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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#41 - 2013-08-27 14:13:43 UTC
SOV holders can pay a fee for temp high sec status with full Concord protection.

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Mike Whiite
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-08-27 14:14:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Whiite
Make Mass a real stat.

so next time you try to bumb a Battleship, with a shuttle you just crash your shuttle instread of pushing the Battleship out of allignment.
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2013-08-27 14:15:12 UTC
CCP create a Death Star in Jov space and jump it to a random Low-sec system for everyone to come and fight.

and make it so it can DD a Titan
#44 - 2013-08-27 14:16:00 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

Dude you dont get the point of this thread...... all 3 of urs so far have been amazing things that we want in game now! :P

also um:

New Frig / Stealthbomber that has one capital sized alpha gun of its own race (Hound = Quad Arty ect) and use them as mobile artillery platforms / Anti capital/supercapital! ) (PS: also a 10000% tracking bonus and make pigs fly)
#45 - 2013-08-27 14:16:45 UTC
Vulfen wrote:
Alliance Tournament Participant Swimsuit competition

How do I down vote this?

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Mystical Might
Eclipse Pulsar
#46 - 2013-08-27 14:17:27 UTC
Remove bookmarks completely.
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#47 - 2013-08-27 14:17:44 UTC
Disable shields for improved capacitor recharge

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value

Valterra Craven
#48 - 2013-08-27 14:18:57 UTC
Let CCP Rise or Fozie balance anything besides t1 frigates and cruisers...
Aed Akiga
EVE University
Ivy League
#49 - 2013-08-27 14:19:06 UTC
Gallente school childern create the "Clown Virus" which later infects the Sansha Nation with horrificly funny results.
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#50 - 2013-08-27 14:21:00 UTC
Zansha Expansion
Brave Collective
#51 - 2013-08-27 14:21:03 UTC
I think with all the Minmatar, Gallente and Caldari drones, we should get Amarr combat drones too

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Merkal Aubauch
#52 - 2013-08-27 14:21:07 UTC
Bring back solo PVP.
Azrin Stella Oerndotte
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2013-08-27 14:21:09 UTC
Delete all supercaps from the game and start over with that.
Asayanami Dei
Adhocracy Incorporated
#54 - 2013-08-27 14:22:23 UTC
Not iterating w-space
(see what i did there?)

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Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#55 - 2013-08-27 14:23:17 UTC
Capital ship deaths cause a diminishing AOE blast damage up to 50km

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Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#56 - 2013-08-27 14:23:51 UTC
Rytell Tybat
#57 - 2013-08-27 14:24:30 UTC
Going through a wormhole incurs a .05% chance of your character being irrevocably obliterated (effectively biomassed).
Eamon Traveller
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#58 - 2013-08-27 14:24:57 UTC
Jamyl Sarum sex tapes.
Marvinovi pratele
#59 - 2013-08-27 14:25:20 UTC
new t2 "combat focused" carriers
Brie DeMarllene
#60 - 2013-08-27 14:25:43 UTC
Ability to salvage frozen corpses for their implants...