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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2014-05-29 16:57:28 UTC
I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.
I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2014-05-29 17:38:14 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago.
I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor.

I should have listened, baby...to my second mind
I should have listened, baby...to my second mind
Everytime I go away or leave you darlin', you semme the blues right on down the line
OH!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR..heh yeaH!
semme, my baby
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHA AHAOW!
MY, MY, MY, MY-HY!

I came while breaking up with you.

I don't hate you baby, I just like breaking up with you. Come back again for another round okay?

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#83 - 2014-05-29 23:47:27 UTC
Yeeeeah not really down with that.


Later!
Purity by Fire
Purity Tax Haven
#84 - 2014-05-30 07:13:57 UTC
You want me to quit EvE?. hahahahahahahahahahha

Later........ (with lots of dots)

So like after 76 petitions I still dont have a logical normal answer.   Fly safe and fly true and use your headset on the Loo

Doreen Kaundur
#85 - 2014-05-30 11:26:29 UTC
Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis.

So Im breaking up with you. Sorry.Sad

PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.

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GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
#86 - 2014-05-30 20:53:50 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Lesbian relationships can be hard. We've had alot of fun though. Shared alot of good times, bad times, chocolate ice-cream, violent mood swings, tampons...etc. But there is just one thing missing from this relationship.....a pee-nis.

So Im breaking up with you. Sorry.Sad

PS If you ever grow a pee-nis, call me.


Sorry dear but I must take my leave of you. I had no idea that you were a habitual sleep farter and I am quite tired of sleeping in a gas chamber on chili dog night.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#87 - 2014-05-30 22:57:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
I'm just no good for you baby. I'm bad news, always will be. You deserve a guy who will be there for you, take care of you, give you a little house and a little family. Guys like me-- we're no good. We just want the free life. Drinking, smoking, gambling, chasing anything on two legs that walks by. Breaking hearts. "Live to ride and ride to live," that's my philosophy. That lifestyle's not for you honey.

I know it's my freedom that you love about me, but it's just not going to do you any good for you in the end. Don't take it hard. Here, keep this unit of Tritanium to remember me by. I'll be seeing you.

::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.:::
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2014-05-30 23:07:44 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.:::
I hear you can lose those without Reaper-cussions.

I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Crompton Aberforth
Gallente Federation
#89 - 2014-06-01 10:17:09 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas.

OH REAVER! I thought you liked girls! Our whole relationship has been built on a lie.

I would never have started stalking you if I had realised. Oh.... I'll never get over you.

Oh! Look! Over there..., he looks sort of cute! Back off Reaver, I saw him first!

Do you play EVE like a girl ...because um... you ARE a girl?

Do you know about the WGoE (Women Gamers of EVE) chat channel?

For access information visit the public chat room 'Women Gamers public'.

Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#90 - 2014-06-01 10:25:10 UTC
I can't bear your insistence to not treat your neck condition. Also your claims that I am too laconic are unendurable. Bye.

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#91 - 2014-06-01 11:02:48 UTC
Hey, I like her neck condition. Means I don't need a paperbag.

You're dumped. I'm going for her instead.
Graygor
1kB Realty
#92 - 2014-06-03 04:01:09 UTC
Look man. I told you. Its not you its me. And by me i mean you. And by you i mean your sister. And by your sister i mean your mother.

But dont feel bad. You used to call me daddy anyway. This time is for real!

Cheer up champ. We can still be buddies.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Anne Books
Kaltana Industries
#93 - 2014-06-17 07:59:25 UTC
Great. You killed this thread because noone wants to break up with you. I break up with you!
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2014-06-17 08:03:47 UTC
I'd break up with you in under 5 minutes

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#95 - 2014-06-17 09:04:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Marcus Gord
i just feel like you don't appreciate me.

you show your appreciation for Kate, Eurydia, Sibyyl.....

but not me. i can't take it anymore....

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

Graygor
1kB Realty
#96 - 2014-06-17 12:28:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
Marcus ive tried to make this work. But your unwavering loyalty to the Caldari State makes it impossible for me to continue with this relationship. If i am someday to be the President of the Gallente Federation then i cannot be seen to be having pro Caldari sympathies. It would not reflect well on me.

That is why i have rigged your Captains Quarters to explode. The timer will have started the moment you started to read this.

Please don't run. Rather than spending the last few seconds of your life hammering on the door, try to remember the good times we had together.

-Graygor.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#97 - 2014-06-17 13:51:42 UTC
I know I told you size doesn't' matter. The funny thing is you actually believed it.

Bring your possibles.

Karl Jerr
Herzack Unit
#98 - 2014-06-17 13:56:52 UTC
A happy ending is always the best of the endings
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#99 - 2014-06-17 14:29:32 UTC
What did i tell you about using my makeup?
Mizhir
Higher Than Everest
Trigger Happy.
#100 - 2014-06-17 14:36:25 UTC
What, you are not rich? I'm done with you.

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