These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

First post First post First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Zola Budd
Kithicor Forest Industries
#201 - 2015-07-15 13:42:55 UTC
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soon™



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#202 - 2015-07-15 13:43:07 UTC  |  Edited by: JFKen Imperia
I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too Roll
Braden Fanguard
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#203 - 2015-07-15 13:43:17 UTC
Serenity Just went down.
TheTennant
Third Attention
#204 - 2015-07-15 13:43:33 UTC
As worf would say " Qapbe' nguSDI "
Hoshi Nakumoto
New Eden Hauling and Industrial
#205 - 2015-07-15 13:43:50 UTC
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soon™



I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave
Zola Budd
Kithicor Forest Industries
#206 - 2015-07-15 13:43:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Zola Budd
nah
Timomantis Nabali
Doomheim
#207 - 2015-07-15 13:44:00 UTC
Epentix wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.


Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#208 - 2015-07-15 13:44:01 UTC
Steijn wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?


Often you don't want to do that immediately as you need to gather info as to the problem. Only when you exhaust that avenue do you rollback otherwise you may simply take 2 hours recovering only to hit the very same problem.
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#209 - 2015-07-15 13:44:10 UTC
MortarJim wrote:
Cervix Thumper wrote:
Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.


i can do it in 3 minutes , so he sucks


#jimisproandCCPphantomneedzhugs

A New Voice for a New Eden
Kalfar Chillar
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#210 - 2015-07-15 13:44:13 UTC
Step 1. Shut down server.
Step 2. Deploy Client patch to CDN
Step 3. Deploy Server patch to each VM
Step 4. D**k stuck in toaster.... F**k
Impness
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#211 - 2015-07-15 13:44:39 UTC
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).
Jacques d'Orleans
#212 - 2015-07-15 13:44:52 UTC
Cervix Thumper wrote:
Stan Bran wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Kasi Briccius wrote:
Is the drinking game over?Lol


Drinking ain't a game, it's hard work! Big smile


It's really a science !



My uncle is a professional chemist. He can take any beer, wine or spirit and turn it into urine in under 5 mins. He loves chemistry.



Yup, chemistry is an utterly undervalued field of science. Big smile

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Skyrider Deathknight
EliteExSuperCapitalFCJoeBarbarian
#213 - 2015-07-15 13:45:09 UTC
Zola Budd wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soon™



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)


Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle
Gajo Facinus
#214 - 2015-07-15 13:45:17 UTC
...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online
Big Lynx
#215 - 2015-07-15 13:45:39 UTC
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL
ela Ishikela
Wings of F
#216 - 2015-07-15 13:45:40 UTC
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?
Jack Pickaloe
Doomheim
#217 - 2015-07-15 13:45:53 UTC
JFKen Imperia wrote:
I gonna make coffe.... maybe a pie too Roll


I want some!!!
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#218 - 2015-07-15 13:45:58 UTC
Gajo Facinus wrote:
...guess it's time I stop my ddos attack and let you all back online



lulz >.>

A New Voice for a New Eden
Ponder Stuff
Jump 2 Beacon
OnlyHoles
#219 - 2015-07-15 13:45:58 UTC
Soooo, instead of just breaking eve from the inside, fozzie has decided to break eve properly this time???
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
#220 - 2015-07-15 13:46:10 UTC  |  Edited by: KenFlorian
Some of the most amusing and creative authorship/content derives from unscheduled downtime. Many of the posts in this thread are compensation enough.

I would hate for unscheduled downtimes to forever cease.