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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1081 - 2013-09-11 16:12:35 UTC
Epic arcs that take you to Jovian space, pay out 1 bil ISK when completed, but pod-kill you back home.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1082 - 2013-09-11 16:16:24 UTC
Player manufactured, player anchorable destructible racing gates.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1083 - 2013-09-11 17:34:50 UTC
GM Karidor wrote:
In high sec, the Tengu should have a chance of spontaneous self destruction when undocking.



Hatter !!!


Gm's logs from now on show something. Twisted

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1084 - 2013-09-11 17:50:38 UTC
$1000 pants

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Sir SmashAlot
The League of Extraordinary Opportunists
Intergalactic Conservation Movement
#1085 - 2013-09-11 18:18:53 UTC
Create a BPO that requires corpses to produce Quafe Ultra
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#1086 - 2013-09-11 18:30:27 UTC
Memran wrote:
Warp Core Stabilizers

[random item i happen to dislike]

I should buy an Ishtar.

Mole Guy
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1087 - 2013-09-11 20:48:02 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
GM Karidor wrote:
In high sec, the Tengu should have a chance of spontaneous self destruction when undocking.



Hatter !!!


Gm's logs from now on show something. Twisted

how do you know he wears a hat?


oooh wait, i think you mean hater as in h8r or that he drank his hatoraide this morning...
Kesthely
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1088 - 2013-09-11 21:16:13 UTC
Everytime you cloak everyone in fleet loses 1m isk
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#1089 - 2013-09-11 22:34:22 UTC
If you war dec someone all of your implants fall out...

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...

Shengxin
Blacktron
#1090 - 2013-09-11 23:21:34 UTC
John 2557 wrote:


Add stock market into EVE, put real corporation on the stock market, let's invest in to the real corps.



And subject publicly traded corps to accounting and financial regulation (through a player-run administrative apparatus), require corporate officers and directors to abide by their fiduciary duty to the stockholders (with disputes adjudicated by player-run courts of equity), and seize and auction off assets of wrong-doers (through a Concord-run sheriffs department).
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1091 - 2013-09-12 01:48:16 UTC
Something I saw in the marauder thread:

Give marauders a small industry hold that makes new ammo (depending on the T1 BPO 'installed') from junk salvage, producing a few thousand rounds / day so that marauders can actually do what their description says.
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1092 - 2013-09-12 01:55:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Daishan Auergni
Expendable 1-use decoys (20m3), using drone bay space and control bandwidth, that create a sensor double.
Patrice Macmahon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1093 - 2013-09-12 01:58:00 UTC
Re-invent the ship slotting system:

Weapons (duh)
Utlities (Neut, scanners, points)
Tank
Propulsion (AB / MWD, Enhancers)
Special (Cloaks / bomb launchers / Command links)

And that's it. No more high, low, or medium slots ever again!

 "Much of this is crystallised in our philosophy, or as others call it "the Intaki Faith". We simply call it Ida - the literal translation is "to consider", and is a good description of the Intaki." 

Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1094 - 2013-09-12 02:01:12 UTC
Lazors that do more than EM/Therm damage, but require 1-shot crystals that evaporate upon use and blasters/rails that can do EM damage when fitted with long-lasting lasing plasma ammo.
Daishan Auergni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1095 - 2013-09-12 02:03:22 UTC
Battleships and cruisers that can fit small guns in addition to their main weaponry, like on real warships.
RAFAEL101
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1096 - 2013-09-12 05:07:20 UTC  |  Edited by: RAFAEL101
Megathron should transform into Megatron.
RAFAEL101
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1097 - 2013-09-12 05:19:12 UTC  |  Edited by: RAFAEL101
When ships explode you should see the bodies of the dead crew scattered about.
Cassius Invictus
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1098 - 2013-09-12 07:24:34 UTC
Daishan Auergni wrote:
Battleships and cruisers that can fit small guns in addition to their main weaponry, like on real warships.


My wet dream actually.
Akvi Raiku
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1099 - 2013-09-12 08:10:52 UTC
the 'properties' windows of planetary buildings (where stored items and routes are displayed) are too small and not_resizeable. they should be resizeable!
Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#1100 - 2013-09-12 08:56:04 UTC
When you cloak, all that's visible in space is your avatars teeth...

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...