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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Dr Ted Kaper
Arondight
#1601 - 2013-10-29 03:51:55 UTC
Weapons that deal increased damage based on a changeable power consumption
Dr Ted Kaper
Arondight
#1602 - 2013-10-29 03:52:54 UTC
Weapon that can fire with a range of multiple AU
Dr Ted Kaper
Arondight
#1603 - 2013-10-29 03:54:12 UTC
Mod that can convert incoming damage into cap
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1604 - 2013-10-29 08:37:27 UTC
Dr Ted Kaper wrote:
Mod that can convert incoming damage into cap

only with lasers
Darth Mam
Industrial Mining and Mayhem
Sigma Grindset
#1605 - 2013-10-29 11:29:15 UTC
Bad Idea: To try "rebalancing" marauders instead of creating a new class more suitable of that particular DEV vision.
Anthar Thebess
#1606 - 2013-10-29 11:44:53 UTC
Pirate "bribe" mission for each pirate faction - 100mln isk for the adjustment. Easy, no additional reward just pirate faction standing adjustment to 0 and opposite higsec race to -9.

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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#1607 - 2013-10-29 15:44:18 UTC
t3 industrials, another bad idea from the first page of the forum.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
epicurus ataraxia
Illusion of Solitude.
Illusion of Solitude
#1608 - 2013-10-29 17:36:50 UTC  |  Edited by: epicurus ataraxia
In losec 2 million fee for killing a noob frigate.Player gets it.
However there is a counter 4 million bonus if it contains a character who is over 1 month old player pays it.

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
epicurus ataraxia
Illusion of Solitude.
Illusion of Solitude
#1609 - 2013-10-29 17:47:24 UTC  |  Edited by: epicurus ataraxia
Local smartbomb destroys active spammers currently in local window for 2 hours costs 2 million per activation.trial accounts unable to post in local if they include the words "fail" or sale or WTF!!!

There is one EvE. Many people. Many lifestyles. WE are EvE
Jason Itiner
Harmless People
#1610 - 2013-10-29 18:06:31 UTC
Dr Ted Kaper wrote:
Mod that can convert incoming damage into cap


I ran that idea past the community once. It wasn't very popular, but some were at least constructive in their criticism and raised valid points.
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1611 - 2013-10-29 19:29:01 UTC
Add genitals to eve.
Nag'o
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1612 - 2013-10-29 19:31:50 UTC
Nanite bomb: AoE armor repairing.

Brain hackz0r. Execute schizophrenia virus. Hyper-phishing activated. Downloading reality.
Verlaine Glariant
The Kudur Cult
#1613 - 2013-10-29 22:51:09 UTC
Open Jove Space

www.amphysvena.org
Verlaine Glariant
The Kudur Cult
#1614 - 2013-10-29 22:51:29 UTC
Bischopt wrote:
Add genitals to eve.
Seconded.

www.amphysvena.org
Smelly PirateWhore
Perkone
Caldari State
#1615 - 2013-10-30 03:23:06 UTC
Here's a terrible idea, changing killmails so that when i deal 99% damage to some ship on one side of a gate then it jumps through and some fool deals the remaining 1% killing him, I actually get to appear on the goddamned killmail!!! What GENIUS changed that? :/
Black Dranzer
#1616 - 2013-10-30 04:38:36 UTC
Slots get their functionality changed to be based on role: Highs only fit guns and turrets, all active modules go into mids, and all passive modules go into lows. Unconditionally.

Walking in Stations as a Social Hub: Business vs Pleasure in Incarna
Aglais
Ice-Storm
#1617 - 2013-10-30 05:03:32 UTC
A T2 battlecruiser hull based off of the Attack Battlecruisers that can fit a single X-large weapon, has the EHP of a poorly fit Rupture, the sig of an AF and a warp speed of 8au/s, and for bonus points, make the Caldari one a hugely useless missile ship.
Corvald Tyrska
Valknetra
#1618 - 2013-10-30 06:12:46 UTC
Aglais wrote:
and for bonus points, make the Caldari one a hugely useless missile ship.

That is sortof automatic given it would get XL-Missiles/Torps.

Allow pilots in Marauders to instantly complete missions when they accept them without having to do them because apparently ISK/Hour is the only important stat to balance ships around.
Sarah Stallman
Pen2 Logistics
#1619 - 2013-10-30 09:24:05 UTC
Hard cap everyone's wallet at one billion ISK to put everyone on an even footing and otherwise annihilate the economy.
NUKUNNI TRADING
Mini Bus Wankers
#1620 - 2013-10-30 11:32:32 UTC
EW ships which take out (offline) a random module on the target ship with every cycle of their primary weapon system (um... let's call it an "offlineicator")