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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
#921 - 2013-09-04 14:01:42 UTC
Dust 514?

I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Lallante
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#922 - 2013-09-04 14:15:50 UTC
Endorse Failheap-Challenge as an Eve Fansite, despite murky editorial practices.
Wolfgang Achari
Morior Invictus.
#923 - 2013-09-04 15:00:20 UTC
Introduce special modules that allow the different titans to combine and form Megazord.
Andrea Griffin
#924 - 2013-09-04 15:03:12 UTC
A T3 hauling subsystem.
Andrea Griffin
#925 - 2013-09-04 15:22:31 UTC
Props in the NeX store such as parrots, hats, bottles of Quafe, and new poses.
deathboyjack
Longman Corp
#926 - 2013-09-04 15:43:38 UTC
When out of ammo minmatar ships can throw their guns at the enemy causing 10,000 Omni damage

Make the thruster end of the Thorax two balls
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#927 - 2013-09-04 16:40:30 UTC
deathboyjack wrote:
When out of ammo minmatar ships can throw their guns at the enemy causing 10,000 Omni damage

Make the thruster end of the Thorax two balls


And make it dockable into the front end of a Megathron
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#928 - 2013-09-04 17:30:24 UTC
Tractor beams work on ships, and can also "reverse polarity" to push an object away.
Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#929 - 2013-09-04 17:33:46 UTC
I want fury dice in my pod.
Andrea Griffin
#930 - 2013-09-04 18:07:37 UTC
I want furry, not fury, dice in my pod. Or furries. Either one will do.
Eternis1
Lip Shords
#931 - 2013-09-04 18:34:47 UTC
Let players blow up star gates.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#932 - 2013-09-04 18:43:10 UTC
Titans can dock!

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Leto Atal
LoneStar Industries
#933 - 2013-09-04 18:53:42 UTC
Andrea Griffin wrote:
I want furry, not fury, dice in my pod. Or furries. Either one will do.


I want a spelling and grammar checker in EVE.
Caleb Seremshur
Commando Guri
Guristas Pirates
#934 - 2013-09-04 19:07:10 UTC
Here's a genuinely bad idea: the current marauder redesign.

Genuinely good idea: battleship with bomb launchers and siege mode like a real dread. There's your death star.
Andrea Griffin
#935 - 2013-09-04 21:01:02 UTC
Remove warp disruption bubbles from the game to encourage fleets to use interceptors and other dedicated tackle ships.
Andrea Griffin
#936 - 2013-09-04 22:44:44 UTC
Jump gates should have a small percentage to jump you to a random system.
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#937 - 2013-09-04 23:08:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
flip everyone's sec status to their exact opposite.
Susan Black
Ice Fire Warriors
#938 - 2013-09-04 23:19:04 UTC
Every month, several thousand random players are forcibly drafted into militia.

www.gamerchick.net @gamerchick42

Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#939 - 2013-09-04 23:40:18 UTC
sunglasses which reduce brightness of the sun and nebulas when in use. (i don't have to explain how sunglasses work right?)

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value

Andrea Griffin
#940 - 2013-09-05 00:11:35 UTC
Allow players to have officially recognized marriages with tax benefits.