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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Lucaz Verona
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#161 - 2015-07-15 13:37:48 UTC
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.
Xanna Minator
United Space Republic Research
#162 - 2015-07-15 13:37:49 UTC
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt
MortarJim
Duncs2001 Corporation
#163 - 2015-07-15 13:37:58 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Offline again... drink lol :)

don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please
test bumm
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#164 - 2015-07-15 13:38:04 UTC
We were discussing a week ago how eve would die after fozzies great scheme failed, and the general consensus was a failed server start over and over...and....Big smile

In before "I didn't want that game anyways". Big smile

if not this time....... then..............


And no I haven't asked for isk....and haven't kissed a£^&e of someone for stuffing up (heard of testing?)
How about being sure before you release a patch into game, like say have a test server.

Oh wait..!!

Mauddib77
Tedium Partners
#165 - 2015-07-15 13:38:30 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:


Best Eva!!!!
Alexey Skipper
Wormhole Consortium
#166 - 2015-07-15 13:38:33 UTC
GO WIPE Smile
Stvndog
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#167 - 2015-07-15 13:38:42 UTC
Xanna Minator wrote:
What's really happening is that CCP have only let Greek players on so they can mine enough to pay off their national debt


uh, whoa
Hoshi Nakumoto
New Eden Hauling and Industrial
#168 - 2015-07-15 13:38:45 UTC
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
xXchochiXx
Out of Focus
Odin's Call
#169 - 2015-07-15 13:38:57 UTC
recode eve and it would be awesome don't shrink battle sizes to save the need for re coding :( big battles is what makes this game unique
Spcius Patrouette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#170 - 2015-07-15 13:39:09 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers
Zola Budd
Kithicor Forest Industries
#171 - 2015-07-15 13:39:22 UTC
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#172 - 2015-07-15 13:39:30 UTC
MortarJim wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Offline again... drink lol :)

don`t bring server back online, i`ve run out of alcohol, need to go to the shops. so don`t fix it for at least 10 mins please



I promise not to bring the server back online until you get back home with more booze :P
Na'Monk
Darkstar Holdings
#173 - 2015-07-15 13:39:38 UTC
Don't forget to start your from those 8" floppies and the original setup.. Good luck, and here's to a timely fix.
Jack Pickaloe
Interstellar Industrialism Inc.
#174 - 2015-07-15 13:40:11 UTC
Idea I think its time to push the red button!
Tacbat
Alternative Management Solutions
#175 - 2015-07-15 13:40:17 UTC
Just like the good old days. Keep up the good work guys, soon be up and running again me thinks......
Skyrider Deathknight
EliteExSuperCapitalFCJoeBarbarian
#176 - 2015-07-15 13:40:23 UTC
Have you tried the following:
- Turning it off and on again.
- Giving it a good kick.
- Throwing abuse at it.
- Storm out the room saying you'll be back in 5mins .
- Saying sorry about all the mean things your said and asking nicely for it to work.
- Threaten you'll buy a new one if you don't work soon™

Miss Cruentatus
C5 Flight
VINDICTIVE
#177 - 2015-07-15 13:40:28 UTC
The BIGGEST battle in eve is today with CCP's all over iceland being deployed,

"I WAS THERE"
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#178 - 2015-07-15 13:40:29 UTC
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers


Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.
Kalfar Chillar
Resilience.
Initiative Mercenaries
#179 - 2015-07-15 13:40:42 UTC
So... Has anyone noticed that in the last thread CCP were all calm and casual with their updates and now ITS AN ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!
Steijn
Quay Industries
#180 - 2015-07-15 13:40:53 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.


surely when youve deployed something 4 or more times and it still fails, the only logical solution is to rollback until you know what is actually wrong with it?