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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Hulasikali Walla
Brave Nubs
#1101 - 2013-09-12 10:34:45 UTC
Should change the "warp drive active"Aura voice by, " To infinity... and beyond " from Buzz Lightyear, for more immersive feeling
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#1102 - 2013-09-12 11:44:57 UTC
Hulasikali Walla wrote:
Should change the "warp drive active"Aura voice by, " To infinity... and beyond " from Buzz Lightyear, for more immersive feeling

"ludicrous speed! go!"

I should buy an Ishtar.

Anariasis
The Tuskers
The Tuskers Co.
#1103 - 2013-09-12 11:54:19 UTC
Rename "Energy Emission Systems" to "Capacitor Emission Systems" etc.

Oh darn, too late!
Vicktor Baal
Perkone
Caldari State
#1104 - 2013-09-12 13:38:29 UTC
If you try to open the door of the CQ,at the second time the door will open but after 3 second you die and spawn at the medical clone with the message: "I told you"
Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#1105 - 2013-09-12 13:49:12 UTC
Cassius Invictus wrote:
Daishan Auergni wrote:
Battleships and cruisers that can fit small guns in addition to their main weaponry, like on real warships.


My wet dream actually.


You can already!Big smile but like said warships, you're taking away from potential firepower.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

HazeInADaze
Safari Hunt Club
#1106 - 2013-09-12 14:25:19 UTC
New skills: Scamming. With sub skills: isk doubling specialization, margin trading specialization, corporate recruiting specialization, etc.


All of these skills do nothing, of course.
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1107 - 2013-09-12 14:59:10 UTC
Drake Doe wrote:
Cassius Invictus wrote:
Daishan Auergni wrote:
Battleships and cruisers that can fit small guns in addition to their main weaponry, like on real warships.


My wet dream actually.


You can already!Big smile but like said warships, you're taking away from potential firepower.


Yes, because mounting an M2 .50 cal in place of a 16" triple turret makes so much sense on an Iowa class BB... which makes no sense at all. The operative word is SECONDARY armament.
Terghon Tu
Rockbane Enterprises
#1108 - 2013-09-12 17:20:44 UTC
Let CONCORD datamine everyone's killmails and evemails so they can confiscate suicide-gank ships before you use them and arrest (kill) you for being anti-CONCORD.
Joshua Gnoll
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1109 - 2013-09-12 19:27:34 UTC
When you gain 10.0 standing with an NPC corp, they grant you an escort ship that follows you around and fights for you.
Rima Ten'ta
BLACK LOCUSTS INC
Dragons of Yggdrasil
#1110 - 2013-09-12 19:49:27 UTC
Swap nullsec/highsec Security status'
Eric Raeder
No Fee Too High
#1111 - 2013-09-12 21:37:18 UTC
Add a MoTD to all trade hub local channels: "warning--all offers in this channel are scams, please do not clutter the petition queue when you foolishly ignore this warning and lose your valuables."
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1112 - 2013-09-12 22:06:47 UTC
Loss mails with the names of all the crew on them (figs =5 or less, BS 300+) you can then choose to reimburse their families for their loss and in doing so you gain standing with the race that those ships come from(Megathron = + Gallente Standing)

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.

Jalequin
Jalequin Corporation
#1113 - 2013-09-13 03:27:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Jalequin
Put a cotton candy machine in the Captains' Quarters.

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Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#1114 - 2013-09-13 09:24:15 UTC
Give us Crew Member with WoW like Exp Level based System, per lvl equals 1% better Ship stats based on their "Class" (for Example: Paladin increase Repair and Tank)
Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#1115 - 2013-09-13 09:26:03 UTC
Drop all Turrets Damage Alpha into oblivion but increase their RoF into heaven, so that Missiles remain as the only True Alpha Weapon.
Janeway84
Insane's Asylum
#1116 - 2013-09-13 11:40:05 UTC
Make it so you can hire NPC ships from a npc corp station that will follo you around wherever you go Twisted

And if you target something and fire on it, the npc's will follow your commands.

Also when you hire them you can do it from a market window where you can choose any ships in the game from frigates to capital ships, only your wallet or LP is the limit! Shocked
Mascha Tzash
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1117 - 2013-09-13 12:02:22 UTC
Your ship starts burning at 50% hull. As long as the fire burns you slowly loose hull HP. If you reach 0 -> poof!
A'Nae
15 Minute Outliers
#1118 - 2013-09-13 15:41:21 UTC
New Ship Class: Planetkillers -
cost (Mineral time, etc.) 1,000x of a titan
1 weapon that destroys planets
has a single easily discernible flaw that will kill it in one shot from a newbie frigate
Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#1119 - 2013-09-13 15:43:58 UTC
Daishan Auergni wrote:
Drake Doe wrote:
Cassius Invictus wrote:
Daishan Auergni wrote:
Battleships and cruisers that can fit small guns in addition to their main weaponry, like on real warships.


My wet dream actually.


You can already!Big smile but like said warships, you're taking away from potential firepower.


Yes, because mounting an M2 .50 cal in place of a 16" triple turret makes so much sense on an Iowa class BB... which makes no sense at all. The operative word is SECONDARY armament.

As a secondary armament, it's taking the place of another primary, got it?

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

blue dehazon
Stonegard Arrows
#1120 - 2013-09-13 21:05:49 UTC
Dont give ceo the abillety to se other members npc corporation standings so hi can reward those who work on importent corp standings,and kick those who just sabotage corp standings.