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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Bladeburner
Minmatar Death Squad
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#241 - 2015-07-15 13:48:28 UTC
EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....

CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!

I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??

Will Concord get involved or social services??

Will i lose my fedo forever?

GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.

P.S

Keep up the hard work CCP.
Ellis Goa'uld
Galactic Society of Misfits
#242 - 2015-07-15 13:48:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ellis Goa'uld
while the servers are down here's some great reading material that will satisfy anyone for 2 minutesLolLol
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Tranquility

edit: vip mode this is the one guys THIs is the one
Hedstrom Bukandara
Space Squirrels Unite
#243 - 2015-07-15 13:49:34 UTC
Jack Pickaloe wrote:
Idea I think its time to push the red button!


Ah yes the Shiny Red Candy-Like Button...
Spcius Patrouette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#244 - 2015-07-15 13:49:50 UTC
Muffins wrote:

Especially you.

I assumed as much, given that you replied directly to me.
Raphendyr Nardieu
Avanto
Hole Control
#245 - 2015-07-15 13:49:53 UTC
Hicksimus wrote:
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.


I can take your stuff.
Kalfar Chillar
Resilience.
The Initiative.
#246 - 2015-07-15 13:49:56 UTC
Zola Budd
Kithicor Forest Industries
#247 - 2015-07-15 13:50:04 UTC
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soon™



remember not to forget to rattle it about a bit too mind ;)


Ah forgot that one, also the petting it and giving it a good cuddle


just put SOV back to the old way and just hit (restore to last save point)
Aneu Angellus
Resilience.
The Initiative.
#248 - 2015-07-15 13:50:10 UTC
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports


People kicked things, others hit them with stuff.
Stvndog
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#249 - 2015-07-15 13:50:11 UTC
Bladeburner wrote:
EVE server down NNnnnnooooo....

CCP i need the server up ASAP!!!

I've left my Fedo in the station hangar with no food or water.....what am i to do??

Will Concord get involved or social services??

Will i lose my fedo forever?

GET THE SERVER BACK ON AND SAVE A FEDO TODAY.

P.S

Keep up the hard work CCP.

Donate isk to save the Fedo
Alexey Rumyancev
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#250 - 2015-07-15 13:50:16 UTC
RIP eve Cry
Motorbit
Moira.
Villore Accords
#251 - 2015-07-15 13:50:19 UTC
did you feed the hamsters after midnight?
Sonia Vess
Perkone
Caldari State
#252 - 2015-07-15 13:50:20 UTC
Дудось все таки прошел видимо....

Если б в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы утопил меня , чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если в небе я летал, а ты жила бы под водой
Бог бы высушил моря, чтобы ты была со мной

Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы воскресил меня чтобы был всегда с тобой
Если мёртвым был бы я ну а ты ещё живой
Бог бы жизнь твою забрал чтобы ты была со мной
Illiander Aideron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#253 - 2015-07-15 13:50:25 UTC
Fugly Isktaker wrote:
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"

"yeah go for it."


Possibly the most hilarious comment in the thread.

Also, completely believable for the sort of fix someone would be arrogant enough to assume that they don't need to test.

Gentlemen, ladies: we have a winner!
Jack Pickaloe
Doomheim
#254 - 2015-07-15 13:50:28 UTC
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports



Wait the aliens are coming the aliens are coming............
Infinite Destruction
The Brotherhood MC
#255 - 2015-07-15 13:50:35 UTC
The default fix for all things wrong in Eve generally is: try repackaging your ship and see if that fixes the problem.

Perhaps CCP should try repackaging their servers to see if that fixes the problem ?
Shadowlightt
Doomheim
#256 - 2015-07-15 13:51:09 UTC
I need a beer.
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#257 - 2015-07-15 13:51:14 UTC
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut


Yes, and because they do you can play as well.
Solaria Cellardoor
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#258 - 2015-07-15 13:51:22 UTC
July 15th, 2015 - the day EVE online went down...FOREVER. Not too bad, it has been up (I use the word loosely, of course) since May 6th, 2003. Not a bad run.
Clepto Maniac
Angels and Devils
Get Off My Lawn
#259 - 2015-07-15 13:51:36 UTC
Arzi Reece wrote:
Dear CCP,

Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

Clear your cache....
Epentix
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#260 - 2015-07-15 13:51:44 UTC
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Epentix wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


I "believe"???? so you don't know for sure "obviously"
Clusters are a ***** if you don't use them like you should do.


Just remember, he works at eve, you dont!



lol, I know I am paying part of his salary every month!
But than again, I offered to help