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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Lelira Cirim
Doomheim
#1121 - 2013-09-14 02:34:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Lelira Cirim
CCP Eterne wrote:
Naked avatars for PLEX.

Gonna Tech 2 this idea with: PLEX Bikini. Shocked But for my bad idea I'll pull from some chat logs. Evil
Make all solar systems have realistic orbital bodies, destroying the concept of tactical and instant undock bookmarks.

Do not actively tank my patience.
Hena Muri
Perkone
Caldari State
#1122 - 2013-09-14 03:27:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Hena Muri
Amarr ships immediately evangelize in local as soon as they enter a system even in in wormhole space.

_WAter_
Luc Chastot
#1123 - 2013-09-14 05:44:09 UTC
Keep the 'one-line bad idea' thread going for more than 1 day.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Sir Dragon
Einherjar Yggdrasils
#1124 - 2013-09-14 10:50:28 UTC
Pay-Check addicted reactions that lead to Catastrophic game updates since the "team" had to "always" have something todo; thus, send'em on W.O.D. intead of risking pissing of subscribers via appended game flaws via updates.

excuse 2 liner . . . there is no good advice without a plausible resolution.
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Kaia Kua
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1125 - 2013-09-14 13:05:59 UTC
Hacking skill works on Stations to allow entry and market manipulation in all Security rated systems.
Jalequin
Jalequin Corporation
#1126 - 2013-09-14 14:26:07 UTC
Integrate proper Newtonian physics.

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SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1127 - 2013-09-14 16:52:09 UTC
Let us find and catch little pirate drones so that we can have turn based battles with our little pirate drones. Give us special balls to catch these.

I disagree
chaosgrimm
Synth Tech
#1128 - 2013-09-14 17:39:24 UTC
Amarr ships can load ppl into cap injectors.
Derath Ellecon
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1129 - 2013-09-14 17:46:38 UTC
Unscannable blockade runner cargo
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#1130 - 2013-09-15 01:19:09 UTC
I want a horse. I want to be able to ride it into battle in Dust. You can keep the same stupid collision detection so I can run my enemies down with my horse. I want a special ship bay called "Stables" to put it in. I also want to be able to launch planetary bombardment from horseback.
Joshua Gnoll
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1131 - 2013-09-15 02:25:17 UTC
Replace PI with Cookie Clicker.
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1132 - 2013-09-15 06:58:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Daishan Auergni
The real reason for the Bastion module: Mecha-Marauders (Maraud-Jaegers?) planetside stomping all over Dust bunnies.
Jaangel
BLAMBER
#1133 - 2013-09-15 10:36:46 UTC
a skill that changes your name and corp to that of a ccp emplyee or isd representative.
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#1134 - 2013-09-15 10:55:48 UTC
When tooltips and infoboxes pop-up, not only do they block your interface for no reason, they also can only be clicked after 10 seconds of waiting.
Ewersmen
Perkone
Caldari State
#1135 - 2013-09-15 11:14:27 UTC
Nooo to bastion module
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1136 - 2013-09-15 13:58:58 UTC
Anti bumping: give freighter pilots a big red button which, after three bumps, disables the collision bubble of the freighter until next warp. Bear

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stoicfaux
#1137 - 2013-09-15 14:10:13 UTC
Navy versions of Pirate ships, e.g. RNI = "Rattlesnake Navy Issue".

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#1138 - 2013-09-15 14:10:51 UTC
A skill to increase warp speed.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#1139 - 2013-09-15 14:11:52 UTC
NPC News Reporter ships. They appear at major conflicts and take video of the fight. Killing them incurs war crimes accusations.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Vicktor Baal
Perkone
Caldari State
#1140 - 2013-09-15 15:01:01 UTC
deep core scanner probe can probe new systems