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The 'one-line bad idea' thread

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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3261 - 2015-02-23 13:25:58 UTC
Alena McJenkins wrote:
Assassn Gallic wrote:
Upon login your entire internet history is added to your bio.



At which point most of the people reading my bio would do this.




Convert all warp drives to infinite improbability drives.


You'd need to add a low slot instant tea machine to keep supplied with really hot cups of something almost but not exactly unlike tea.
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3262 - 2015-02-24 01:51:23 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Alena McJenkins wrote:
Assassn Gallic wrote:
Upon login your entire internet history is added to your bio.



At which point most of the people reading my bio would do this.




Convert all warp drives to infinite improbability drives.


You'd need to add a low slot instant tea machine to keep supplied with really hot cups of something almost but not exactly unlike tea.



Indeed.


Deployable banana peels that cause ships to spin uncontrolably for five seconds upon contact.

Sauce.
Nina Lowel
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#3263 - 2015-02-24 04:04:24 UTC
10,000 isk per Skill Point. Buying 50 million SP would cost 500 billion isk which is about 10x the going price for a good 100 mil SP combat pilot.


Imagine how much ISK CCP could remove from the game and it could be done completely within the lore.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3264 - 2015-02-24 08:24:56 UTC
You're Right that is a dumb idea...

Flavored and lickable spaceships, amarrians could taste like Werthers Originals for example.
ImageQuest
Standings Consortium
#3265 - 2015-02-24 09:17:42 UTC
Nerf drones and bring some fun into this game again
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3266 - 2015-02-24 10:57:23 UTC
Adding a new Rubberducky shaped titan with appropriate bonusses and paint scheme for Bloodraiders
Kosetzu
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#3267 - 2015-02-24 11:35:51 UTC
Pirate faction capital ships.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#3268 - 2015-02-24 17:43:51 UTC
Rookie Titan with Civilian Doomsday.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Bob Maths
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3269 - 2015-02-25 12:44:33 UTC
Titans now use subsystems
Colette Kassia
Kassia Industrial Supply
#3270 - 2015-02-25 18:11:06 UTC
Neo-Victorians as a playable race and a full line-up of steampunk spaceships.
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3271 - 2015-02-28 09:48:01 UTC
Getting anonymous to replace the ISD and GM staff (masks and such included)
Miss Martin James
FreeTrade Initiative
#3272 - 2015-02-28 16:06:21 UTC
Hello

This is driving me crazy Thier is no way to disable my ship from moving when i click in space-typically this happens alot when i am working in my POS(placing structures is quite difficult when my ship keeps wondering off everytime i left click.

please concider introducing a feature where i can ''lock ship in position'' thank you.

Regards
MMJ
Murkar Omaristos
The Alabaster Albatross
Unreasonable Bastards
#3273 - 2015-03-01 20:00:13 UTC
Nerf railguns.
Clancy Davis
30plus LLC
Brave Collective
#3274 - 2015-03-02 02:52:38 UTC
Rorqual Buff: When under attack, the Rorqual and the mining barges/exhumers could form Voltron.
Alena McJenkins
McJenkins' Saucy Shipwreckers LLC
#3275 - 2015-03-03 03:14:19 UTC
Make ships killed using radioactive/nuclear ammunition drop Radioactive Slag instead of Metal Scraps.

Sauce.
Whittorical Quandary
Amarrian Infinity
#3276 - 2015-03-03 04:47:42 UTC
Eve "SnapChat"

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine."

— Abraham Lincoln
FireFrenzy
Cynosural Samurai
#3277 - 2015-03-03 06:54:50 UTC  |  Edited by: FireFrenzy
Make April second (April firtst is the thera thunderdome afterall) topsie turvie day, based on an index derived by mission running and mining players are issued some kind of jovian killstick spaceboat to go and murder people with a high PVP index who will be banned from flying anything that isnt a mining barge, rorqual or orca for a day.

EDIT: or untanked freighters:)
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3278 - 2015-03-03 07:24:58 UTC
"ISD for a Day" contest!

Or maybe as a punishment...Blink
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3279 - 2015-03-03 07:28:21 UTC
Security status that goes to -11
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#3280 - 2015-03-03 07:29:49 UTC
Add base chance that your drones go "rogue" and start attacking you (or random targets)