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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#81 - 2013-08-27 14:54:17 UTC
Station Ejector Module, all ships in station are forcibly ejected.

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#82 - 2013-08-27 14:56:55 UTC
Nerfing anything a noob complains about

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Juliette Asanari
Voodoo Children
#83 - 2013-08-27 14:58:07 UTC
Newtonian Physics - You accelerate for as long as you are fireing your engines, to slow down you have to turn around and fire the engines in the opposite direction.
Janeway84
Insane's Asylum
#84 - 2013-08-27 14:59:09 UTC
A battleship class with bonus to smart bomb range and dmg Twisted
Eamon Traveller
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#85 - 2013-08-27 15:00:04 UTC
A self-destruct feature for player-owned starbases (POS) that destroys the starbase and contaminates the moon preventing mineral extraction for tweleve months or more.
IamBeastx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2013-08-27 15:01:31 UTC
Random destruction of ships belonging to pilots who post ****** comments in casual threads^^

All my life i wanted to be someone, now i know i should have been more specific.
Hopelesshobo
Hoboland
#87 - 2013-08-27 15:01:36 UTC
I.W.I.N. module; If you spam it faster then the other guy, he blows up.

Lowering the average to make you look better since 2012.
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#88 - 2013-08-27 15:04:26 UTC
All players can have only one account with just one pilot.

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Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
#89 - 2013-08-27 15:07:10 UTC
Let Dusties conquer hostile titans.
Eamon Traveller
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#90 - 2013-08-27 15:12:09 UTC
After licensing the IP, add a TARDIS to the warp tunnel effect at 'rare' random intervals.
Luc Chastot
#91 - 2013-08-27 15:13:51 UTC
Create a 'one-line bad idea' thread.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#92 - 2013-08-27 15:14:38 UTC  |  Edited by: BadAssMcKill
Give a ship with 4 mids a shield tanking bonus
Capqu
Half Empty
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#93 - 2013-08-27 15:14:59 UTC
give interceptors less base lock range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Capqu
Half Empty
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#94 - 2013-08-27 15:15:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Capqu
give sentry drones tracking bonuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Tho'mas
Nerds United
#95 - 2013-08-27 15:15:49 UTC
Spurty wrote:
Skills to LEVEL VI


I think we have a winner.
Capqu
Half Empty
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#96 - 2013-08-27 15:17:56 UTC
give sentry drones optimal range bonuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Capqu
Half Empty
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#97 - 2013-08-27 15:20:01 UTC
add rapid rapid light missile launchers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Capqu
Half Empty
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#98 - 2013-08-27 15:20:54 UTC
make hacs slightly better than t1 for 10x the cost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
Koi Yokuma
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2013-08-27 15:22:34 UTC
Triage module for shuttles.
Nicen Jehr
Subsidy H.R.S.
Xagenic Freymvork
#100 - 2013-08-27 15:24:10 UTC
Stop respawning asteroids, what is this, magic?

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