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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Tryaz
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1901 - 2013-12-23 11:12:29 UTC
Lephia DeGrande wrote:
AFK Cloak

Trollolololololol

Narrator of Chronicles of New Eden, the EVE audiobook series. Listen at www.soundcloud.com/chroniclesofneweden
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#1902 - 2013-12-23 12:02:50 UTC
having read a few :

putting local into WH's

give siege module a tracking bonus - 500% ought to do it

make jita losec

stop iterating on EVE

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#1903 - 2013-12-23 12:08:50 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=306932&find=unread - this

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Blue spy
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1904 - 2013-12-23 12:09:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Blue spy
A 10% chance that small/medium railguns fire this instead of their regular ammunition.
NearNihil
Jump Drive Appreciation Society
#1905 - 2013-12-23 14:09:05 UTC
Dynamic system security status - increase sec by killing things with a CONCORD bounty in a system, decrease it by killing things without one.
Notorious Fellon
#1906 - 2013-12-23 16:02:41 UTC
Golden Ammo.

Crime, it is not a "career", it is a lifestyle.
Machagon
Amamake Anarchist Community College
#1907 - 2013-12-23 17:14:47 UTC
Concord occasionally goes on low and null sec roams.
Ibrahim Vaughn Holtzman
the holtzman experience
CAStabouts
#1908 - 2013-12-25 01:39:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Ibrahim Vaughn Holtzman
Make all the lamps on the Obelisk blinking.

[Edit] And make every lamp blink at a different frequency.
Lei Merdeau
Hidden Agenda
Deep Space Engineering
#1909 - 2013-12-25 01:53:54 UTC
Stan Durden wrote:

So how about logistic drones that can be used on the ship that launched them.


and for consistency, damage drones that can be used on the ship that launched them.
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#1910 - 2013-12-25 02:16:05 UTC
a sub length training queue

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#1911 - 2013-12-25 03:14:54 UTC
Pink pony pets to bring joy to Eden.

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~
TheMercenaryKing
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#1912 - 2013-12-25 03:42:36 UTC  |  Edited by: TheMercenaryKing
Jovian Shuttle: TARDIS Type 39

Volume: 10 m^3
Cargo: 500 m^3
Max Velocity: 100 m/s
Warp Speed: ±∞ au/s
Maximum Jump Range: ±∞ ly

cost: 3 billion isk
Centis Adjani
Adjani Corporation
#1913 - 2013-12-25 06:33:21 UTC
The warp speed nerf is not enough, reduce warp speed of bigger ships much more - they should never warp faster than 0.5 AU/s
S4nn4
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#1914 - 2013-12-26 01:05:17 UTC
deployable unit: CONCORD prank-caller (forces CONCORD to arrive on grid and then flags the owner as suspect)
Dr0000 Maulerant
Union Nanide and Tooling
#1915 - 2013-12-26 02:57:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Dr0000 Maulerant
TheMercenaryKing wrote:
Jovian Shuttle: TARDIS Type 39

Volume: 10 m^3
Cargo: 500 m^3
Max Velocity: 100 m/s
Warp Speed: ±∞ au/s
Maximum Jump Range: ±∞ ly

cost: 3 billion isk


Jumps to a random cyno, not the one you light for it.

If you get podded from it, your character is randomly resculpted.

Tell me again about how every playstyle you dont engage in "doesn't require any effort" and everyone who does it needs to die in a fire. Be sure to mention about how you tried it once but it was too easy/boring/ethnic-homophobic slur. 
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#1916 - 2013-12-26 02:59:13 UTC
allow the use of mining bots - integrate them into the game!

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
S4nn4
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#1917 - 2013-12-27 08:14:48 UTC
Ships can become infected with space parasites when opening archeological exploration cans, or if it is bumped by an already infected ship. An infected ship is not allowed to dock, but is immediately cured if it warps to the sun.

Malcorath Sacerdos
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1918 - 2013-12-27 12:44:12 UTC
selling amarr robes at the nex store
Jaz Antollare
UrAnus Probing Squad
#1919 - 2013-12-30 03:02:57 UTC
More underwear for capsuleers
Joan Greywind
The Lazy Crabs
#1920 - 2013-12-30 04:46:21 UTC
make jammers have dimishing penalties if more than one is used on the same ship, same as target painters etc.. but the 4th jammers has 0 effect.