 UTC
Hugely bump the gate charges (or institute 'tolls') between major empire high sec systems, have a half price gate toll in low sec systems & allow pirate npc factions to have their own gates for people with pirate faction standings
Vaal Hadren
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#731 - 2013-08-31 11:05:13 UTC
I know!

Buff every other HAC (often radically) for the update to Oddessy next week, but completely ignore the Zealot.
Seagrey Raholan
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#732 - 2013-08-31 11:19:00 UTC
Make the Genolution implants rewards for the sisters epic ark mission...
Kane Fenris
NWP
#733 - 2013-08-31 11:21:47 UTC
makeing marauders stationary
Caprice Azar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#734 - 2013-08-31 11:22:13 UTC
Optional ship crew slots like modules, crew have procedurally generated personality bio's & sills, are trainable & charge tiny wages (give them clones too so can be podded with you back to station).

Also actual bad idea: Remove all flavour text under the pretext of it being 'too hard/confusing'.
Grombutz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#735 - 2013-08-31 12:47:27 UTC
Kane Fenris wrote:
makeing marauders stationary, just to be able to ignore the real problems with them


I hope you don't mind that I fixed that for you..
Marcus Walkuris
Aww yeahhh
#736 - 2013-08-31 13:45:23 UTC
Modify EvE-voice to give "fleet commander" role to whomever shouts loudest.
Syrias Bizniz
some random local shitlords
#737 - 2013-08-31 13:47:36 UTC
Remove Drone-Bandwidth, Drone Bay and Drone skill are already properly limiting the use of drones.
Drax Concrilla
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#738 - 2013-08-31 15:02:02 UTC
Integrate FTL-like ship micro-management during combat, including various ship member types.
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#739 - 2013-08-31 16:06:20 UTC
timer resets for FW plexes (no srsly CCP, don't do it you might fix FW by accident)

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#740 - 2013-08-31 16:15:02 UTC
Leto Atal wrote:
Aglais wrote:
Axloth Okiah wrote:
introduce mass-reducing rigs


what are you talking about I'd kill for mass reducing rigs. :I


Yes because slapping some extra gubbins on to a ship is going to decrease its mass. Hmmm

That IS what the Polycarbon rigs used to do before the great nano nerf.

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