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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Skandel
Doomheim
#681 - 2014-12-10 01:39:22 UTC
Solj RichPopolous wrote:
I went to null not to long ago. Wiped a gang of nubbits solo. They had to go and get multi jams for an already 15 on 1 fight so i just left.

Here is what I managed to kill before they had to nub it up:

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16087


A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.
Ju0ZaS
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#682 - 2014-12-10 07:13:36 UTC
Skandel wrote:
Solj RichPopolous wrote:
I went to null not to long ago. Wiped a gang of nubbits solo. They had to go and get multi jams for an already 15 on 1 fight so i just left.

Here is what I managed to kill before they had to nub it up:

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16087


A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.

Just goes to show that there are just as many morons in null as there is elsewhere. They think they pro cause they get on kills in blobs then just go back to doing their nullbear activities.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Solj RichPopolous
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#683 - 2014-12-10 13:09:31 UTC
Skandel wrote:
Solj RichPopolous wrote:
I went to null not to long ago. Wiped a gang of nubbits solo. They had to go and get multi jams for an already 15 on 1 fight so i just left.

Here is what I managed to kill before they had to nub it up:

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16087


A Brutix with T1 guns, reactor control and 2 power rigs.
A Stabber with 3 T1 guns and a drone range rig.
An active Vexor with trimarks.
A Dragoon.

12 mins plus. You da man.

Hire these guys.


Like I said they had other stuff. There were about 3 myrms and a phoon that I remember as well. I just couldn't get them with 3 BBs showing up.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#684 - 2014-12-11 20:25:28 UTC
Time once again to wreck the halls, need help this holiday? Got a fat guy playing Santa in your system? His elves scurry about leaving you high and dry with nothing to show for it?

Hire The Pursuit of Happiness. We'll guarantee we wil wreck his holiday fun, pull down his north pole (tower), and beat his elves into submission. Then we'll decorate your halls the right way; corpse strung on the chimney with care in hopes that fedos soon to be there.

Mail: Jake Patton, Ju0zas or Saeger1737 if you wanna give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday.... War!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Don Purple
Snuggle Society
#685 - 2014-12-12 08:57:38 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Time once again to wreck the halls, need help this holiday? Got a fat guy playing Santa in your system? His elves scurry about leaving you high and dry with nothing to show for it?

Hire The Pursuit of Happiness. We'll guarantee we wil wreck his holiday fun, pull down his north pole (tower), and beat his elves into submission. Then we'll decorate your halls the right way; corpse strung on the chimney with care in hopes that fedos soon to be there.

Mail: Jake Patton, Ju0zas or Saeger1737 if you wanna give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday.... War!!!


These men deserve money thrown at them.

This may be my favorite Saeger post to date.

Hire them.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#686 - 2014-12-13 22:34:09 UTC
We have the numbers! Hire us!

@Don Purple, thank you!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#687 - 2014-12-14 08:25:34 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We have the numbers! Hire us!

@Don Purple, thank you!



I got a 3 a 7 and a pair of 11's.. what other numbers you got?I heard juo thrown away a 5 because "it was a f@60t "...

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#688 - 2014-12-14 19:20:13 UTC
One of our experiments has failed.

What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content?

The result

You get no content.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Skandel
Doomheim
#689 - 2014-12-14 19:45:07 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
One of our experiments has failed.

What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content?

The result

You get no content.


Ivy have no sense on humor or honor.
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#690 - 2014-12-14 22:49:43 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
One of our experiments has failed.

What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content?

The result

You get no content.

Oh, yeah, I remember when we tried this, 80+ in Local to blow up our POCOs, WTs effectively got no sense of humor.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#691 - 2014-12-14 23:41:48 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
One of our experiments has failed.

What happens when you put up 5 poco's for content?

The result

You get no content.

Oh, yeah, I remember when we tried this, 80+ in Local to blow up our POCOs, WTs effectively got no sense of humor.


Ivy wants tears though.

Reddit thread about us

Been a funny read so far.

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Sara Adoulin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#692 - 2014-12-15 01:07:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Sara Adoulin
http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2pajny/pursuit_of_happiness_pocos_killed_by_euni/cmuv5at

"Ruugab" has a point.

You got content, but it sounds like you didn't take advantage of it because it wasn't in your favor?

You could have tried to go all PL/BL on them and mass rush IshTar3s on their faces 20 v 80.

At worst you would have lost the isk battle, but won the kill numbers war, which is still entirely something to gloat over, and would keep E-Uni coming back for more.

But that might reflect poorly on the kill-board, which is really all you are after right?
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#693 - 2014-12-15 02:23:47 UTC
Sara Adoulin wrote:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2pajny/pursuit_of_happiness_pocos_killed_by_euni/cmuv5at

"Ruugab" has a point.

You got content, but it sounds like you didn't take advantage of it because it wasn't in your favor?

You could have tried to go all PL/BL on them and mass rush IshTar3s on their faces 20 v 80.

At worst you would have lost the isk battle, but won the kill numbers war, which is still entirely something to gloat over, and would keep E-Uni coming back for more.

But that might reflect poorly on the kill-board, which is really all you are after right?


If we set the poco's up for content then why would we care about red on the killboard?

Now I would like for you to please link a fleet fight where we lost to Ivy League or any other merc for that matter?

To note: I'd be overwhelmingly impressed if we could field 7 ishtars for a fleet.

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Wilhelm Knicklicht
Nasty-Boyz
Templis CALSF
#694 - 2014-12-15 03:05:49 UTC
oh please...

a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos.

Zeus Maximo wrote:
We have the numbers!


apparently not.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#695 - 2014-12-15 04:08:19 UTC
Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:
oh please...

a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos.

Zeus Maximo wrote:
We have the numbers!


apparently not.


I dont care about the poco losses. I'll be putting up a pos next.

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Sara Adoulin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#696 - 2014-12-15 04:13:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Sara Adoulin
Zeus Maximo wrote:


If we set the poco's up for content then why would we care about red on the killboard?

Now I would like for you to please link a fleet fight where we lost to Ivy League or any other merc for that matter?

To note: I'd be overwhelmingly impressed if we could field 7 ishtars for a fleet.


Ahh, I didn't know you guys were so small and ill-equipped.

And I don't care enough about this to look up a fleet fight where you might have lost, you sound sorta risk-averse talking like that, like you would rather dock up than face the chance of losing.

If you are looking for good fights, specifically with E-Uni, you can contact them about that, I remember reading something about how you can setup good-fights that way, I believe RVB did something like that once, otherwise you will just have to continue picking off stragglers and bad fleets or facing blobs.
Ju0ZaS
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#697 - 2014-12-15 04:50:41 UTC
Tried to fight. Got perma jammed, left and killed some of them stragling.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?

Wilhelm Knicklicht
Nasty-Boyz
Templis CALSF
#698 - 2014-12-15 20:37:19 UTC
truth be told, one guy hung out and baited us solo in an SFI, so kudos to him. that was a ballsy move. i would've expected to see more of that kind of thing from a high-profile merc corp, but apparently he's the exception.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#699 - 2014-12-16 09:56:52 UTC
Sara Adoulin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:


If we set the poco's up for content then why would we care about red on the killboard?

Now I would like for you to please link a fleet fight where we lost to Ivy League or any other merc for that matter?

To note: I'd be overwhelmingly impressed if we could field 7 ishtars for a fleet.


Ahh, I didn't know you guys were so small and ill-equipped.

And I don't care enough about this to look up a fleet fight where you might have lost, you sound sorta risk-averse talking like that, like you would rather dock up than face the chance of losing.

If you are looking for good fights, specifically with E-Uni, you can contact them about that, I remember reading something about how you can setup good-fights that way, I believe RVB did something like that once, otherwise you will just have to continue picking off stragglers and bad fleets or facing blobs.



Asking for an arranged fight mean you should not be playing eve. That is the mentality of someone that should be playing WoT.

Fights must be forced, otherwise they mean nothing.


Also people confuse being risk averse with not being an idiot. Risk is when you have a chance of losing something. Idiocy is when you are almost surely going to lose far more than what you gonna get. So when your 3 pilot gang avoid a 140 man blob you are not being risk averse.. you have showing to have basic brain functions.


I wish some of these so called non risk averse dudes, that say we are risk averse would fly bling ships as ours that cost frequently 2 bil or more against 10:1 ratios or more. Sure , some people might have the money to throw away like that, but only a few of us have 3 supers on our other accounts...

It is easy to speak.. when you do nothing of the sorts....

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#700 - 2014-12-16 09:58:40 UTC
Wilhelm Knicklicht wrote:
oh please...

a bunch of leet pvp guys declare war on a beginners corporation, then they pout when the beginners show up in force to bash some pocos.

Zeus Maximo wrote:
We have the numbers!


apparently not.



great.. how many more of those you guys need to match the 100 BIL damage we caused on you on our previous war.. when our groups had only 7 members?

We might not have THE MIGHTY numbers.. but what your side lacks.. is much more embarrassing...

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"