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Grow some extremely durable genitalia.

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Malphilos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#61 - 2012-05-21 16:24:12 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:

Caliph Muhammed wrote:

It would solve cloaky camps people complain about. It would give a point to cloaks people complain about.

Uncloak aliegned, tap bomb, warp to safety. No time to get reinforcements on grid to help or even lock targets.

Hurray for 100% Safe uncounterable attacks.


Then nerf bombs. Change them. Make them super powerful torpedoes that can only hit capitals...


We went from "it fixes almost everything" to "ok, maybe it doesn't" pretty quickly.

That's not a good sign.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#62 - 2012-05-21 16:29:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:
I understand completely

And as my current wartarget you sat on a gate two jumps from me while you obvious alt lolled around trying to find me.

The Vindy was not bad but you should rethink the fitting on the tengu.


And as you are currently docked up in a station as im missioning i started to wonder if you will ever come out to play.

And you wardec me my Sociopathic friend


Yeah right. You logged out all yesterday. Talk is cheap sir. Your killboard shows exactly what you're made of. But don't you worry my killers aren't going to let up. I'll be logged in 23/7 for the duration of us hunting you. Welcome to EVE offline. You tell the story yourself, we were coming after you. Aside from you, i've not seen one member log on from your 8 man alliance.

You're by yourself man, you can't mission in peace no more. I know it sucks.



You are one complete baddass and its scary to think that im being stalked by a self diagnosed Sociopath.

So i picked a random highsec system when the deck started and you have sat in a station in that system for 23 hours a day ever since.


You really should run a trace on me and you would quickly know that i operate almost entirely in lowsec which is where i am now.


I would fight you but you just sit logged into a highsec system all day.

Come to lowsec and dont worry i let everyone know that you are a sociopath. Im sure that they will give you the respect you deserve.

At the moment its like you have declared war on canada and set up shop in a hotel in France and are now asking Canada to surrender.

Work harder sociopath. I am scared out of my mind but ive yet to see you in local
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#63 - 2012-05-21 16:34:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:

You are one complete baddass and its scary to think that im being stalked by a self diagnosed Sociopath.

So i picked a random highsec system when the deck started and you have sat in a station in that system for 23 hours a day ever since.


You really should run a trace on me and you would quickly know that i operate almost entirely in lowsec which is where i am now.


I would fight you but you just sit logged into a highsec system all day.

Come to lowsec and dont worry i let everyone know that you are a sociopath. Im sure that they will give you the respect you deserve.



Karn we know where you are. Your ability to equip a cloak and sit in a 0.4 isn't impressive. We can do it to. But here is where our plan differs from your idea of how our plan should be. We know you want to mission in High sec. And we know sooner or later you will become numb to our presence. Even if it takes months. And it will be that one time when you become numb that you will pay a heavy price and the video will be posted endlessly everytime you post as a tribute to your incessant trashtalk.

That being said. We know where we stand and we really have nothing more to discuss. The war won't end until you die or we grow bored enough of EVE in general to unsub. No one else cares about our conflict but us. You wanted my attention and i'm giving it to you. Stop whining, stop talking back and forth needlessly. If you can kill me then do it. Ive been killed before, ill die again in the future. That's EVE.

But don't get caught slippin, like we aint trippin'. Cok back and get those bullets to zippin'. You know what im saying? Man we aint playin'... its nuthin' to get the homies to warp through there kay'n.
Alara IonStorm
#64 - 2012-05-21 17:47:43 UTC
Bootleg Jack wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:

Caliph Muhammed wrote:

It would solve cloaky camps people complain about. It would give a point to cloaks people complain about.

Uncloak aliegned, tap bomb, warp to safety. No time to get reinforcements on grid to help or even lock targets.

Hurray for 100% Safe uncounterable attacks.

And one bomb kills everything.

And bombs dont take forever to reload/cycle.

And bombs don't weigh so much a frigate can only carry 1-2 in its hold.

Before you cry about a thing, try it, it is anot so easy as it sounds.

It isn't just bombs as I said four posts above you.

Alara IonStorm wrote:
Malcanis wrote:


You've actually never done this, have you?

(Hint: a single bomb isn't much threat to anything)

No I have been bombed though and it isn't a single bomb I am worried about, it is five. It isn't even bombs it is Alpha you can just Falcon Jam a single and Alpha them with Torps and be gone before anyone can rescue you. Any baiting defense is impractical because you can't bait 99% of PvE Spots indefinitely with a cloaked counter fleet that will probably only catch one guy. Unless you are one grid it is pretty much a 100% victory for the cloakers who have free reign to attack.

Without Local you can indefinitely hide a fleet camping belts and anoms. Completely undetectable fleets moving from belt to anom will kill solo nullsec PvE completely. Null Sec population will empty.

Their are better ways to remove local that won't kill null sec and all start with cloak mechanics.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#65 - 2012-05-21 17:51:31 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Karn Dulake wrote:

You are one complete baddass and its scary to think that im being stalked by a self diagnosed Sociopath.

So i picked a random highsec system when the deck started and you have sat in a station in that system for 23 hours a day ever since.


You really should run a trace on me and you would quickly know that i operate almost entirely in lowsec which is where i am now.


I would fight you but you just sit logged into a highsec system all day.

Come to lowsec and dont worry i let everyone know that you are a sociopath. Im sure that they will give you the respect you deserve.



Karn we know where you are. Your ability to equip a cloak and sit in a 0.4 isn't impressive. We can do it to. But here is where our plan differs from your idea of how our plan should be. We know you want to mission in High sec. And we know sooner or later you will become numb to our presence. Even if it takes months. And it will be that one time when you become numb that you will pay a heavy price and the video will be posted endlessly everytime you post as a tribute to your incessant trashtalk.

That being said. We know where we stand and we really have nothing more to discuss. The war won't end until you die or we grow bored enough of EVE in general to unsub. No one else cares about our conflict but us. You wanted my attention and i'm giving it to you. Stop whining, stop talking back and forth needlessly. If you can kill me then do it. Ive been killed before, ill die again in the future. That's EVE.

But don't get caught slippin, like we aint trippin'. Cok back and get those bullets to zippin'. You know what im saying? Man we aint playin'... its nuthin' to get the homies to warp through there kay'n.



This is terrifying to me. I used to run level 4 missions but i got bored of them so now i play around in lowsec as its a much more exciting game to me. But thank you for denying me access to level 4 missions.

Is there anything else that your diabolical mind can deny me in game. I suppose that my long term plan of mining veldspar is out of the window.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-05-21 17:57:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Malphilos wrote:

We went from "it fixes almost everything" to "ok, maybe it doesn't" pretty quickly.

That's not a good sign.


Not even. Bombs dont have to be changed one bit. Nothing A stated is any different from how it is now. But I didn't feel like arguing about 1 debatable point that sidetracks an entire paragraph. Its evident that no matter what is said to A he/she wants local to stay. I'm not going to devote mental energy into changing an unchangeable mind.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#67 - 2012-05-21 18:02:56 UTC
Why dont you grow some balls and come out and fight me and you dont even have to bring all of your friends with you
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-05-21 18:07:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Karn Dulake wrote:
Why dont you grow some balls and come out and fight me and you dont even have to bring all of your friends with you


Never. You have a destiny with a most unfair gank. There will no 1v1s, no even odds and no good sportsmanship. Go play checkers chump.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#69 - 2012-05-21 18:07:41 UTC
Has anyone quoted Betty White yet?
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#70 - 2012-05-21 18:11:12 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Has anyone quoted Betty White yet?


No, I don't think so. Care to enlighten us?
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#71 - 2012-05-21 18:16:50 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Has anyone quoted Betty White yet?

No, I don't think so. Care to enlighten us?
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
veritas primus
Kat 5 Kaos
#72 - 2012-05-21 18:17:28 UTC
**Changes Implemented**

**In the News today CCP folds up shop, player base fell to an all time low of 4000 griefers, thanks for the fish"
veritas primus
Kat 5 Kaos
#73 - 2012-05-21 18:18:34 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Has anyone quoted Betty White yet?

No, I don't think so. Care to enlighten us?
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”


LOL...I now have Ramen coming out my nose...thanks for the grief.
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#74 - 2012-05-21 18:19:39 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Has anyone quoted Betty White yet?

No, I don't think so. Care to enlighten us?
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”


Hahahahaha that's funny!
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#75 - 2012-05-21 18:21:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
veritas primus wrote:
**Changes Implemented**

**In the News today CCP folds up shop, player base fell to an all time low of 4000 griefers, thanks for the fish"


Prove it. You have an agenda and a strawman, thats about it. I could start rallying people who want local gone but I don't. The argument stands on its own. If no real improvement comes i'll vote with my wallet.
Duvida
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#76 - 2012-05-21 18:43:29 UTC
So, what is keeping you from W-space?
Caliph Muhammed
Perkone
Caldari State
#77 - 2012-05-21 18:45:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Caliph Muhammed
Duvida wrote:
So, what is keeping you from W-space?


Needing a POS. The logistics. The fact that your targets are limited to what comes into the wormhole to see the effect. No access to markets. No access to missions. Needing more than self online to do anything.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#78 - 2012-05-21 18:55:10 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Malcanis wrote:


You've actually never done this, have you?

(Hint: a single bomb isn't much threat to anything)

No I have been bombed though and it isn't a single bomb I am worried about, it is five. It isn't even bombs it is Alpha you can just Falcon Jam a single and Alpha them with Torps and be gone before anyone can rescue you. Any baiting defense is impractical because you can't bait 99% of PvE Spots indefinitely with a cloaked counter fleet that will probably only catch one guy. Unless you are one grid it is pretty much a 100% victory for the cloakers who have free reign to attack.

Without Local you can indefinitely hide a fleet camping belts and anoms. Completely undetectable fleets will kill solo nullsec PvE completely. Null Sec population will empty.

Their are better ways to remove local that won't kill null sec and all start with cloak mechanics.


It's amazing the way 1 AFK guy in a cloaky can suddenly become 5 (or 6 if we're adding a Falcon here).

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#79 - 2012-05-21 18:56:52 UTC
Caliph Muhammed wrote:
Duvida wrote:
So, what is keeping you from W-space?


Needing a POS. The logistics. The fact that your targets are limited to what comes into the wormhole to see the effect. No access to markets. No access to missions. Needing more than self online to do anything.



This guy has a mind like a steel trap so dont ever go against him.

he is currently at the start of a wardec against me that is likey to last for several months.

his strategy is to sit in a station in highsec for 23/7 while i live in lowsec and the fringes of Null


I dont know how long im going to be able to take that without begging for forgiveness
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Alara IonStorm
#80 - 2012-05-21 19:10:02 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Malcanis wrote:


You've actually never done this, have you?

(Hint: a single bomb isn't much threat to anything)

No I have been bombed though and it isn't a single bomb I am worried about, it is five. It isn't even bombs it is Alpha you can just Falcon Jam a single and Alpha them with Torps and be gone before anyone can rescue you. Any baiting defense is impractical because you can't bait 99% of PvE Spots indefinitely with a cloaked counter fleet that will probably only catch one guy. Unless you are one grid it is pretty much a 100% victory for the cloakers who have free reign to attack.

Without Local you can indefinitely hide a fleet camping belts and anoms. Completely undetectable fleets will kill solo nullsec PvE completely. Null Sec population will empty.

Their are better ways to remove local that won't kill null sec and all start with cloak mechanics.


It's amazing the way 1 AFK guy in a cloaky can suddenly become 5 (or 6 if we're adding a Falcon here).

It never was 1 AFK Guy, I don't know where you are getting that from.

This is not a thread about AFK Cloaking it is a thread about removing Local. As in you can move cloak fleets into Sanctums and Belts and 1 Volley people with no effort and no real chance of a defense.

That is my problem with removing local. Cloaks become a 99% Victory button against solo Null Sec PvE.