These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Player Features and Ideas Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

The 'one-line bad idea' thread

First post First post First post First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
dR PaNouKLa
Perkone
Caldari State
#3341 - 2015-03-10 19:09:50 UTC
make it worth it and bring back old players who will attract new ones: 10+ active year characters play eve for free (they paid alot anyway)
Ayeshah Volfield
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3342 - 2015-03-10 20:50:26 UTC
NPC corporations are now part of factional warfare militia.

EVE is what happens when the rule of law does not apply and Darwinism is allowed to run freely.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3343 - 2015-03-10 21:11:12 UTC
Ironman suits that can punch titans in half and can repulsor ray punch supers as hard as a full on drebuchet
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3344 - 2015-03-10 22:37:38 UTC
Chocolate battlecruisers for Easter!

Do not run. We are your friends.
Tyranis Marcus
Bloody Heathens
#3345 - 2015-03-10 22:38:24 UTC
I'll have a Nestle Crunch Drake and a Toblerone Cane, pls.

Do not run. We are your friends.
Memphis Baas
#3346 - 2015-03-10 23:46:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Memphis Baas
Animate the huge drifter stations that just uncloaked all over the place to change modes like the Svipul: right now they are a vertical I, but when attacked they should bend into the following shapes, progressively: L V [ E X Z W F O @ o . and then recloak. Optionally, each shape comes with a more devastating superweapon for shooting the attacking players than the previous.
Dean Dewitt
Universal Force Army
Neutral Lands Association
#3347 - 2015-03-11 00:31:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Dean Dewitt
Create an emergency warp which make warp to a random distance and a random direction, this warp should preloaded.

This is his idea but I tought it would be a good idea to share it with you
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=399767
Memphis Baas
#3348 - 2015-03-11 01:26:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Memphis Baas
Periodic fire drills in Jita 4-4.

Rookie Help Channel twitter feed.

Drone flocking behavior.

Swype capability for activating modules on the HUD.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3349 - 2015-03-11 09:02:25 UTC
TOBLERCANE DOES WANT

Characters having to actually do "hair maintenance" with brushes and gel and stuff to avoid your profile getting more "bad hair day" as time goes on...
Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#3350 - 2015-03-11 09:38:47 UTC
Trains on planets connecting cities and space stations. Blink

Empire, the next new world order.
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3351 - 2015-03-11 09:52:38 UTC
Space stations on planets so that they can be connected to cities via trains.

*ducks*
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#3352 - 2015-03-11 10:35:02 UTC
Pets
Jad Ellirya
Technetium Research and Development Conglomerate
#3353 - 2015-03-11 12:41:56 UTC
Wedding

A web tool for your corporation is near : EVE Corp Center | @EVECorpCenter on Twitter
Jad Ellirya
Technetium Research and Development Conglomerate
#3354 - 2015-03-11 12:43:29 UTC
Civilian capital modules

A web tool for your corporation is near : EVE Corp Center | @EVECorpCenter on Twitter
Cpt WilliamKidd
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3355 - 2015-03-11 14:08:30 UTC
Allow Bombers to launch bombs in highsec, exclusivley on the 4-4 undock.

Allow Carriers and Dreads back into highsec.
Lucien Visteen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3356 - 2015-03-11 14:26:45 UTC
On the fanfest tournament.

You should... like totally... bring the vuvuzela back to the world stage.

I am positive it will make your event the biggest one of the year, or atleast the loudest.

*runs away*

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3357 - 2015-03-11 14:39:53 UTC
Gank licences that give you concord immunity
Teckos Pech
Hogyoku
Goonswarm Federation
#3358 - 2015-03-12 04:08:51 UTC
Order hangar items by value, not just number, name, etc.

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek

8 Golden Rules for EVE Online
Aran Hotchkiss
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3359 - 2015-03-12 05:36:17 UTC
Memphis Baas wrote:

Rookie Help Channel twitter feed.




Oh **** halp

You should have enough control over your herd of cats to make them understand. If they constantly make misstakes, get better cats.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3360 - 2015-03-12 08:04:09 UTC
Actually having fun PVE content