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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#881 - 2013-09-03 20:36:26 UTC
Make Space Graffiti possible with some kind of module or special missile

I blog a bit http://hspew.blogspot.ca
Javius Rong
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#882 - 2013-09-03 21:03:15 UTC
Create a module that turns Marauders into mini-Dreads..... O wait, I saw that someplace Roll
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#883 - 2013-09-03 22:00:16 UTC
Allow a Dustie to be CEO of a Capsuleer Corp.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Erien Rand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#884 - 2013-09-03 22:32:01 UTC
Lobotomizer ammo: if used to strike the final blow on a capsule has a chance of permanatly erasing sp due to the sudden traumatic brain injury interfering with the new download.
Andrea Griffin
#885 - 2013-09-03 22:33:45 UTC
A module that makes engine trails last a long time with scripts to change the color, so you can write messages in space.

CCP Sreegs is my favorite developer.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#886 - 2013-09-03 22:40:47 UTC
Add a " Summon Player" / "Goto Player" instant teleport system and gate it to friends only.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Ranamar
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#887 - 2013-09-03 23:07:14 UTC
Rigs that allow you to increase the number of weapon or launcher hardpoints on a ship. (I'm sorry, art department! Twisted)
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#888 - 2013-09-03 23:09:11 UTC
Allow PLEX to be injected regardless of where it is (ex. in your cargo bay)

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Frothgar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#889 - 2013-09-03 23:19:20 UTC
Capital sized neuts and smartbombs. Good luck pointing me now sucker!
Frothgar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#890 - 2013-09-03 23:22:52 UTC
Having a POS array that allows for the storage of 1-2 Jump clones. Jumpclone timers remain intact.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#891 - 2013-09-03 23:24:03 UTC
Dragons.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#892 - 2013-09-03 23:25:08 UTC
Realistic flame and explosion physics.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#893 - 2013-09-03 23:26:34 UTC
Allowing the Amarr Heavy Dropsuit to fly around in space and attack things because it tanks and deals damage like a rookie ship.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#894 - 2013-09-03 23:29:51 UTC
Give launchers a chance to miss and send a (Nova) nuclear missile flying through space to eventually collide with an innocent object.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#895 - 2013-09-03 23:31:26 UTC
Sniper Rifle Cannon that has a 1% chance to ignore shield and armor completely.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#896 - 2013-09-03 23:33:08 UTC
Orbital Bombardment with Nova Citadel Torpedoes.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
George Fox
Society of Conscientious Thought
#897 - 2013-09-03 23:34:14 UTC
An EWAR module that randomly swaps some of your targets with your target's targets.
Varactyl Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#898 - 2013-09-03 23:45:32 UTC
Ability to take hostage and ransom Jita.

I'm sorry to whoever had the hostage, but I may have just sawed them in half.
Laendra
Universalis Imperium
Goonswarm Federation
#899 - 2013-09-04 00:01:01 UTC
Add Skillpoints for Aurum
Laendra
Universalis Imperium
Goonswarm Federation
#900 - 2013-09-04 00:05:04 UTC
POS Super Smartbomb that hits everything on grid outside of the shield, including cloaked vessels