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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Bullet Maggotson
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#561 - 2013-08-30 06:03:30 UTC
Every Sunday is an official Concord holiday.
Nick Ahashion
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#562 - 2013-08-30 06:06:08 UTC
Give pods an eject button
Axloth Okiah
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#563 - 2013-08-30 06:20:47 UTC
introduce mass-reducing rigs

SSC Brokering Service
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Horse Feathers
CAStabouts
#564 - 2013-08-30 07:05:02 UTC
Capital ships can behave similar to eve lore, by locking on to distant celestial bodies and umping to them...not just cynos.

thhief ghabmoef
Dredastttarm
0x31A9D8F2
#565 - 2013-08-30 07:08:51 UTC
Why do most of these things sound ******* awesome?

Maybe just me.

I make YouTube videos and so on... Watch me do silly things here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Internetzspacezshipz?
Aglais
Ice-Storm
#566 - 2013-08-30 07:16:45 UTC
Axloth Okiah wrote:
introduce mass-reducing rigs


what are you talking about I'd kill for mass reducing rigs. :I
Rob Crowley
State War Academy
#567 - 2013-08-30 07:41:30 UTC
Bullet Maggotson wrote:
Every Sunday is an official Concord holiday.

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
SARPIDON
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#568 - 2013-08-30 08:52:15 UTC
Allow Capital ships into highsec by automatically offlining offensive modules / capabilities.
Janna Windforce
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#569 - 2013-08-30 09:28:34 UTC
Vulfen wrote:
CCP create a Death Star in Jov space and jump it to a random Low-sec system for everyone to come and fight.

and make it so it can DD a Titan


And introduce (and equip Death Star with) Gaze of Mork type of weapon (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gaze_of_Mork)
NorthCrossroad
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#570 - 2013-08-30 09:33:53 UTC
Add Deathstar-class ships into the game. Just to balance out all the cap-ships.

North
scathion
Harm Co.
#571 - 2013-08-30 09:46:41 UTC
HIgh slot 'hull magnetic reverberator' module allowing you too forcabley broadcast eve voice abuse to anyone on grid with you
Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
WE FORM V0LTA
#572 - 2013-08-30 10:37:28 UTC
One way wormholes.

How to win EVE
Rokhaard Indiz
Eristocracy Inc
#573 - 2013-08-30 11:27:01 UTC
New ship that has no warp or sub-warp drives. It moves on grid by being bumped and between grids inside ship maintenance bays. Low mass, high resists and some useful bonus like neuting effectiveness.

yes
Devon Weeks
Asteroid Mining Industries
Salt Mining Industrialists
#574 - 2013-08-30 11:27:35 UTC
Implement collision damage for just one day so we can all sit cloaked on the Jita undock and watch the mayhem.
Rokhaard Indiz
Eristocracy Inc
#575 - 2013-08-30 11:30:38 UTC
Remote cooler module to allow your mates to keep overheating longer.

yes
Lallante
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#576 - 2013-08-30 11:32:35 UTC
Introduce large or capital tractor beams that can affect velocity vectors of smaller vessels.
Lallante
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
#577 - 2013-08-30 11:33:59 UTC
T2 Ship-class specialised in smartbombs
Rokhaard Indiz
Eristocracy Inc
#578 - 2013-08-30 11:37:16 UTC
Add couple of C0 WH systems that have NPC stations in them. Stations don't have cloning services and C0 systems have no statics in or out.

yes
Rokhaard Indiz
Eristocracy Inc
#579 - 2013-08-30 11:40:16 UTC
Ewar module that only hides name, corp, alliance and standings info from targeted player's overview, brackets and watch list.

yes
Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#580 - 2013-08-30 11:44:04 UTC
Mashie Saldana wrote:
One way wormholes.

That would be f'ing awesome

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