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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Karle Tabot
Wormlife Freeport Operations
Wormlife
#1701 - 2013-11-10 18:34:09 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
So I've made it a goal of mine to tell CCP Fozzie at least one bad idea for EVE development every day. It helps me think of things outside of the box and is often funny. I was talking with CCP Dolan yesterday and realized that the entire community should participate!

Please only one sentence per post that proposes a good/bad/funny change for eve online. I'll start:

A mod which instantly swaps your momentum/vector with your target when activated!



Start announcing news of major changes a few days before they take effect so there will be less time for feedback, and no time to make any adjustments to your initial thought anyway.
Karle Tabot
Wormlife Freeport Operations
Wormlife
#1702 - 2013-11-10 18:35:46 UTC
CCP Rise wrote:
So I've made it a goal of mine to tell CCP Fozzie at least one bad idea for EVE development every day. It helps me think of things outside of the box and is often funny. I was talking with CCP Dolan yesterday and realized that the entire community should participate!

Please only one sentence per post that proposes a good/bad/funny change for eve online. I'll start:

A mod which instantly swaps your momentum/vector with your target when activated!



Keep punitively targeting Caldari pilots via their primary weapon systems, missiles.
El Jin'meiko
Warcrows
Shattered Foundations
#1703 - 2013-11-11 00:37:46 UTC
Create well thought out dynamic content and events.
Curt Wolf
Titanomachy Enterprises
#1704 - 2013-11-11 07:17:51 UTC
Ability to replace all slots with a single button reading "Run Away" - gives high pitched squealing sound and instantly warps you to some totally random location
Curt Wolf
Titanomachy Enterprises
#1705 - 2013-11-11 07:25:39 UTC
For the true carebear - replace the ship skins on freighters and industrials with pink fluffy fur
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1706 - 2013-11-11 10:01:33 UTC
Liam Inkuras wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Implement change to good and useful missile module so you can always very fast almsot kil la target then you cannot fire anymore until you are dead!

Removing spellcheck from this m8's computer Roll



Pay attention to people that think everyone in world uses a computer with english as its native system language.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Lavayar
ANGELGARD.
Red Alliance
#1707 - 2013-11-11 10:56:30 UTC
Add icon for your own ship to identify it on field of large battles
Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1708 - 2013-11-11 11:01:50 UTC
I say, nobody needs this forum board since only a couple hundred people ever use the test server. scrub it Twisted

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....

Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1709 - 2013-11-11 11:03:41 UTC
stealth bombers will drop their bombs instead of launch them while cloaked.

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....

Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1710 - 2013-11-11 11:04:27 UTC
stealth bombers get their own MJD that will jump them to 50KM off before their bombs detonate.

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....

GeeShizzle MacCloud
#1711 - 2013-11-11 14:22:32 UTC
be able to power down your ship so you literally disappear of overviews/ local, you loose all ability to move, lock targets, fire or in any way interact with anything outside of your ship.

(including join fleets - if you're in a fleet it severs the connection ie auto leaves fleet)

Powering back up takes 30 seconds where you're vulnerable to being locked and killed.

your ship is still in space and can be seen in space and bumped etc by other people though, just not locked or in other ways interacted with.
God's Apples
Wilderness
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#1712 - 2013-11-11 19:22:42 UTC
Dav Varan wrote:
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.

"Hydra Reloaded are just jealous / butthurt on me / us because we can get tons of PVP action in empire while they aren't good enough to get that." - NightmareX

Lady Worselus
Monte Inc
#1713 - 2013-11-11 21:03:27 UTC
Dav Varan wrote:
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.

Titus Balls
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1714 - 2013-11-11 23:20:21 UTC
Hiring Mad Ani as some kind of sanctioned 23/7 streamer for CCP
Anomaly One
Doomheim
#1715 - 2013-11-11 23:30:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Anomaly One
Dav Varan wrote:
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.

Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4 Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. DUST 514 FOR PC

Petit four
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1716 - 2013-11-12 00:12:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Petit four
Dav Varan wrote:
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.
Omega Crendraven
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1717 - 2013-11-12 02:03:18 UTC
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.
X'ret
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1718 - 2013-11-12 03:36:17 UTC
Dav Varan wrote:
How about a weapon system that you can't use for 40 seconds while you switch up your ammo.

Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1719 - 2013-11-12 14:04:31 UTC
Make a forum about ideas and discussions that can be completely ignored in favor of invisible comments on fairy tale forums on the magic internetland.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Omnathious Deninard
Ministry of Silly Walks.
Parasitic Legion.
#1720 - 2013-11-12 14:07:20 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Make a forum about ideas and discussions that can be completely ignored in favor of invisible comments on fairy tale forums on the magic internetland.

I had similar thoughts.

Create a feedback thread, ignore all feedback.

If you don't follow the rules, neither will I.