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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#21 - 2013-08-27 14:01:57 UTC
Tractor Beams that tractor player ships.
Robotic Lincoln
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2013-08-27 14:02:11 UTC
Exploding titans summon Cthulhu.
Kyle Meister
The Initiative LLC
#23 - 2013-08-27 14:02:28 UTC
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.
CCP Rise
C C P
C C P Alliance
#24 - 2013-08-27 14:02:44 UTC
Every time you activate a jump bridge theres a small chance you get sent to a random wormhole.

@ccp_rise

StarFleetCommander
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#25 - 2013-08-27 14:03:06 UTC
Everyone only has one clone from now on, Would make a big difference in alliance fights and tactics lol
StarFleetCommander
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#26 - 2013-08-27 14:04:00 UTC
You can created a "Wormhole Generator" in a Class 6 Wormhole which has a 10% chance of getting the target wormhole
Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#27 - 2013-08-27 14:04:06 UTC
High levels of PI should allow you to treat a planet as a Titan

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost

Deathwing Reborn
#28 - 2013-08-27 14:04:50 UTC
Lets nerf supercapitals instead of creating new content to counter them.
Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#29 - 2013-08-27 14:05:36 UTC
Randomize wormhole spawns anywhere in system. Anything on grid gets sucked in.

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost

SOL Ranger
Imperial Armed Forces
#30 - 2013-08-27 14:07:18 UTC
Find and replace "Amarr" with "Sith" and change all their ships to Star Wars imperial faction equivalents.

The Vargur requires launcher hardpoints, following tempest tradition.

Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#31 - 2013-08-27 14:07:33 UTC
Similar to defender missiles. Add Defender Mirrors and Mirror drones to counter laser blasts.

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost

Raging Beaver
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-08-27 14:07:43 UTC
Making outposts destructible.
StarFleetCommander
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#33 - 2013-08-27 14:10:04 UTC
DD a star causes it to go super nova destroying the whole system
Vulfen
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2013-08-27 14:10:19 UTC
Feed the CCP server Gremlins after midnight
CCP Rise
C C P
C C P Alliance
#35 - 2013-08-27 14:11:22 UTC
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

@ccp_rise

Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#36 - 2013-08-27 14:11:37 UTC
Joke AWOX gun. Just produces a large flag that says BANG.

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost

CirroWing
Lone Star Warriors
Brave Collective
#37 - 2013-08-27 14:12:17 UTC
Remote Reps of any kind get the same (Wrecking/Penetrating/Hits/Grazes/Glances Off/Misses Completely) effect multipliers as guns.
Takari
Promised Victorious Entropy
#38 - 2013-08-27 14:12:31 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
If enough suicide ganks happen in a given high sec system, it eventually turns to low sec.

If enough ore is mined and missions run in a low-sec system it becomes high sec. Combine the two ideas!

"Roll the dice, don't think twice. This is the way of things. Welcome to EVE." ~ CCP Falcon

"Good luck, shoot straight and don't back down." - Serendipity Lost

Del orian
DEFCON.
The Initiative.
#39 - 2013-08-27 14:13:09 UTC
Bring mines back (.. you know the Python / Anaconda Mines)
Kyle Meister
The Initiative LLC
#40 - 2013-08-27 14:13:26 UTC
A railgun that fires Chuck Norris clones and insta-kills any target.