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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#1 - 2014-05-03 22:35:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Break up with the poster above you! (any type of relationship or buddy breakups)

/me begins to read the bad news... ShockedCryCryCry

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2014-05-03 22:53:01 UTC
don't worry, we were never together in the first place.

stop calling please
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#3 - 2014-05-03 22:56:22 UTC
I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on your shoes. (-Steve Martin)

I'm in it for the money

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-05-03 23:51:45 UTC
Can I have your stuff?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Lido Seahawk
We Broke The Game
Already Replaced.
#5 - 2014-05-04 01:10:36 UTC
You can have everything, but the dog stays with me!

May I have your stuff?

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#6 - 2014-05-04 01:43:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
About that fishing trip next week... a horrible disaster - the dam broke and all the fish died Sad
Oh then to the bar?
Well... the flood from the dam destroyed the town, washed it all away Cry
Then to the beach for some pier fishing you say? Straight
Sorry, the water from the failing dam, that killed all the fish, that washed away the town, made it's way to a fault line and triggered an earthquake that caused the entire state to slide into the ocean. I'm writing this from my raft. And before you ask, there is only room for one person P

I'm in it for the money

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2014-05-04 02:26:19 UTC
Graygor
1kB Realty
#8 - 2014-05-04 04:09:35 UTC
Im leaving you for 8 and 9. Double the Rain. None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Jackie Flackette
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#9 - 2014-05-04 06:56:38 UTC
I'm leaving you because I can't sleep with that light emanating from your ass.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-05-04 12:02:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Sure, I'd love to take you out on the town. In fact, why don't you spend a few hours in the bathroom getting ready for our big day? If you hear a loud car engine revving sound growing steadily fainter, it is totally not me driving away. But if it is me, don't follow.

Graygor wrote:
None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
I hear 9 squeezes it from the top of the tube.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
#11 - 2014-05-04 13:45:10 UTC
This is the wrong thread to try to hit on me.
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#12 - 2014-05-04 13:53:45 UTC
Good thing I am breaking up with you then Blink

Later.
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#13 - 2014-05-04 14:48:01 UTC
I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff.
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#14 - 2014-05-04 14:56:07 UTC
Just as well, because i'm taking all of your!

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#15 - 2014-05-04 19:54:56 UTC
Sorry dear but I like women who don't disappear when they stand in front of a China cabinet.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2014-05-04 21:17:47 UTC
its not me, its you.





And I like Tollen.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#17 - 2014-05-04 21:31:24 UTC
It's not you, it's you and him, too much for meeee.

I'm in it for the money

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Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-05-04 21:49:13 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff.


That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...
Luna Lockhearts
Defiant Liberation Corporation
Defiant Collective
#19 - 2014-05-04 22:01:21 UTC
I set your captains quarters on fire and since you didn't get me to sign a prenuptial I also took half your stuff, Laters

Some people are like Slinky's, Not much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#20 - 2014-05-04 22:19:33 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
I'm leaving you for another woman. Oh and I get 51% of your stuff.


That actually happened to me once (except without the 51% thing, thankfully). Not a very macho feeling... Bet that's happened to more guys than will admit it. Hmm...


Quite honestly, I would rather lose a women to another women than another man. But I am an odd ball so.....


That aside.

You just don't do it for me any more.

Later.
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