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Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3801 - 2015-10-17 23:53:18 UTC
f2p facet: play enemy pirates in .6-1.0 systems in appropriate ships. start in deadspace, only warp options are belts or whatever, only have high and mids, just for guns and nav mods. f2p, just playing to die to pay-to-play'ers.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3802 - 2015-10-18 01:55:42 UTC
Extremely cheap t2 rip off brand mining ships (the bulk, wackanam, and stiff) that randomly starts to self destruct with only 1 min countdown at least once every 10 min.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3803 - 2015-10-18 01:56:50 UTC
A Pirate exploration frig called the spiff

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Lotala
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#3804 - 2015-10-18 02:13:27 UTC
Overheating you DD causes your avatar explode causing you to do DD damage to every ship in 75k range including you.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3805 - 2015-10-18 19:13:33 UTC
new salvageing sub profession: derelict recovery. another form of mining, but instead of mins, you get x amount of units of scrapmetal/ cycle.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3806 - 2015-10-18 19:22:00 UTC
actual sounds of space. there is sound in space, look up space noise. appropriate solar sound in space, and maybe around gas giants via particulate impacts on the sheilds blah blah blah, space white noise as a music option.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Lotala
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#3807 - 2015-10-18 23:13:53 UTC
Doomsday module for a pos
Abegail Okaski
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3808 - 2015-10-19 10:37:47 UTC
Revamp minmatar bonus so they are able to hull tank their ships effectively.
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#3809 - 2015-10-19 12:50:25 UTC
Lotala wrote:
Doomsday module for a pos

Better yet, Citadels can fit Doomsday devices.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3810 - 2015-10-20 01:30:39 UTC
When a titan is downed its ammo has a chance to "cook off" in one big aoe explosion

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3811 - 2015-10-20 07:26:06 UTC
Allowing titans to doomsday planets, which triggers Megadeath's High Speed Dirt...
Omnathious Deninard
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3812 - 2015-10-20 10:54:36 UTC
Since we are on the subject. Titans.

If you don't follow the rules, neither will I.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3813 - 2015-10-20 17:08:38 UTC
Who keeps letting sensible people in here?

In game candy that causes actual cavities!
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#3814 - 2015-10-20 21:10:54 UTC
Missiles that penetrate the hull and fills the enemy ship with pod goo, suffocating their crew Twisted.
Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3815 - 2015-10-21 04:13:53 UTC
Hijaaking capitals by docking into them with an armoured Troop Transport
Coffee Rocks
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3816 - 2015-10-21 07:01:22 UTC
The new, quick-burner L5 security missions: "The Damsel's Competent Bodyguard", "O.R.E. Extravaganza", "Repping the Broken Blockade", and "The Governor's Ball: Haul the Spiced Wine Delivery".

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FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3817 - 2015-10-21 20:06:13 UTC
Titan pilots can change their avatar to THE ROCK and/or JOHN CENA!!!! Complete with soundbites etc...
Kenrailae
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3818 - 2015-10-21 20:55:49 UTC
FireFrenzy wrote:
Titan pilots can change their avatar to THE ROCK and/or JOHN CENA!!!! Complete with soundbites etc...



This is a thread for BAD ideas. I think this is a perfectly reasonable idea. Please remain on topic.

;)

The Law is a point of View

The NPE IS a big deal
Orions Lord
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3819 - 2015-10-22 11:21:07 UTC
Tell CCP Fozzie that he can get the coffee from now on.
Zen BraZen
Atlantia Corp
#3820 - 2015-10-22 12:05:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Zen BraZen
Rename Eve to "The Carebear Space Program"