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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1381 - 2013-10-05 18:52:25 UTC
Introduce guns that can be anchored independently of a POS.
Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1382 - 2013-10-05 18:53:43 UTC
Let us hack offline towers and make them our own. Even in High Sec without a wardec. Salvage rights.
Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1383 - 2013-10-05 18:56:03 UTC
Add an external, customizable command console app for your touchscreen tablet. Require players to wear Star Trek costumes to use the app.
Jace Bowen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1384 - 2013-10-05 19:03:58 UTC
Change "keep at range" to include a direction as well as a distance.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#1385 - 2013-10-05 19:59:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Owen Levanth
Introduce capital and supercapital sized rats. Send them through NullSec and against POSes. (So that these new super-incursions can't just be ignored or they scour entire constellations clean from player-owned structures.) Capital rats can enter LowSec and swarms of BS rats can enter even HighSec. Roaming BS-gangs will attack POS in HighSec, roaming capitals in LowSec. And to make it not to hard on empire-denizens, local faction NPC-fleets will slowly fight back, so worst case, you'll just have to hid behind your POS-shield until help arrives.

****, already more then one-line. Well, maybe next time it works. P
Regina Gerze
The Trinity Conglomerate
#1386 - 2013-10-06 02:33:51 UTC
I become your master/I win everything on BLINK/I win all the time/Cybering in public and having videos of sex is allowed...End sentence
Regina Gerze
The Trinity Conglomerate
#1387 - 2013-10-06 02:35:10 UTC
Owen Levanth wrote:
Introduce capital and supercapital sized rats. Send them through NullSec and against POSes. (So that these new super-incursions can't just be ignored or they scour entire constellations clean from player-owned structures.) Capital rats can enter LowSec and swarms of BS rats can enter even HighSec. Roaming BS-gangs will attack POS in HighSec, roaming capitals in LowSec. And to make it not to hard on empire-denizens, local faction NPC-fleets will slowly fight back, so worst case, you'll just have to hid behind your POS-shield until help arrives.

****, already more then one-line. Well, maybe next time it works. P


That actually sounds interesting...as a one time event xD
King Rothgar
Deadly Solutions
#1388 - 2013-10-06 02:44:37 UTC
Rage mode: allows capsuleer to ram another ship doing as much damage as the attacking ship has total HP at the expense of the attacker's ship and pod. Ignores ship resistances.

[u]Fireworks and snowballs are great, but what I really want is a corpse launcher.[/u]
Abraham Nalelmir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1389 - 2013-10-06 05:44:13 UTC
Allow us to mine minmatar ships, they have lots of good minerals in them Lol

In Go.. ECM I trust
Caleb Seremshur
Commando Guri
Guristas Pirates
#1390 - 2013-10-06 06:00:55 UTC
Sentry guns engage hostile militia on sight and faction navy responses escalate to eventually kill an enemy militia fleet no matter what size.
Ned Black
Driders
#1391 - 2013-10-06 13:15:52 UTC
This thread!

I have seen far more GOOD and EXCELLENT ideas in this thread than I have seen in the rest of the forums.
Legash Silden
Reliables Inc
BLACKFLAG.
#1392 - 2013-10-06 17:54:08 UTC
Bomb Launcher subsystem for tech 3's.
Dirritat'z Demblin
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1393 - 2013-10-06 18:44:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirritat'z Demblin
Bombs in Cargo of a popin' ship explode for full, kumulative AOE-damage.

"The Titan started Warpin, we don't have HIC. Focus fire! Focus fire!!!" - "Warp off! Im warpin my Charon @ 0 and self-destruct!" - "What the..." - BOOOOOOM!
Chaotica Donma
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1394 - 2013-10-06 19:17:16 UTC
Add NPC pirate faction Noctis that show up and start salvaging while you're ratting.

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Matthias Thullmann
Dynatron Inc.
#1395 - 2013-10-06 22:31:43 UTC
InterBus agents stop giving LP. They give slightly more ISK instead.
Gallastian Khanid
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1396 - 2013-10-07 00:53:25 UTC
Microbridge drive. Battleship and larger hulls only. Throws every subcap within 20km of your ship 100km in front of you.
Private Industry
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1397 - 2013-10-07 02:08:53 UTC
Make a mining mini-game, but instead of controlling a virus and fighting defense systems, you control a drone and fight mole people.
Draconus Lofwyr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1398 - 2013-10-07 05:08:11 UTC
supercapital-station ramming skill. hey, it worked on video, why not in game.
Crania
Aplac Org.
#1399 - 2013-10-07 11:23:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Crania
Nerf solo pvp!

Skill "lonely wolf" 1% ehp and damage per rank if not in fleet and no corp/alliance/bluestanding in the system.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1400 - 2013-10-07 11:38:30 UTC
Improve solo pvp: give them off grid boosting, off grid reps, off grid ECM

Actually make them all solo pvp off grid too.

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