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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#61 - 2014-05-22 14:47:37 UTC
Some bring joy to a room when they enter, others when they leave.

Dont let the door hit you on the way out.


*sniff* You big *sniff* meeny face! *sniff*
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#62 - 2014-05-22 15:50:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
You know I can't go on with any regret
Our relationship is hard like a game of roulette
We're off and on so constantly
And you cheating... Come on, honestly.

It's over now you should think long and hard
Maybe next time you won't cheat and be a r*t*rd
I loved you so much and you acted like normal
You even got yourself a date to the Valentines Formal.

I treated you no less than my queen
You went behind my back and s*****d someone 18
You lost my trust you broke my heart
Now I need to reboot and maybe restart.

[I posted this on your Facebook page. Yeah, I did. Have fun explaining to everybody what a lowlife cheating skank you are].
Graygor
1kB Realty
#63 - 2014-05-23 14:24:23 UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You ate my pet fedo,
So im done with you.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#64 - 2014-05-23 14:30:25 UTC
The long distance thing is not going to work for me.

Later!
Jarra
Twizted Illusion
#65 - 2014-05-23 18:09:21 UTC
When you fight to cling to people
who are no longer meant to be in your life,
you delay your destiny.
Let them go.

Goodbye :)
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#66 - 2014-05-23 18:38:54 UTC
Remember when I said I wanted to be with you forever? Turns out I lied.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2014-05-23 19:36:22 UTC
They say long distance relationships don't work out.

Well my arms are getting tired from holding up this ten foot pole to keep you that far away from me. I'm gonna let go of this pole, let's let this symbolize letting go of the relationship. Please don't make me regret this.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Doreen Kaundur
#68 - 2014-05-24 17:26:50 UTC
At first I thought it was cute....you wearing my underwear. But lately it seems that is all you want from me...my underwear collection. Constantly wearing it all the time. If all I am is a feminine wardrobe to you, then it's over.

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-05-24 18:12:55 UTC
Yeah well I'll see you in court. I've had these divorce papers ready since last week. Bet you didn't know I tricked you into breaking up with me.

I'l about to win ownership of 50% of your underwear.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

ISD Supogo
ISD BH
#70 - 2014-05-26 04:49:58 UTC
Mr. Glitterstim, it has come to our attention that after you filed for and began to receive workman's comp 8 months ago, you were subsequently observed by an anonymous employee engaging in a full-contact mixed martial arts program, despite your official statement saying that you suffered from chronic hip and back pain from your incident.

As such, we have no choice but to terminate your employment with us. Please have your personal belongings removed from cubicle #3263827 by 5 pm today or they will be subject to disposal. Please also return all assigned office equipment to the supply office or you will have an according amount deducted from your final paycheck. Human resources will contact you in the next week or so to discuss the potential ability for you to continue to receive healthcare benefits through COBRA.

ISD BH Supogo

Bughunter

Equipment Certification and Anomaly Investigations Division (ECAID)

Interstellar Services Department

Graygor
1kB Realty
#71 - 2014-05-26 05:47:06 UTC
Ensign eh?

Come back when youre a proper officer.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#72 - 2014-05-26 05:56:46 UTC
Look! A Fedo! *points behind Gray and he looks*
/me runs away

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Cecilia Matilda Fock
The I and F Taxation Trust
#73 - 2014-05-26 13:38:55 UTC
It's not you, it's my love for cats. And crab apples. And crab cats. And cat apples. I know you don't love me when you shout at me over that tattoo. Abuse is such a harsh word, it was no abuse. You passed out accidentally and I love crab cat apples. Can I keep the tattoo? They can sew a patch of skin from your butt to your face to fill the gap. Kitty kitty, do you want a crab apple?

Oh. And I'm keeping the bathroom mirror too.
Dak Dallocort
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#74 - 2014-05-26 17:04:24 UTC
My darling,

If you are reading this, you are no doubt wondering why your house key doesn't work. These past few years with you have been the happiest of my life. However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that I must bid you bon voyage. Don't worry about your personal effects, I've already dropped them off at your mothers'. I think we can agree that the dog loves me the best.

PS. If it's any consolation, you have my blessing to name the baby whatever you choose.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#75 - 2014-05-27 16:44:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Dak Dallocort wrote:
However, after consulting with my accountant, it appears that your desire for marriage and children is in direct conflict with my dream of owning a boat.

Lol

You ate my leftover pizza, didn't you? You knew I was saving that for after work today, right? Didn't I say, "I am going to save this leftover pizza for tomorrow after work?" Yes, I did, but you ate it anyway. It's all over, just forget it, I can never trust you again.
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#76 - 2014-05-27 21:38:00 UTC
***** YOU HUGE

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#77 - 2014-05-28 10:15:23 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Honey, I'm really sorry but... I just can't be in this negative space you create everyday with that scowl! I want to be HAPPY sometimes... not gloomy! You always scare the kids, the dog is afraid of you sometimes.... you passed under a rainbow yesterday and it went black!! BLACK!!! You took something beautiful and... and... you made it not!!

... and... I have a confession... I've been seeing someone else. Nothing has happened! It's just... she makes me feel happy... er. Don't get me wrong... your gloominess is what brought me to you... I'll always cherish the times we spent together... hating on plebs and spitting on carebears... and you'll always have a special place in my heart. I still care about you! I just want more in life! Is that so hard to understand?

I'll be staying at my parent's place for a bit. Please don't visit. Not for awhile at least. I just need... time.

... I'm so sorry... *sobs and runs away*
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#78 - 2014-05-28 18:09:13 UTC
Look dude, you need to move out. We just can't be roommates anymore. You can come back only when you learn to stop stealing my eye patches..... and my stash of blue pills. Not cool man.

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."

Graygor
1kB Realty
#79 - 2014-05-29 12:27:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
I'm sorry but this is clearly not working.

I cannot help but notice that you have changed your former charming appearance to look more and more like Solid Snake. And now i know why. I hate to tell you this but i found your dairy. Normally i would not pry, and this was the first time ive ever done this to you, but i felt compelled to look to see if i could find some answers.

What i found not only shocked me, but appalled me.

I know this is EVE and sinister plans and plots are our bread and butter, but if you wanted to break up you simply had to say so. Your long winded plan to change your appearance, then get me calling you Snake just so you could leave me in a busy train station with me calling SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE to your departing back is despicable.

I am only glad I found out about this now.

So here it is. I'm through. I'm done with you. By the time you read this i will be gone. I've already separated our things so you should have no need to contact me. Should you find something of mine, please keep it or throw it away. I do not wish to know about it.

Good luck with your future endeavours.

P.S. I took the liberty of tagging you on a faux facebook account with you in your "ahem" Snake poses, and sent friend invites to every friend on your list, including your mother and your boss. Oh and the local paper! Maybe you'll have to find a new job now, but since its your spelt name you'll be fine!

Enjoy! P

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#80 - 2014-05-29 16:43:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
[The three posts above really cracked me up Big smile. But anyway...]

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby, I'm gonna leave you. I ain't jokin' Graygor, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby. Really, really got to ramble. I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do. I can hear it callin' me back home!
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