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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Skyrider Deathknight
EliteExSuperCapitalFCJoeBarbarian
#221 - 2015-07-15 13:46:18 UTC
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Wait, there are people that still pay for eve?! wut
Kayou Aldeshaar
PhoenixFire Industry Ascendant
#222 - 2015-07-15 13:46:20 UTC
Zola Budd wrote:
Lucaz Verona wrote:
Zola Budd wrote:
Kayou Aldeshaar wrote:
Is this the real life, is it just fantas-Eve.
Caught in a down time, no escape from reality.

Open your eyes, look to the devs and see.
They're just some poor guys, don't need no sympathy.
Because the server's up, server's down.
(Server's up, server's down)
Anyway the devs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Fozzie, just killed the game.
Put an update to its head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead.
Fozzie, sov had just begun,
but now updates take all day.

Fozzie, ooh,
didn't mean to make Eve die.
If it's not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if you're going to get free isk.



its not a biscuit - this is hip hop you nit wit - learn to deal - or step back and kneel - you might find you can feel!
Blag the POS - scrape the ISK - paw at some free SP? not me im free. puffing on a splif - take a long Bio and puff on a splif it'll be back in a bit - until then sont talk s**t :P


Please tell me you know what song he was trying to imitate.... FYI it was nothing to with rap or hip hop.



but this is hip hop you nit wit :)


Isk won't come, just when you want it.
You see I mine son, but I'll get it on.
You wanna gank then step up and we'll get it on.
You get a point to the grill, I'm Amarr and I'm ill.
A descendant of God's own with tachyon skills.
I tanked and I swing, next thing your hull's broken.
With a pod full of nothing, meanwhile I'll be drilin
On a fat rock, Spod rocks?, you don't know the half.
Tryin' to gank ships man, please don't make me laugh.
These miner's eyes are smilin, I'm buckwildin'.
The laser chain is pumpin, start jumpin.
Lock it, mine it, jet can haul it.
Darkanon Destroyer
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#223 - 2015-07-15 13:46:22 UTC
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?
Stu Pendisdick
#224 - 2015-07-15 13:46:26 UTC
Hicksimus
Torgue
#225 - 2015-07-15 13:46:39 UTC
I know this is a great opportunity for the denizens of EvE to go outside but I work outside so to make a long story short somebody may as well have my stuff if you aren't going to give me 1m free SP.

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.

Spcius Patrouette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#226 - 2015-07-15 13:46:53 UTC
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD
Aleccia Kashada
Perkone
Caldari State
#227 - 2015-07-15 13:46:53 UTC
did you try turning off and on again?

lol.

jakes aside,


im sad. wanna play [email protected]!!!!!!!



ahh well. can always play later. im sure they are being as fast as they can to get back online.



(but I wouldn't be against free sp, push me closer to using my provi, or a plex)
TheTennant
Third Attention
#228 - 2015-07-15 13:47:01 UTC
Impness wrote:
Thanks for keeping us informed while your struggling. (Now please send CCP Seagull downtown after some proper food for the hamsters!).



Rihanna ! I didn't know you played eve.
Joseph Cash
Vergnugen Industries
Evictus.
#229 - 2015-07-15 13:47:03 UTC
Fugly Isktaker
Doomheim
#230 - 2015-07-15 13:47:20 UTC
"Hey, I just noticed this SQL index uses a - instead of a _ should we fix it today?"

"yeah go for it."
Skyrider Deathknight
EliteExSuperCapitalFCJoeBarbarian
#231 - 2015-07-15 13:47:23 UTC
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

VERY BAD
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#232 - 2015-07-15 13:47:44 UTC
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Muffins wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Perhaps you could rollback then and figure out the problem is for tomorrows downtime


I believe that's something that's already been considered, obviously.

No need to get snarky with the paying customers


Well... when the paying customers are being whiny b*****'s by and large..... You know.

Everybody is human lol.

Whats whiny about offering a suggestion?


My post obviously reflected every single individual in eve.

Especially you.
Nathan Semah
N-C-i-S
#233 - 2015-07-15 13:48:01 UTC
Have you tried turning it off and back on again........ oh wait.
Traavemynde
Wrong Hole She Said
The Revenant Order
#234 - 2015-07-15 13:48:04 UTC
Keel Fozzie, this is his fault!
Omer Tivianne
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#235 - 2015-07-15 13:48:09 UTC
NightmareX wrote:
Here is a motivation for you CCP to get the server fixed faster Big smile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

its not funny... its like this video was ment for this momet... this is creepy
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#236 - 2015-07-15 13:48:11 UTC
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?

Keep calm, sh*t happens sometimes
Darkanon Destroyer
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#237 - 2015-07-15 13:48:11 UTC
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD


thanks Ollie
Now sports
Lt Motion
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#238 - 2015-07-15 13:48:20 UTC
ela Ishikela wrote:
i paid 15e one month and i just cant play?

this is joke?


Relax mate and join us with the drinking game. CCP is working on it.

Rules : Take a drink each time someone blames CCP

Disclaimer : Alcohol abuse is a serious issue, do not drink. Ever.
Stvndog
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#239 - 2015-07-15 13:48:22 UTC
chez1962 wrote:
finaly the did it .... FOZZIE SOV

lol
Kalfar Chillar
Resilience.
The Initiative.
#240 - 2015-07-15 13:48:27 UTC
Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
Spcius Patrouette wrote:
Darkanon Destroyer wrote:
and now lets go to our five day forecast.
Whats the weather like Ollie?

ITS BAD

VERY BAD

ITS RAINING CATS