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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Memran
F.U.N. Inc.
The Ancients.
#321 - 2013-08-28 11:57:04 UTC
Warp Core Stabilizers
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#322 - 2013-08-28 11:59:21 UTC
The television in captains quarters can stream content from youtube, hulu and netflix.
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#323 - 2013-08-28 12:22:36 UTC
Sell WoW subscriptions for 600 million ISK through EVE.
Mournful Conciousness
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#324 - 2013-08-28 12:26:29 UTC
Remove all turrets from titans, allow up to 8 ships to dock with the titan and become independently controlled turrets while removing the titan's ability to bridge.

Embers Children is recruiting carefully selected pilots who like wormholes, green killboards and the sweet taste of tears. You can convo me in game or join the chat "TOHA Lounge".
Fasturian Icildentirf
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#325 - 2013-08-28 12:29:09 UTC
Have the mass of cargo add to the mass of the ship.

Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized. 
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#326 - 2013-08-28 12:31:35 UTC
Add spool up time of 5 mins to jump drives.
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#327 - 2013-08-28 12:32:28 UTC
Rufus Black-heart Maulerant
Deep Hole Cleansing
#328 - 2013-08-28 12:34:19 UTC
Allow Titans to join together like the Devastor or that thing from Power Rangers o.0
Fasturian Icildentirf
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#329 - 2013-08-28 12:34:28 UTC
Have a ship that propels itself by dropping bombs and detonating them.

Q: What does IT humor have in common with a classical star schema? A: They are both highly denormalized. 
Max Kolonko
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#330 - 2013-08-28 12:34:44 UTC
turn all missiles into AEO weapons taht have at least 26km radius and change it so that you can shoot them down with weapons (lock and shot)

Read and support: Don't mess with OUR WH's What is Your stance on WH stuff?
Mournful Conciousness
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#331 - 2013-08-28 12:44:12 UTC
Gypsio III wrote:
Mournful Conciousness wrote:
Debora Tsung wrote:
Kyle Meister wrote:
You should be able to Kamikaze cap ships.


Related: COLISSION DAMAGE Big smile


2 battleships under MWD (150,000,000Kg @ 1000m/s) colliding head on would generate more heat than several thousand fusion bombs - literally a doomsday weapon that would damage, if not melt, everything on grid.


You sure about that bit of maths? Looks like 36 kt TNT equivalent to me.


Ke = 0.5 * M.v.v

M = 300,000,000Kg (2 ships, 100MKg + 50MKg for MWD being on x 2)
v = 1000 * 2 (2 ships approaching at 1000m/s each)
assume all motion is converted to heat
= 6e14 joules

1Ton of TNT = 4.184e15 joules

therefore 2 ships colliding is equivalent to 143.4 kilotons of tnt - about 8 times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb.

You're right, I had an order of magnitude error in my megaton/joules conversion.

Still, not an insignificant explosion. The Hiroshima fireball had a 1.6km radius in air.

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Omnathious Deninard
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#332 - 2013-08-28 12:56:23 UTC
Everything posted here

If you don't follow the rules, neither will I.
Yeep
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#333 - 2013-08-28 13:15:27 UTC
Make a series of modules that apply incursion-like effects in a system but anchor your ship in space for 5 minutes.
Tobias Hareka
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#334 - 2013-08-28 13:18:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Tobias Hareka
Add module that when activated will increase velocity and agility of targeted ship.
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#335 - 2013-08-28 13:22:58 UTC
All combat damage resolved by forum vote
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#336 - 2013-08-28 13:23:14 UTC
drone control range extender drones
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#337 - 2013-08-28 13:23:25 UTC
new weapon type: audio scrambler, which plays the trololo song at max volume in any player's teamspeak/mumble/whatever
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#338 - 2013-08-28 13:23:39 UTC
autolock and -10 standings toward any pilot on grid wearing a monocole
Chucky Mcnutt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#339 - 2013-08-28 13:27:12 UTC
Sweatshop pos mod, which handles starting up new production runs, but occasionally needs to be refueled with a new "children" item
Athena Machina
Akadeimia Keipouron SVK
Apocalypse Now.
#340 - 2013-08-28 13:46:59 UTC
Clone Vat Bay for POS's.