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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Lipbite
Express Hauler
#701 - 2013-08-31 00:54:39 UTC
Ship hulls and modules wear off over time and require repairs, ship fall apart (disappear) if not repaired for 3 months.
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#702 - 2013-08-31 00:58:25 UTC
Battleship-sized logistics ships (new x10 skill) with mini-triage module (another x10 skill) which immobilize ship for 5 minutes and extend rep range to 200-300km to repair jumping marauders.

(a bit too long, I know)
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#703 - 2013-08-31 01:00:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Lipbite
When ships bump into each other or roids or stations - they receive damage (with follow-up concordokken).

Bigger ships can insta-kill smaller ships (along with pod) by bumping into them.

Safety switch cannot be changed from green safety in high sec (criminal actions cannot be performed in high-sec).

Remote propulsion boost module to increase ship speed and neutralize warp scramblers / bubbles to allow warp.

Allow remote control of ships so pilot can manage them from stations without risk for implants.

Actual invulnerability modules allowing ships to mitigate all damage for 30-60 seconds.

Turn resist values on tank modules into absolute numbers making 100% resists possible.

Ship hulls and deadspace / officer modules available for sale in NeX (for $$$).

Travel gate breaks after certain amount of jumps and reappear in random spot of the system.

Travel gates not visible in space by default and have to be scanned down by each pilot.

Autopilot warp to 0 to travel gates - with instant follow-up jump.

After jump through travel gate ship land in random spot of target system (not at the gates) making camps impossible.

After using travel gates ship land within 2km from gates in next system so pilot can immediately jump back if shot.

Smartbombs cannot be activated in high-sec.

Each ship has jump drive functionality which allow to jump from any location to a random spots in nearby star systems.

Players can elect "presidents" for constellations, "presidents" may change local taxes, prohibit PvP completely (via game mechanics).


P.S. Should I combine these into single post?
P.P.S. Added more.
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#704 - 2013-08-31 01:10:11 UTC
Covenant Warships
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#705 - 2013-08-31 01:11:45 UTC
Ejecting from ship leaves all modules running, allowing disco ships to do unmanned drive-bys
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#706 - 2013-08-31 01:13:58 UTC
Give 1 in 1,000 new pilots Polaris skillbook to confuse them into think they are The Chosen One
Beaver Retriever
Reality Sequence
#707 - 2013-08-31 01:22:53 UTC
Black ops BS role bonus: Hypercubic quantum isotope compressor. Reduces fuel volume by 500%.
GetSirrus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#708 - 2013-08-31 02:00:23 UTC
a module which allows you to target another ship and sound air horn effect. does not envoke concord.
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#709 - 2013-08-31 05:16:32 UTC
Make Avatar look even more phallic
Alex IonCannon
Neodymium-60
#710 - 2013-08-31 05:21:42 UTC
Wormholes anomalies have a 1% to actually be a black hole thats destroys your ship and pod.
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#711 - 2013-08-31 05:30:36 UTC
Gak cannons shoot goo that sticks to target ship and reduces velocity by the following formula:

Velocity multiplier = [ship mass / total mass (gak + ship)]
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#712 - 2013-08-31 05:35:59 UTC
Picking Dusties up off-planet and selling them as commodities on market
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#713 - 2013-08-31 05:40:00 UTC
When out of ammunition, Minmatar ships can fire various commodities such as frozen food, janitors, duct tape, and veldspar

EDIT: Also make duct tape a commodity

"WE'RE OUT OF AMMO!!!" "Fire the JANITOOOORRRSS!!"
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#714 - 2013-08-31 05:43:35 UTC
Gallente captain's quarters have drone butlers
Rhnra Pahineh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#715 - 2013-08-31 06:20:33 UTC
Panties.
Edward Olmops
Gunboat Commando
#716 - 2013-08-31 06:42:37 UTC
Pizza for PLEX.
Rita Torres
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#717 - 2013-08-31 07:12:49 UTC
Empire/high sec capitals. Teir 1 dread with 2 high slot for turret and segie module. And escourt carrier class can field 8 light attack fighters .
Rita Torres
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#718 - 2013-08-31 07:14:42 UTC
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Gak cannons shoot goo that sticks to target ship and reduces velocity by the following formula:

Velocity multiplier = [ship mass / total mass (gak + ship)]

Make gun that shoots jam to jam there radar.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Infinite Point
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#719 - 2013-08-31 07:15:45 UTC
Hire EA to develop the next expansion, giving all CCP staff time to code ponies for everyone!
Xildinoth Talvanen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#720 - 2013-08-31 07:20:28 UTC
Rita Torres wrote:
Xildinoth Talvanen wrote:
Gak cannons shoot goo that sticks to target ship and reduces velocity by the following formula:

Velocity multiplier = [ship mass / total mass (gak + ship)]

Make gun that shoots jam to jam there radar.


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