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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Thorvik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#981 - 2013-09-05 22:41:17 UTC
Hull damage when a ship collides with another ship (or any object) outside of station radius.
Pakarinen
Perkone
Caldari State
#982 - 2013-09-06 00:51:07 UTC
Overheating death ray- fires a magnetic/heat pulse at an opposing ship and proceeds to force its modules to overheat giving said ship overheating capabilitie but dependent on the level of overheating of the pilot whos being targetd, if they cant keep repair pasting then hte modules burn out
Pakarinen
Perkone
Caldari State
#983 - 2013-09-06 00:55:58 UTC
fixed forward fire doomsday smart bomb for marauders, it is a specialized ariety that is built iwth only 1/10 power of a titans doomsday, but each level of training for it or for maurader increases its power by 100 percent, usable only in seige mode, and has to fire directly in front of the marauder, in a narrow pulse that travels up to 50 km similar to a bomb launcher from a stealth bomer but a smart bomb pulse that only travels in a narrow cone designed primarily for dreadnaughts/carriers to balance the field but also able to blast anything that crossese its path should they fly through it accidently or hte marauatder pilot succeessfuly or unsucesfuly attempt to point it at a ship, the doomsday should either knowck the maruader temporarily after fireing for a few seconds to 20 seconds or for the entire length of the dd recharge phase to force pilots to choose between a all out attempt to win or a long fight/retreat
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#984 - 2013-09-06 01:52:20 UTC
Pakarinen wrote:
fixed forward fire doomsday smart bomb for marauders, it is a specialized ariety that is built iwth only 1/10 power of a titans doomsday, but each level of training for it or for maurader increases its power by 100 percent, usable only in seige mode, and has to fire directly in front of the marauder, in a narrow pulse that travels up to 50 km similar to a bomb launcher from a stealth bomer but a smart bomb pulse that only travels in a narrow cone designed primarily for dreadnaughts/carriers to balance the field but also able to blast anything that crossese its path should they fly through it accidently or hte marauatder pilot succeessfuly or unsucesfuly attempt to point it at a ship, the doomsday should either knowck the maruader temporarily after fireing for a few seconds to 20 seconds or for the entire length of the dd recharge phase to force pilots to choose between a all out attempt to win or a long fight/retreat

"one-line bad idea thread" Thats quite a long line you got there.
HolidayDerp derf
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#985 - 2013-09-06 04:22:15 UTC
Implant crashes resulting in skillpoint loss
Obearoth HuanTao
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#986 - 2013-09-06 04:32:55 UTC
Give tractor beams the ability to hold/slow down ships
Liu Ellens
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#987 - 2013-09-06 04:40:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Liu Ellens
Warping always lands you on a random spot ~10km distance from the destination/bookmark.

Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there for shure.

Cade Windstalker
#988 - 2013-09-06 05:37:03 UTC
Installing new implants has a chance to attempt to delete your brain's boot.ini file. Also your brain has a Boot.ini now.
Cade Windstalker
#989 - 2013-09-06 05:44:31 UTC
Drones equipped with Large Smartbombs.
Lephia DeGrande
Luxembourg Space Union
#990 - 2013-09-06 06:01:14 UTC
A Modul with 100km range that gives you the ability to control the ship of another Fleet member.
Galdrak
Interplanetary Trade Federation
#991 - 2013-09-06 06:49:08 UTC
fleet awards medals and decorations in addition to corp decoration awards.
Smelly PirateWhore
Perkone
Caldari State
#992 - 2013-09-06 10:51:49 UTC
Tier 3 destroyers with cruiser-sized guns
Smelly PirateWhore
Perkone
Caldari State
#993 - 2013-09-06 10:52:49 UTC
Bookmarks can only be saved on an item, such as cans or wrecks etc - no more warping around and making random safes
David Kir
Hotbirds
#994 - 2013-09-06 13:10:04 UTC  |  Edited by: David Kir
EDIT, because of BAD READING SKILLS.

Friends are like cows: if you eat them, they die.

Gypsio III
Questionable Ethics.
Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
#995 - 2013-09-06 13:17:07 UTC
Drones that have drone bays and can deploy smaller drones.
Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#996 - 2013-09-06 15:25:20 UTC
More genolution implants turning it from a cheap nice power boost to a really overpowered set.

BYDI recruitment closed-ish

Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#997 - 2013-09-06 16:26:36 UTC
Gypsio III wrote:
Drones that have drone bays and can deploy smaller drones.



Drones have ship bay and can deploy battleships.. with capsullers on them.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"

Wolfgang Achari
Morior Invictus.
#998 - 2013-09-06 17:49:40 UTC
An AoE module that prevents people from speaking in local/corp/alliance/voice/etc. chat whether they're in space or in station.
Blodhgarm Dethahal
8 Sins of Man
Stray Dogs.
#999 - 2013-09-06 19:19:45 UTC
Remove 90% webs from pirate ships and give them to certain AFs / HACs / Marauders. Specialized heavy tackle bonuses!
Andrea Griffin
#1000 - 2013-09-06 19:55:02 UTC
Re-hire CCP Soundwave, no matter what the cost.